Wudang

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“北有武当 ,南有峨眉”

Back in the ages, there were just Gods, until The Great Random decided that the Godville Gods get to have a say. The God Ni Lao Beh (你老爸)decided that enough is enough and there was a dire need to spice up the realm. Based on his image (trying to be sensual) He created the heroine Ni Lao Mu (你老妈), telling her that it is her destiny to be His eternal bride. Other Gods in Godville soon followed suit (admit it, the idea IS enticing); Some created Heroes and some Heroines, to be their bride and groom. Others, created them to be their servants (or slaves, some may argue) for all eternity.

But there was a problem. The Great Random dictates that all creation of Godville Gods cannot create another deity (or else Godville would have been all Gods and no heroes/heroine) so Ni Lao Mu had to earn her way into Godhood. Disappointingly, Ni Lao Beh had to see his bride roam the realm fighting terrifying monsters, completing silly quests, drowning herself in booze at every visit to the tavern and the worst of it, flirting with other Heroes *p.s. this explains why heroines are always sent to dungeons/arenas whenever they managed to secure a date (by any illegitimate means possibly conceived such as coercion, blackmailing, spell-casting, MIRACLES [not proven yet]...)

Nonetheless, all that glitter is not gold, likewise all happens is never random. Another dilemma arise in Godville. Heroes and Heroines were soon seen dating each other during their off-time. (Some claim to have seen Heroes dating Heroes, Heroines dating Heroines) The Gods tried to increase the workload and punish their heroes more often but to no avail, when intoxicated, are just as wasted as the Godville Gods themselves every Friday night.

But, Ni Lao Beh, being a smart ass, punished Ni Lao Mu into founding the guild Wudang (武当), which would admit Heroines only into their ranks. Members of the guild would deem everybody else of the opposite sex their mortal enemy, meaning that Heroes and Heroines would definitely fight each other to death at every encounter. That way, Ni Lao Mu will remain faithful and on course to achieve Godhood so that she could someday become the bride for her sadistic deity (by my count Godhood can be achieved within the next eternity).

Other Godville Gods (being smart asses themselves), are contemplating setting up a rival guild Ermei (峨眉)but couldn't decide which Hero to lead their egoistic Alphe-Males...

  • Note from the Great Random‘s friend Wikipedia; in another parallel universe Wudang (武当)is a Taostic Sect dominated by male hermits while Ermei (峨眉) traditionally consist of Buddhist nuns...


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If you are emotional, easily aggitated, likes to nag, likes to shop, prefers handbags as your main weapon (lipsticks as your secondary and high heels as your projectile weapons), then this is the guild for you. Recruiting all Heroines of Godville!! Calling for members to subscribe to this one and only unique guild. There would be no specification for allignment (as you know Heroines can be pretty moody at times). The Gods in this guild also prefers a mixture of Angelic and Demonic Heroines (to suit needs in err..different...situations), simply because the Gods have no life outside Godville...

To join the guild heroines must: 1. Read up on Wudang in Godwiki. 2. Watch Crouching Tiger & Hidden Dragon (or any of Jet Li's Kung Fu loaded movies) 3. Swear fealty to the guild and denounce all Heroes as mortal enemies of the realm. 4. Get their Gods to learn to be witty and sarcastic (stressed, for the entertainment of fellow Gods in Guild Council, considering how low are the Heroines' IQ and EQ legvel)

Every heroine that deems herself worthy to join this group on this sacred crusade has to do as listed above (p.s. only no.4 is the ACTUAL requirement) or else they can go join Ermei instead.


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