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== Use of Bear Arms ==
 
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'''Bear arms''' are very simple to use.  The user simply slips them on over {{his or her}} own arms, like sleeves.  The paws at the end of each arm fit the hand like a glove.<ref>Literally, not metaphorically</ref>  Wearing the '''bear arms''' not only gives the aforementioned combat advantages, it also afford the wearer a certain amount of protection from damage on attacks to the arms, due to the thick skin and fur.
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A well-made set of '''bear arms''' can last the {{hero or heroine}} several weeks of regular use, but will eventually require some repair work to patch up any holes and sharpen the claws.
 
===Advantages===
 
===Advantages===
 
* claw damage
 
* claw damage
* increased ferocity
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* filled with bear-like ferocity
 
* intimidating roar
 
* intimidating roar
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* protects wearer's arms from damage
  
 
===Disadvantages===
 
===Disadvantages===

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Equipment of Godville
Bear arms
bear arms.jpeg
Worn 💪Arms
Durability unknown
Description the arms of a bear, but wearable by a human


The bear arms are equipment used (unsurprisingly) on the arms. While they do not literally give the wearer the strength of a bear, they do improve the wearers combat skills in two ways. First, the arms do include a nasty set of bear claws,[1] which increase damage for each attack. The second combat advantage is that wearing the arms will make the hero feel larger and tougher than he really is, due to being made to feel like a bear. Frequently, the hero will growl and snarl in an ursine manner. This increases the ferocity of his attacks, and causes fear (or derisive laughter) in the opponent.

A man with bear arms.

Origins

The original pair of bear arms were owned by a hero in the ancient days of yore, his name lost to history. This original set was so renowned, they were mentioned in the Godville Constitution, noting the curious fact that this set of bear arms had no left arm.[2] The enshrinement of the concept into the Godville Constitution intrigued many a craftsman, until some attempted to recreate them (although with the now-standard left and right arm set).

Use of Bear Arms

Bear arms are very simple to use. The user simply slips them on over his own arms, like sleeves. The paws at the end of each arm fit the hand like a glove.[3] Wearing the bear arms not only gives the aforementioned combat advantages, it also afford the wearer a certain amount of protection from damage on attacks to the arms, due to the thick skin and fur. A well-made set of bear arms can last the hero several weeks of regular use, but will eventually require some repair work to patch up any holes and sharpen the claws.

Advantages

  • claw damage
  • filled with bear-like ferocity
  • intimidating roar
  • protects wearer's arms from damage

Disadvantages

  • very sweaty in warm weather
  • increased potential for flea infestation
  • bear smell


  1. Not the pastry [1]
  2. The famous Right Two Bear Arms
  3. Literally, not metaphorically
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