The God Zephurious and his unpredictable hero, Zephyrix
Zephurious was born as a mortal with the name “Aaron” but shortly after was nicknamed Zeph(yr) due to his love for Greek mythology and tendency to break wind quite frequently during his younger days. He was 6”2’ and ~200lbs before the "Great Day of Rage", now he is limitless. He loves reading, watching anime, gaming, building Gundams and listening to music; from the retro of Chiptune all the way to the heaviest that Progressive Metal has to offer. After his "Great Day of Rage" and following ascent to godhood (which he does not recall AT ALL) his life became very boring. This brought him to think of finding a follower to help and direct as he saw fit, and after many a day (and some "accidents") he decided it would be best if he just made a mortal clone of himself. On that day, Zephyrix was born! Oddly enough, he was born pre-aged to almost 20 years... Many were baffled by this, including Zephyrix himself.
The Age of the Melding of "Great Minds" (A.K.A. "Guild Name Guild")
Zephurious felt that his lonely clone/follower needed a bit of company, so he looked down upon the world and searched far and wide for a group of people who would accept him. However, he didn't want Zephyrix to be instilled with a strong sense of independence; He had a rough time finding a fit. After a thorough search, it was decided that Zephyrix would join the Guild Name guild, as they are an uplifting group, but also quite underachieving and mediocre; How perfect for his situation! He was officially inducted into the guild on his gods date of September 17, 2011 (or ~494 g.e. if you can't do the conversion) and he started as a lowly fan. he has since then risen to the rank of Advisor, and has been helping the founders with tallying the Guild Name Guild Points for the members who write on the everchanging, otherworldly "Tablet of Forums". He is greatly enjoying the good company, cheese, and he longs for the day when he will wear his Cardinal patch with pride!
Yes! The day has finally arrived! Zephyr just got his Cardinalship acception letter from the courier today, Jan 30th, 2012, and he is getting fitted for his robes as I type this sentence. Now all that's left to do is to achieve hierarchish status!
The Search for a Trusty Steed!... Or Firefox... Or Dust Bunny...
Zephyr has tamed a Firefox! His name is Stitch and he is a surly beast! Zeph doesn't exactly know what this means, but that doesn't stop the two from getting along!
Stitch died... Zephyrix has been very sad, but he's still carrying him; There's a chance of revival!
Zeph has forgone the revival and has picked up a Sun Dog instead! His name is Scratchy and he is quite the droller.
...Oh wait, he died too :/ Oh wow! Zephyr befriended a Bipolar Bear! Seems Zeph is getting tougher! :D