Difference between revisions of "Ancient Demon"
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| − | |latin = Daemon antiqua| class = Demon | habitat = Hell, Swamps, and Dark Forests | description = A cranky old demon| boss=yes | boss-type= | + | | image=AncientDemon1.jpg |
| − | The '''Ancient Demon''' (''Daemon antiqua'' | + | | latin = Daemon antiqua |
| + | | class = Demon | ||
| + | | habitat = Hell, Swamps, and Dark Forests | ||
| + | | description = A cranky old demon | ||
| + | | boss = yes | ||
| + | | boss-type = above | ||
| + | }} | ||
| + | The '''Ancient Demon''' (''Daemon antiqua'') is a [[boss-monster]]. | ||
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| − | {{Heroes and Heroines}} often ask: "how old is the Ancient Demon?" Well: | + | {{Heroes and Heroines|or=y}} often ask: "how old is the Ancient Demon?" Well: |
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Latest revision as of 11:36, 2 December 2020
| Ancient Demon | |
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| Daemon antiqua | |
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| Class | Demon |
| Habitat | Hell, Swamps, and Dark Forests |
| Description | A cranky old demon |
| Boss | |
| Boss Type | Above-Ground |
| Part Level | Level 1–2 |
The Ancient Demon (Daemon antiqua) is a boss-monster.
Contents
Heroes and heroines often ask: "how old is the Ancient Demon?" Well:
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he remembers when the Dead Sea was only sick.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that his birth certificate is expired.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that his memory is in black and white.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that Jurassic Park brought back memories.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that his social security number is 1.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he knew Mr. Clean when he had hair.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that when he went to school, there was no history class.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he walked into an antique store and they kept him.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that when he goes to antiques auctions, people bid on him.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he is mentioned in the shout-out at the end of the bible.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he went blind from the big bang.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that when the first God said let there be light, he flipped the switch.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that when he first ran the 100 meter dash, they timed him with a sundial.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that when he reads the bible he reminisces.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he remembers when rainbows were black and white.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he lives in a museum instead of an old folks home.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he recalls the first God's childhood.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that his wrinkles have wrinkles.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he lost count of how many rounds he went on memory lane.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he used to babysit the first god.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he babysit Yoda.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he had an affair with Cthulhu's mother.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he pre-ordered the Bible with a autograph.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he has seen everything.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that when a hero blowed in his direction he became dust.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he used to hide in the first god's closet to scare him.
- The Ancient Demon is so old that he taught History to Herodotus.
Attributes
Strengths
- Extremely Wise
- Cranky
- His wrinkles alone have been known to petrify heroes in fear
- His wrinkles' wrinkles have been known to petrify petrified heroes in fear
- Ugly
Weaknesses
- Old
- Slow
- Has a really bad case of Arthritis in his left knee
