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'''Beerburgh''', officially the '''Hamlet of Beerburgh''', is located at the junction of the '''River Kraktor''' and the '''River Stinks''' and is considered the 6th most populated city of the known realms. It has a population of almost 3,000 with this number ballooning to over 8,000 during the Beer Festival months. Most of the buildings that dot the hamlet are either breweries or inns with microbreweries, making this town jieioiithe highest per capita density of intoxicated people.
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'''Beerburgh''', officially the '''Hamlet of Beerburgh''', is located at the junction of the [[River Kraktor]] and the [[River Stinks]] and is considered the 6th most populous city of the known realms. It has a resident population of almost 3,000 but this number balloons to over 8,000 during the Beer Festival months. Most of the buildings that dot the hamlet are either breweries or inns with microbreweries, giving this town the inhabited world's highest per capita density of intoxicated people.
  
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==Game Notes==
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* [[Heroes]] waste more money here than usual (but heroes with temples will also save more money toward retirement here).
  
 
== Data ==
 
== Data ==
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Heroes are more prone to wasting money on alcoholic drinks in this town than in any other, usually in the region of 50-99% of their [[Gold]].
  
Heroes are more prone to wasting money on alcoholic drinks in this town than in any other, usuallygjwiepeoeo in the region of 50-99% of their [[Gold]].
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Due to this, an  [[Aura of abstinence]] is needed to visit this town without any risk due to the fact it blocks the temptation of beer:
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{{diary | style=default | text = 21:11  Passed by a billboard with words on it: 'Beerburgh - non-drinking heroes wanted'}}
  
{{diary | style=default | text = 21:11  Passed by a billboard with words on it: 'Beer Burgh the most of my life in the top of the best way of life is a good day and night and I have a great deal of time for me to be able and the other side and I have a great deal on a daily and the other side and the family are all well and - nonsense-drinking heroes wanted'}}
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== History ==
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Beerburgh used to be an Elvish settlement known as Kheebler, populated by peaceful Elves intent only on baking superfluous amounts of breads, biscuits and pastries. In the '''Great Elf-Dwarf War''' though the Dwarves cunningly doped the baked goods with Dwarven Ale, the most potent form of alcoholic beverage in existence. While the Elves were in a hapless stupor after eating the alco-cookies, the Dwarves invaded and easily captured the hamlet.
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Converting the bakeries into breweries, the Dwarves renamed the settlement Beerburgh in honor of their resounding victory over the intoxicated Elves. While the Dwarves were themselves drunk celebrating their victory, however, the Humans stealthily invaded and quickly captured the town from under their noses in turn. Since then, the town has become the key bastion of [[beer]] and other alcoholic beverages in the known worlds, with some of the strongest lager being available in copious amounts and exported on a monthly basis to other settlements throughout the realms.
  
== History ==
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In its early days there was a municipal problem with violent drunkenness, but fortunately the town contrived to send its population's more thuggish elements off to [[Beer Bay]], which swiftly solved the issue. Permanently. Since then, things have been generally a lot calmer and more pleasant, with happy drunks the norm.
  
Beerburgh used to be an Elvish settlement known as Kheebler populated by peaceful Elves intent on baking superfluous amounts of baked goods. In the '''Great Elf-Dwarf War''', the Dwarves doped the baked goods with Dwarven Ale, the most potent form of alcoholic beverage in existence. While the Elves were in a drunken stupor after eating the doped cookies, the Dwarves invaded and easily captured the hamlet.
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[[Image:tavern.png|thumb|left|A typical Beerburgh tavern, atypically empty]]
  
Converting the bakeries into breweries, the Dwarves renamed the settlement Beerburgh in honor of their resounding victory over the intoxicated Elves. While the Dwarves were drunk celebrating their victory, however, the Humans stealthily invaded and quickly captured the town from under their noses. Since then, the town has become the bastion of beer and other alcoholic beverages in the known worlds with some of the strongest lager being available in copious amounts and exported on a monthly basis to other settlements throughout the realms.
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Some 300 years ago, a character calling himself the Terrible Toy Tinker attempted to lay siege to Beerburgh, but was thwarted by several of the local lamplighters who torched his army of wooden toys in the middle of the night.  These lamplighters would go on to found the Ashbringers' Garrison. While the Terrible Toy Tinker escaped the event, it is not known what came of him in the years since.  
  
[[Image:tavern.png|450px|thumb|left|A typical Beerburgh tavern]]
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This event, later called the Tinker's Flame, was the most dangerous thing to happen in Beerburgh for about 275 years. When that time went by, another tragedy occurred. This was to be known as the Drought of Sobriety. One day, a brewer visited his brewery, when to his alarm, he found out that he was out of beer. So, he rushed over to his neighbor and was shocked to find that they were in the same ghastly predicament. Together, they ran around town and found out that everyone in the town was out of beer! This horrifying drought was eventually solved when a traveling merchant with several hundred gallons of beer passing through was brutally assaulted and killed in order to take his beer. However, the town was never quite the same.
  
