User:TheGourdGod
| TheGourdGod | |
|---|---|
| Hero | LisaAlexandra |
| Personality | Pure Good |
| Gender | Female |
| Favourite Town | Godville |
| ⚜️Guild | |
| Knights who say Ni | |
| Guild position | Follower |
Past Chronicles
Note: These are past chronicles edited out of my chronicle page to keep the length of my main chronicles in check. They, like my regular chronicles, are chronological from the bottom to top. You don't have to read them completely to get the gist (though you are obviously free to do so). Rather you can start at the top to see what I've been doing recently, start at the bottom to see how I got started, or just pick some at random and hope to hit the good ones. Whichever way you choose, please take a few seconds to rate my chronicles on my main page before moving on.
9/27/11 - Have done nothing of importance for two days now. I did run into a fellow named Gleen today. We got along great and decided to be friends. Also, gotta throw a shout out to PhaZutes for being the fifth member of the Skeatseria Lodge.
9/25/11 - Had an eventful morning. Decided to travel farther into the realm of Godville than I ever had before. Stopped by the quaint town of San Satanos for the first time. Didn't really do anything there, but it was nice to visit. I leveled up at milestone 197 and learned my first skill: rickrolling! I finished my quest during my very next fight at milestone 198. Decided to head back to the town of Godville to get another. Milestone 200 will have to wait for another day!
9/24/11 - Today started off awesome. I immediately ran into a skirmish with AmandathePanda and easily defeated her, winning 1700 coins, a special item, a bold item, and a very valuable lock of her hair. Immediately upon defeating her, I was killed by an Inevitable Hulk whom I barely scratched and couldn't escape from, losing all of my wonderful prizes. I proceeded to be utterly useless for the rest of the day.
9/23/11 - A big congrats to Sunpower for being the fourth hero to join the Skeatseria Lodge!
9/22/11 - Congratulations to El-atel, the third member of the Skeatseria Lodge. Also, I rocked five golden bricks yesterday - two melted, two via alchemical transmuter, and one from a quest. Just sayin'.
9/20/11 - Purposefully attempted another arena duel today after my accidental success a couple days ago. Unfortunately, Ziicus destroyed me this time. I never even had a shot. I'm definitely not coming back for awhile this time. Back to just skirmishes for me. I've never lost one of those. A couple other notes: I did run into the curiously named Yer Mum. Strange name, but great guy. We're definitely going to be friends. Also, the Skeatseria Lodge doubled its membership with the addition of Iorwen yesterday! Also, I died. Again.
9/18/11 - Accidentally stumbled into the arena today. Was ready to surrender, but somehow ended up defeating Powlus and winning my first arena battle. Moral of the story: Trying begets failure, so put no effort into anything and you'll succeed. Time to hit the pub for a celebratory drink!
9/16/11 - Went to the arena for the first time today. Got pummeled by Joseph Goebbels. Think I'll stick to the pubs and some random skirmishes from now on. I do love those pubs. In fact, I met The Mighty Busa in a pub yesterday and we became good friends!
9/14/11 - The Skeatseria Lodge is officially open as of today! It was a lot of work getting here. I slaughtered hundreds of monsters. I put my gold brick collection on hold. I defeated Nickadeemus in my second skirmish ever, having previously only defeated Big Balla. And I even died to make it happen. For the third time this week. I gotta stop doing that.
9/12/11 - Today I set out to create the Skeatseria Lodge. Shouldn't be long before I have started my own guild!