Ancient Demon

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Monsters of Godville
Ancient Demon
AncientDemon1.jpg
Class Demon
Habitat Hell, Swamps, and Dark Forests
Description A cranky old demon

The Ancient Demon (Daemon antiqua "ancient demon") is a boss-monster that may be encountered at the end of the mini-quest "Die another day."

Heroes often ask how old is the Ancient Demon? Well:

  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he remembers when the Dead Sea was only sick.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that his birth certificate is expired.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that his memory is in black and white.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that Jurassic Park brought back memories.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that his social security number is 1.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he knew Mr. Clean when he had hair.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when he went to school, there was no history class.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he walked into an antique store and they kept him.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when he goes to antiques auction, people bid on him
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he is mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he went blind from the big bang.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when the first God said let there be light, he flipped the switch.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when he first ran the 100 meter dash, they timed him with a sundial.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when he reads the bible he reminisces.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he remembers when rainbows were black and white.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he lives in a museum instead of an old folks home.

Strengths:

  • Extremely Wise
  • Cranky
  • His wrinkles alone have been known to petrify heroes in fear
  • His wrinkles' wrinkles have been known to petrify petrified heroes in fear
  • Ugly

Weaknesses:

  • Old
  • Slow
  • Has a really bad case of Arthritis in his left knee


Mini-Quest Progression (Artifact Award)

  1. Help an angel earn its wings (Angel’s feather)
  2. Find where angels fear to tread (Invite to hell)
  3. Calculate a snowball’s chance in hell (Wet pants)
  4. Die another day

==Boss monster's loot Demon's Hoof Flaming Trident


Boss Monsters
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Mini-Quest Ancient Demon • Drowned Captain • Level Boss • Mad Clown • Vegan Cannibal • Wherewolf
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