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|Description||An unknown pirate and an legendary captain|
Captain Obvious is a monster so unknown to the world of Godville that even the Godville Administrators don't know about it. Captain Obvious is the funniest sea captain of the known world. That is how he kills, making people laugh to death.
To quote the famous monster psychologist, Dr. Enai :
Captain Obvious always seems to say what you already know or what everyone thinks... It's in fact because Captain Obvious as trouble connecting with others, the captain had a very rough childhood and experience a lot of hardship in relationships... It develop a psychopathic tendency... 'If no one can understand me... Then why should they live...'
|— The Psyche of Monsters, Unspecifiedistan University Press|