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The '''Ancient Demon''' (''Daemon antiqua'' "ancient demon") is a [[boss-monster]] that may be encountered at the end of the [[mini-quest]] "[[Die another day]]."
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The '''Ancient Demon''' (''Daemon antiqua'') is a [[boss-monster]].
 
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{{Heroes and Heroines}} often ask: "how old is the Ancient Demon?" Well:
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==[[Mini-quest | Mini-Quest]] Progression ([[Artifact]] Award)==
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#[[Help an angel earn its wings]] ('''[[Angel’s feather]]''')
 
#[[Find where angels fear to tread]] ('''[[Invite to hell]]''')
 
#[[Calculate a snowball’s chance in hell]] ([[Wet pants]])
 
#[[Die another day]]
 
 
 
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Latest revision as of 11:36, 2 December 2020

Boss-Monsters of Godville
Ancient Demon
Daemon antiqua
AncientDemon1.jpg
Class Demon
Habitat Hell, Swamps, and Dark Forests
Description A cranky old demon
Boss
Boss Type Above-Ground
Part Level Level 1–2

The Ancient Demon (Daemon antiqua) is a boss-monster.

Heroes and heroines often ask: "how old is the Ancient Demon?" Well:

  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he remembers when the Dead Sea was only sick.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that his birth certificate is expired.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that his memory is in black and white.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that his birth certificate is in Roman numerals.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that Jurassic Park brought back memories.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that his social security number is 1.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he knew Mr. Clean when he had hair.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when he went to school, there was no history class.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he recalls when the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he walked into an antique store and they kept him.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when he goes to antiques auctions, people bid on him.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he is mentioned in the shout-out at the end of the bible.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he went blind from the big bang.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when the first God said let there be light, he flipped the switch.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that the candles cost more than the birthday cake.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when he first ran the 100 meter dash, they timed him with a sundial.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when he reads the bible he reminisces.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he remembers when rainbows were black and white.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he lives in a museum instead of an old folks home.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he recalls the first God's childhood.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that his wrinkles have wrinkles.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he lost count of how many rounds he went on memory lane.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he used to babysit the first god.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he babysit Yoda.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he had an affair with Cthulhu's mother.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he pre-ordered the Bible with a autograph.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he has seen everything.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that when a hero blowed in his direction he became dust.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he used to hide in the first god's closet to scare him.
  • The Ancient Demon is so old that he taught History to Herodotus.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Extremely Wise
  • Cranky
  • His wrinkles alone have been known to petrify heroes in fear
  • His wrinkles' wrinkles have been known to petrify petrified heroes in fear
  • Ugly

Weaknesses

  • Old
  • Slow
  • Has a really bad case of Arthritis in his left knee
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