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Revision as of 19:49, 5 January 2019

Monsters of Godville
Class Elemental
Habitat Close to beer factories and taverns
Description Beer and meerkat in one monster! What could go wrong?

Born in ancient times of an Ale-chemist’s madness and loneliness, the Beerkat is a beer elemental that took the form of a meerkat. It is now widespread in Godville, all individuals being duplicates of duplicates of the original Beerkat.

Due to its nature as an elemental, the Beerkat needs to absorb beer to survive, and its body alters according to the beer it consumes. Studies show that the monster weakens or gets stronger according to the standard gravity (strength) of the beer, 10° being the average degree of the Beerkat population. Records also indicate that, once, a panicked Beerkat in Beerburgh absorbed beer-scented soap and the monster was literally making giant, beery soap bubbles. The whole city was cleaned up (and soaked in beer) in less than a minute.

This monster tends to avoid heroes, due to heroic attraction to anything that is beer scented, but will not hesitate to defend itself from them. Despite Beerkats being beer elementals, it seems heroes can't "drink" a Beerkat, because the amount of beer inside the heroes allows the monster to somehow survive. Decency doesn't allow us to explain further what happened to the unfortunate heroes who tried this tactic.



  • Resistance to physical attacks
  • Can absorb beer to regenerate itself
  • Can duplicate itself with enough beer


  • Beer scent attracts heroes
  • Flammable
  • Banned from any alcohol-free party

JanuWiki 2019
Lagers Ale-Chemist 🍻 Barbeerian 🍻 Beer Cub 🍻 Beer Golem 🍻 Beer Mugger 🍻 Beerburglar 🍻 Beerkat 🍻 Beerserker 🍻 Beerwolf 🍻 Boartender 🍻 Brewpid the Reindeer 🍻 Diet Sprite 🍻 Drinkerella 🍻 Extra Dry Djinn 🍻 Methylated Spiritualist 🍻 Red Bull 🍻 Tea Rex 🍻 Tequila Mockingbird
Tigers Basement Cat 🐱 Bureau-Cat 🐱 Fat Cat 🐱 Meowntain Cat 🐱 Neferkitty 🐱 Photocopycat 🐱 Punk Panther 🐱 Weakest Lynx
Bears Bear Minimum 🐻 Drop Bear
Oh My! Adminotaur 🏋️ Boozerker 🏋️ Godbuster 🏋️ Thug-of-war 🏋️ Wraptor
Other Articles
Artifacts Bar tab 🍻 Beer-battered beer 🍻 Beer-scented soap 🍻 Bottle of beer from a wall 🍻 Bottle of domesticated beer 🍻 Bottle of holy ale 🍻 Can of ambrosia 🍻 Exclamation pint 🍻 “Free beer” ticket 🍻 Instant beer tablet 🍻 Pint of no return 🍻 Strange brew 🍻 Vanishing pint
Equipment Ancient cork 🍻 Awkward paws 🍻 Bear arms 🍻 Beer goggles
Quests Brew a storm in a teacup 🍻 Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries
Skills Beer belly 🍻 Lion belch
Taverns All Inn 🍻 The Battle Toad 🍻 Caravanserai 🍻 Progress Bar 🍻 The Rumor Mill 🍻 The Sword & Sandal 🍻 The Whinery