Brick of purest green

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The Brick of purest green is an artifact.

Artifacts of Godville
Brick of purest green
green brick3.jpg
Type 💎Bold
Description Only for inferior temples, seriously...

A brick. A copper brick. A copper brick that has gone green from verdigris. Are you really going to build your temple to your God Of All Things out of this?

Seriously?

And exactly what sort of God do you think will result from this ? A God who throws sparklers rather than lightning bolts, that's what.

You'll have a God who creates heck, rather than raises hell.

You'll have a God who uses a 'spork' rather than a Heavenly Staff.

Sigh, it has to be gold or nothing to build that Temple.

Now this is a Temple!