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Monsters of Godville
Don't be fooled by the appearance of the Aggressive Pedestrian. Yes, he's short, has a big nose, a limp and a bad cough -- and yes, his armor is a cowboy costume festooned with glowing fairy lights -- but the Aggressive Pedestrian has a very hot temper and a mean mouth, which he uses to berate his opponents into fits of debilitating self-doubt which causes a Hero to experience abject shame and humiliation. Frequently, Heroes who are unlucky enough to face the Abject Pedestrian in battle will end up curled in a ball and sobbing hysterically.
You will know the Aggressive Pedestrian by his motto, "I'M WALKIN', HERE!!"