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Of course every experienced [[hero|{{hero or heroine|i=y}}]] is used to failing. They fail when trying to kill [[monster|monsters]], when trying to open [[box with a question mark|mysterious boxes]] or when trying to think about things other than beer. This mostly ends up in [[death|death]], a headache or some other problem equally as troublesome. Many {{heroes or heroines|i=y}} feel embarrassed for that, so much so that some even consult psychologists and sometimes they are advised to fight their biggest fear: [[achieve an epic fail|"achieving an Epic fail"]]
 
Of course every experienced [[hero|{{hero or heroine|i=y}}]] is used to failing. They fail when trying to kill [[monster|monsters]], when trying to open [[box with a question mark|mysterious boxes]] or when trying to think about things other than beer. This mostly ends up in [[death|death]], a headache or some other problem equally as troublesome. Many {{heroes or heroines|i=y}} feel embarrassed for that, so much so that some even consult psychologists and sometimes they are advised to fight their biggest fear: [[achieve an epic fail|"achieving an Epic fail"]]

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Quests of Godville
#10
Achieve an epic fail
Difficulty : 7/10
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Epic fail: achieved.

Of course every experienced heroine is used to failing. They fail when trying to kill monsters, when trying to open mysterious boxes or when trying to think about things other than beer. This mostly ends up in death, a headache or some other problem equally as troublesome. Many heroines feel embarrassed for that, so much so that some even consult psychologists and sometimes they are advised to fight their biggest fear: "achieving an Epic fail"

Ways of failing (and how to do this epically!)

Of course, all heroes and heroines have their own way of failing, but a highly scientific hero failing statistic, short H.S.H.F.S., proved there are some ways of doing so that have a higher possibility to fail (epically).

The easiest way to fail epically is by not doing what she normally does:

  • Not fighting monsters!

This might end up as a fail easily, as no one likes to end up bitten, burnt or to rest in pieces. So they tend to defend themselves, and the selfie afterwards is often seen as proof of epic failure.

Danger: The most responsible heroines are strongly advised not to choose this way. It is the main reason for mortals to die on this quest.

  • Not drinking beer!

This is supposed to be the fastest possibility as no, and we really want to stress the word "no", heroine can stand sitting in a bar and drinking only water!

  • Not getting cheated by a merchant!

To fail this way, the heroine should go to Tradeburg as this is the city with the most traders. The heroine's cleverness will help a lot when having chosen this way.

Hint:It might be useful to ask some defecti defecti which are very experienced at failing.

Psychic use

As mentioned above, heroes and heroines often tend to be depressed by failing again and again. This quest is considered the best thing against this embarrassment. Since it is that successful, it might happen that the heroine is being charged for this quest instead of being paid. But even then, doing this quest is totally worth it!