Bureau-Cat

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The Bureau-cat (Felis Bureau-catus) is a monster that is obsessed with order and paperwork. During combat, a Bureau-cat will often pause to catalog (a common joke used by the Felis Bureau-catus) the fight and their opponent. This makes escape and attacks simple if timed correctly.

Monsters of Godville
Bureau-Cat
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Class Animal
Habitat Fields and office buildings
Description Highly organized feline


Attributes

Strengths

  • Highly organized - will remember and take notes on an opponent's attack style and reasonable counter-attacks
  • Cute and fluffy - the Felis Bureau-catus' physical appearance may inhibit combat in more emotional foes

Weaknesses

  • Weighed by paperwork - the Bureau-cat will often stop combat to organize
  • Subject to review - all Bureau-cats must be double checked by their peers, often making any action incredibly slow to be authorized
  • Distraction - any string, yarn, catnip, etc. will serve well to distract the Felis Bureau-catus
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