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|Description||"I'm not a simple alchemist, I am the Ale-chemist!"|
The powers of Ale-chemists greatly depends on the individual. Most of them merely throw self-made pints of beer at their foes but the most dangerous Ale-chemists can bend and control beer in the form of weapons, projectiles or even small minions. Some legendary Ale-chemists are even rumored to be behind the origin of some elemental beer species such as the Beerkat or Beer Golem.
Even though they share the same title and obsession for beer, Ale-chemists tend to rival and fight each other for any beer-related reasons; from the degree of alcohol beer should be to the cereals used for example.
Witnesses of the only massive Ale-chemist conference recorded claimed that "The calm lasted less than 5 minutes before insults were thrown and beer elementals were released" and that "It was a week-long beer war". The following investigation by the Godville Times reported that the place where that conference was supposed to have taken place is now a huge permanent beer lake littered with bottles and guarded by ceaselessly patrolling elementals. Heroes still seek the said lake for obvious reasons.
Despite all their differences, Ale-chemists all agree on one thing: the ridiculously huge amount of beer consumed and wasted by the heroes is a blasphemy against the noble product that is beer and so, they will track down every hero they sight.
- Beer extended knowledge
- Genuine creativity and smartness
- May have beer control powers
- Tendency to kill themselves in failed experiments