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Deities of Godville
Abyboi 1.jpg
Hero Travis The Adorable
Personality Kind
Gender Male
A Band of Punks
Guild position Freaking God

Abyboi is a kind and generous God that is fond of practical jokes and trickery. He is the champion of the clumsy and innocent-minded, and part of a pantheon of Gods worshiped by punks and children, as well as comedians and mimes.

Legend states that Abyboi was the child of a much more evil God in ancient times named Maltholitolious. After becoming bored with the pleasure of punishing humans, Maltholitolious attempted to create a son that would take delight in hurting people as much as himself. Unfortunately for the evil God he chose to bear his child with a kind woman in Godville named Veruka, and when the child was born he took with himself a copy of his mother’s loving spirit. Maltholitolious tried in vain for centuries to teach his son to appreciate evil, but Abyboi felt too much compassion to do his father’s bidding.

One tale tells of when Maltholitolious called on Abyboi to destroy a man’s house after one of the malicious God’s priests prayed to him for vengeance. Seeing the poor farmer’s plight Abyboi tricked the evil cleric into signing a series of contracts he thought guaranteed him wealth in the event of the farmer’s loss of property. Abyboi then destroyed the cottage in a great blaze as the man was farming. But when the ashes still smoldered on the ground it came to light that the cleric had actually signed away all of his own property to the man, leaving him penniless.

Cast away from his father’s kingdom for his disobedience Abyboi found himself wandering the world in with curiosity, taking comfort in the company of humans that made him laugh and helping to elevate their spirits through humor and love. He also takes delight in being called upon to play tricks upon ignorant humans such as greedy politicians and selfish bullies.