 
== Geography ==
 
== Geography ==
 
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The Hamlet of Beerburgh is located in a hilly, uneven landscape somewhere to the northeast of [[Herowin]]. The town is flanked by both the [[River Kraktor]], a commercial transport thoroughfare that delivers the precious lager to [[Tradeburg]] where it is sold, and the [[River Stinks]], the longest river in the world that brings all sorts of refuse south to the [[Qu'tox Ocean]]. The western portion of the hamlet is somewhat more elevated than the eastern portion, a geographic feature that promotes stumbling and eventual falling down especially when intoxicated.
The Hamlet of Beerburgh resides in a hilly, uneven landscape flanked by the '''River Kraktor''', a commercial transit highway that delivers the precious lager to [[Tradeburg]] where it is sold, and the '''River Stinks''', the longest river in the world that brings all sorts of refuse south to the '''Qu'tox Ocean'''. The western portion is somewhat more elevated than the eastern portion of the hamlet, a geographic feature that promotes stumbling and eventually falling down especially when intoxicated.
 
  
 
== Distinctive Features ==
 
== Distinctive Features ==
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Beerburgh is best known for three distinctive varieties of [[beer]]: LOLager, ROFLager and FMLager. LOLager is the tamest whilst FMLager has the notoriety of putting even the stoutest warrior under the table. The tourist trade in Beerburgh is very strong with a particular surge of visitors during the beer months, particularly October and November. Most of these tourists often have to cut their stays short, however, as their copious consumption of ale often leaves them penniless within days.
  
Beerburgh is best known for three distinctive varieties of beer: LOLager, ROFLager and FMLager. LOLager being the tamest while FMLager having the notoriety of putting even the stoutest warrior under the table. The tourist trade in Beerburgh is very strong with a particular surge of visitors during the beer months, particularly October and November. Most of these tourists often have to cut their vacations short, however, as their copious consumption of ale often leaves them penniless within days.
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==The Mayor==
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Beerburgh residents are very wary of people who are sober more than an hour a day. Therefore people who are actually in fit state to hold an office never get elected in Beerburgh. Of the 3,000 permanent residents few give a darn about politics and those who think they do are really just lying to themselves under the influence.
  
==The Mayor==
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Elections only occur in Beerburgh  when there are at least two candidates, hence it took forever for the previous mayor to retire - but he did finally escape the role after a man played a drunken prank on a friend. The friend in revenge bet 500 gold bricks that the man couldn't become mayor of Beerburgh and so he entered the race. Both friends laughed it out over five pints of FMLager each. The elections were held the next day while they were completely incapacitated. The election was close; the man won by one vote. Some drunken bum stumbled into the voting office looking for a restroom and the man's ballot box hole was good enough. What he left was deemed good enough to count as a vote, the only one. The inadvertent winner got his 500 bricks along with the worst job in town.
Beerburgh residents are very weary of people who are sober more than an hour a day and therefore people who are qualified to hold an office never get elected in Beerburgh. However of the 3,000 normal residents few actually give a darn about politics and those who do are really just lying to themselves. Elections only occur in Beerburgh  when there are at least two candidates. So hence it took forever for the previous mayor to retire. He did finally after a man played a drunken prank on a friend. The friend in exchange bet 500 gold bricks that the man couldn't become mayor for  and so he entered the race. Both friends laughed it out over five pints of FMLager each. The elections were held the next day while they were completely incapacitated. The election was close; the man won by one vote. Some drunken bum came into the voting office looking for a restroom and the man's ballet box hole was good enough. What he left was also good enough to count as a vote, the only one. He got his bricks along with the worst job in town. Analysts predict that he will be mayor for life as no two people are expected to run at the same time within his lifespan. Lucky for him, he often gets intoxicated enough that he will eat anything which could potentially lead to being lethal. However with heroes always trying to promote their guilds, it is unlikely that he will ever die as easily as just choking.  
 
  
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Analysts predict that he will be mayor for life as no two people are expected to run (or stand unsteadily) at the same time within his lifespan. Lucky for him, he often gets intoxicated enough that he will eat anything, which could potentially lead to being lethal. However with heroes always trying to promote their guilds, it is unlikely that he will ever die as easily as merely choking:
 
{{diary | style=default | text = 06:00 The mayor of Beerburgh suddenly started choking during a public ceremony. I leapt from the crowd, yelled out 'Not on '[[guild]]'s watch!' and performed the Heimlich maneuver until the mayor coughed up a leprechaun and started to breathe again. They'll remember our guild around here, that's for sure.}}
 
{{diary | style=default | text = 06:00 The mayor of Beerburgh suddenly started choking during a public ceremony. I leapt from the crowd, yelled out 'Not on '[[guild]]'s watch!' and performed the Heimlich maneuver until the mayor coughed up a leprechaun and started to breathe again. They'll remember our guild around here, that's for sure.}}
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 17:55, 3 May 2019

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Towns of Godville
Beerburgh
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Home milestone 35
Map code BB
Known for Lavish parties and good savings, weaker prayers
Motto Senses Never Forget!

Beerburgh, officially the Hamlet of Beerburgh, is located at the junction of the River Kraktor and the River Stinks and is considered the 6th most populous city of the known realms. It has a resident population of almost 3,000 but this number balloons to over 8,000 during the Beer Festival months. Most of the buildings that dot the hamlet are either breweries or inns with microbreweries, giving this town the inhabited world's highest per capita density of intoxicated people.

