Difference between revisions of "Cantankerous Chimaera"

From GodWiki
Jump to: navigation, search
m
(Tags: Mobile edit, Mobile web edit)
Line 11: Line 11:
 
If anyone knows what CANTANKEROUS actually means, they have the power to defeat a chimera that bears above description: beat it to death with your ultra-complete dictionary.
 
If anyone knows what CANTANKEROUS actually means, they have the power to defeat a chimera that bears above description: beat it to death with your ultra-complete dictionary.
  
The Cantankerous Chimaera is an unfriendly, irritating beast that you do not want to mess with.
+
The Cantankerous Chimaera is an unfriendly, irritating beast that you do not want to mess with. You may find it wandering around Godville, though you might hear it arguing with it's heads before you see it. Nobody likes this creature, and neither will any hero with sense.
  
 
== Attributes ==
 
== Attributes ==
Line 18: Line 18:
 
* Super flamboyant
 
* Super flamboyant
 
* Jazz hands
 
* Jazz hands
 +
*Plenty of cavities, leading to loose, rotten teeth it can spit
  
 
=== Weaknesses ===
 
=== Weaknesses ===

Revision as of 13:37, 12 August 2019

Stub sign.png

This article is a stub

This article is a stub. To help Godwiki, please consider expanding and/or rewriting it.
Picturecamera.png

Picture needed

This article needs one or more pictures to be added to it. To help Godwiki, please consider adding suitable pictures.
Monsters of Godville
Cantankerous Chimaera
Menagerie.png
Class Chimaera
Habitat Unknown
Description Unknown

The Cantankerous Chimaera is a monster.

If anyone knows what CANTANKEROUS actually means, they have the power to defeat a chimera that bears above description: beat it to death with your ultra-complete dictionary.

The Cantankerous Chimaera is an unfriendly, irritating beast that you do not want to mess with. You may find it wandering around Godville, though you might hear it arguing with it's heads before you see it. Nobody likes this creature, and neither will any hero with sense.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Super flamboyant
  • Jazz hands
  • Plenty of cavities, leading to loose, rotten teeth it can spit

Weaknesses

  • Easily offended
  • Deluded
  • Consults with pink trees
  • Allergic to epiphanies
  • Argues with itself sometimes
  • Loves Eating Sweets