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Monsters of Godville
Class Master martial music beast
Habitat All auditinary paths
Description Master of its trade

The Beathoven, (Ictuferis ultracruentamque) is a Monster!

In fact, if it were not for the perfection of his sound we would not know this fact.

Unlike all other Monsters it belongs to the rare Class of Master martial music beast.

Biologists of Godville listen from afar in extreme awe. They tend to avoid close encounters.

One delegation of scientists once failed to avoid an encounter. From what those who still could speak were saying, encountering a Beathoven means:

"to mee it felt like meeting a master of beating you up! He made it sound so good i wanted to hear it again and again."


  • Impressive Harmony used against you
  • Composes well thought strike symphonies
  • swifter than hairstyle suggests
  • plays deadly piano


  • deaf to all but his own war symphony
  • Dies for encouragement
  • weakness to modern sounds
  • Sensitive hair styling