Ale-chemist

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Ale-chemist is the title given to beer alchemists that have turned mad and powerful enough to threaten the peace of Godville.

Monsters of Godville
Ale-chemist
alechemist.jpg
Class Humanoid
Habitat Everywhere
Description "I'm not a simple alchemist, I am the Ale-chemist!"

Contents

General Information

The powers of Ale-chemists greatly depends on the individual. Most of them merely throw self-made pints of beer at their foes but the most dangerous Ale-chemists can bend and control beer in the form of weapons, projectiles or even small minions. Some legendary Ale-chemists are even rumored to be behind the origin of some elemental beer species such as the Beerkat or Beer Golem.

Even though they share the same title and obsession for beer, Ale-chemists tend to rival and fight each other for any beer-related reasons; from the degree of alcohol beer should be to the cereals used for example.

Witnesses of the only massive Ale-chemist conference recorded claimed that "The calm lasted less than 5 minutes before insults were thrown and beer elementals were released" and that "It was a week-long beer war". The following investigation by the Godville Times reported that the place where that conference was supposed to have taken place is now a huge permanent beer lake littered with bottles and guarded by ceaselessly patrolling elementals. Heroes still seek the said lake for obvious reasons.

Despite all their differences, Ale-chemists all agree on one thing: the ridiculously huge amount of beer consumed and wasted by the heroes is a blasphemy against the noble product that is beer and so, they will track down every hero they sight.

Attributes

Strengths

  • Beer extended knowledge
  • Genuine creativity and smartness
  • May have beer control powers

Weaknesses

  • Madness
  • Overconfidence
  • Tendency to kill themselves in failed experiments
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Artifacts Bar tab 🍻 Beer-battered beer 🍻 Beer-scented soap 🍻 Bottle of beer from a wall 🍻 Bottle of domesticated beer 🍻 Bottle of holy ale 🍻 Can of ambrosia 🍻 Exclamation pint 🍻 “Free beer” ticket 🍻 Instant beer tablet 🍻 Pint of no return 🍻 Strange brew 🍻 Vanishing pint
Equipment Ancient cork 🍻 Awkward paws 🍻 Bear arms 🍻 Beer goggles
Quests Brew a storm in a teacup 🍻 Sit in a tavern and write fake diary entries
Skills Beer belly 🍻 Lion belch
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