|Class||Master martial music beast|
|Habitat||All auditinary paths|
|Description||Master of its trade|
The Beathoven, (Ictuferis ultracruentamque) is a Monster which belongs to the rare Class of Master martial music beast. Monstrous manual still under construction. Biologists of Godville listen from afar in extreme awe. They tend to avoid close encounters.
One delegation of scientists once failed to avoid an encounter. From what those who still could speak were saying, encountering a Beathoven means:
"to mee it felt like meeting a master of beating you up! He made it sound so good i wanted to hear it again and again."
- Impressive Harmony used against you
- Composes well thought strike symphonies
- swifter than hairstyle suggests
- plays deadly piano
- deaf to all but his own war symphony
- Dies for encouragement
- weakness to modern sounds
- Sensitive hair styling