Albatrocity

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Monsters of Godville
Albatrocity
Albatross.png
Class Bird
Habitat Behind you
Description Cute fluffball

The Albatrocity is a ruthless, brutal creature known for its endless attacks on both unsuspecting heroes and innocent citizens alike and equally for its cute appearance. You may think it harmless due to the fact that it's essentially just a ball of white down with a beak, but it is actually the bane of all adventurers. Few have managed to escape from its grasp of death. Those who do refuse to speak about their encounters with this terrifying, unrelenting monster. Some cannot even remember it, probably due to the Albatrocity whacking them 'round the back of the head. Be careful where you tread. This cute ball of fluff may be just around the corner.

Attributes

Strengths

  • So cute it lures heroes in
  • Surprisingly strong
  • Sneaky despite its bright white down

Weaknesses

  • Still just a tiny ball of fluff
  • Baby intelligence
  • Just a little short
Birds
Aves
Majora Ducktator • Quasidodo
Domestica Ballpoint Penguin
Accipitridae Alter Eagle • Bald Eagle Scout • Desert Eagle • Déjà-Vulture • Faux Hawk • Illeagle • Vegetarian Vulture
Anatidae Asparagoose • Lame Duck • Moby Duck • Peking Duck • Poltergoose • Rubber Duckie • Silly Goose • Sitting Duck • Teraducktyl
Columbidae Boxing Dove • Harrier Pigeon • Stool Pigeon • Tae Kwon Dodo
Corvidae Crowbard • Deep Crow • Quid Pro Crow • Scared Crow
Muscicapidae Knighting Gale • Lightningale
Phasianidae Chicken in a Guy Suit • Cold Turkey • Cyborganic Chicken • Fabergé Chicken • Headless Chicken • Heedless Chicken • Henforcer • Hentaur • Jaywalking Chicken • Kung Pow Chicken • Robber Chicken • Robot Chicken • Spring Chicken • Terror-aki Chicken
Spheniscidae Acid-breathing Penguin • Monocled Penguin
Aves incertae sedis Albatrocity • Arctic Firebird • Autoparrot • Binary Canary • Bird of Paradise • Bird of Pray • Early Bird • Flamingo Dancer • Foul Fowl • Jacked Sparrow • Jurassic Lark • Low-flying Ostrich • Main Square Parrot • Millennium Falcon • ORLY Owl • Parrot Trooper • Preemptive Shrike • Punk Flamingo • Repelican • Superb Owl • Supersonic Woodpecker • Technical Fowl • Tequila Mockingbird • Tweeting Bird