Bureau-Cat

Monsters of Godville

Bureau-Cat
Class	Animal
Habitat	Fields and office buildings
Description	Highly organized feline
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The Bureau-cat (Felis Bureau-catus) is a monster that is obsessed with order and paperwork. During combat, a Bureau-cat will often pause to catalog (a common joke used by the Felis Bureau-catus) the fight and their opponent. This makes escape and attacks simple if timed correctly.

Attributes

Strengths

• Highly organized - will remember and take notes on an opponent's attack style and reasonable counter-attacks
• Cute and fluffy - the Felis Bureau-catus' physical appearance may inhibit combat in more emotional foes

Weaknesses

• Weighed by paperwork - the Bureau-cat will often stop combat to organize
• Subject to review - all Bureau-cats must be double checked by their peers, often making any action incredibly slow to be authorized
• Distraction - any string, yarn, catnip, etc. will serve well to distract the Felis Bureau-catus