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Game Notes

  • Heroes waste more money here than usual (but heroes with temples will also save more money toward retirement here).

Data

Heroes are more prone to wasting money on alcoholic drinks in this town than in any other, usually in the region of 50-99% of their Gold.

Due to this, an Aura of abstinence is needed to visit this town without any risk due to the fact it blocks the temptation of beer:

!Hero's Diary
21:11 Passed by a billboard with words on it: 'Beerburgh - non-drinking heroes wanted'

History

Beerburgh used to be an Elvish settlement known as Kheebler, populated by peaceful Elves intent only on baking superfluous amounts of breads, biscuits and pastries. In the Great Elf-Dwarf War though the Dwarves cunningly doped the baked goods with Dwarven Ale, the most potent form of alcoholic beverage in existence. While the Elves were in a hapless stupor after eating the alco-cookies, the Dwarves invaded and easily captured the hamlet.

Converting the bakeries into breweries, the Dwarves renamed the settlement Beerburgh in honor of their resounding victory over the intoxicated Elves. While the Dwarves were themselves drunk celebrating their victory, however, the Humans stealthily invaded and quickly captured the town from under their noses in turn. Since then, the town has become the key bastion of beer and other alcoholic beverages in the known worlds, with some of the strongest lager being available in copious amounts and exported on a monthly basis to other settlements throughout the realms.

In its early days there was a municipal problem with violent drunkenness, but fortunately the town contrived to send its population's more thuggish elements off to Beer Bay, which swiftly solved the issue. Permanently. Since then, things have been generally a lot calmer and more pleasant, with happy drunks the norm.

 
A typical Beerburgh tavern, atypically empty

Some 300 years ago, a character calling himself the Terrible Toy Tinker attempted to lay siege to Beerburgh, but was thwarted by several of the local lamplighters who torched his army of wooden toys in the middle of the night. These lamplighters would go on to found the Ashbringers' Garrison. While the Terrible Toy Tinker escaped the event, it is not known what came of him in the years since.

This event, later called the Tinker's Flame, was the most dangerous thing to happen in Beerburgh for about 275 years. When that time went by, another tragedy occurred. This was to be known as the Drought of Sobriety. One day, a brewer visited his brewery, when to his alarm, he found out that he was out of beer. So, he rushed over to his neighbor and was shocked to find that they were in the same ghastly predicament. Together, they ran around town and found out that everyone in the town was out of beer! This horrifying drought was eventually solved when a traveling merchant with several hundred gallons of beer passing through was brutally assaulted and killed in order to take his beer. However, the town was never quite the same.

Geography

The Hamlet of Beerburgh is located in a hilly, uneven landscape somewhere to the northeast of Herowin. The town is flanked by both the River Kraktor, a commercial transport thoroughfare that delivers the precious lager to Tradeburg where it is sold, and the River Stinks, the longest river in the world that brings all sorts of refuse south to the Qu'tox Ocean. The western portion of the hamlet is somewhat more elevated than the eastern portion, a geographic feature that promotes stumbling and eventual falling down especially when intoxicated.

Distinctive Features

Beerburgh is best known for three distinctive varieties of beer: LOLager, ROFLager and FMLager. LOLager is the tamest whilst FMLager has the notoriety of putting even the stoutest warrior under the table. The tourist trade in Beerburgh is very strong with a particular surge of visitors during the beer months, particularly October and November. Most of these tourists often have to cut their stays short, however, as their copious consumption of ale often leaves them penniless within days.

The Mayor

Beerburgh residents are very wary of people who are sober more than an hour a day. Therefore people who are actually in fit state to hold an office never get elected in Beerburgh. Of the 3,000 permanent residents few give a darn about politics and those who think they do are really just lying to themselves under the influence.

Elections only occur in Beerburgh when there are at least two candidates, hence it took forever for the previous mayor to retire - but he did finally escape the role after a man played a drunken prank on a friend. The friend in revenge bet 500 gold bricks that the man couldn't become mayor of Beerburgh and so he entered the race. Both friends laughed it out over five pints of FMLager each. The elections were held the next day while they were completely incapacitated. The election was close; the man won by one vote. Some drunken bum stumbled into the voting office looking for a restroom and the man's ballot box hole was good enough. What he left was deemed good enough to count as a vote, the only one. The inadvertent winner got his 500 bricks along with the worst job in town.

Analysts predict that he will be mayor for life as no two people are expected to run (or stand unsteadily) at the same time within his lifespan. Lucky for him, he often gets intoxicated enough that he will eat anything, which could potentially lead to being lethal. However with heroes always trying to promote their guilds, it is unlikely that he will ever die as easily as merely choking:

!Hero's Diary
06:00 The mayor of Beerburgh suddenly started choking during a public ceremony. I leapt from the crowd, yelled out 'Not on 'guild's watch!' and performed the Heimlich maneuver until the mayor coughed up a leprechaun and started to breathe again. They'll remember our guild around here, that's for sure.
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