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== boneless skeleton ==
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The boneless skeleton is a [[Monster|monster]]. It used to be a normal skeleton, but one day, it forgot its head at home. And its legs. And its hands, and so on. The boneless skeleton looks like a bunch of cartilage that has been smashed together into a bone-like shape. This monster is actually pretty weak, but it looks terrifying.
The boneless skeleton is a monster of godvill. He was a normal skeleton monster, but he forgot his head at home. And his legs. And his hands, and etc. The boneless skeleton look like a bunch of cartilage, smashed together into a bones-like shape. This monster his weak, but he look terrifieing. He afraid of being cooked in a Russian restorant into a jelly from hell, and his ambition is too look like a shark, who by the way, kind of "boneless skeleton" himself.
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[[File:https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/thumb/3/3a/Skeleton_Group.png/300px-Skeleton_Group.png?t=20131101024226]]
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'''Strengths:'''
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* Looks absolutely horrifying to any hero unfortunate enough to stumble upon it
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* Soft body, which allows it to absorb most blows from blunt weapons
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* Dreams of one day becoming the king of all skeletons, including those still inside unfortunate [[Hero|heroes]]
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'''Weaknesses:'''
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* Not very structurally sound, as it tends to occasionally collapse into a heap of mush
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* Can be confused by pointing out its inherent contradiction, providing an opening for a stealthy hero to sneak away
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* Afraid of being cooked into a Russian jelly from hell

Revision as of 23:12, 18 February 2016

Spooky scary.

The boneless skeleton is a monster. It used to be a normal skeleton, but one day, it forgot its head at home. And its legs. And its hands, and so on. The boneless skeleton looks like a bunch of cartilage that has been smashed together into a bone-like shape. This monster is actually pretty weak, but it looks terrifying.

Strengths:

  • Looks absolutely horrifying to any hero unfortunate enough to stumble upon it
  • Soft body, which allows it to absorb most blows from blunt weapons
  • Dreams of one day becoming the king of all skeletons, including those still inside unfortunate heroes

Weaknesses:

  • Not very structurally sound, as it tends to occasionally collapse into a heap of mush
  • Can be confused by pointing out its inherent contradiction, providing an opening for a stealthy hero to sneak away
  • Afraid of being cooked into a Russian jelly from hell