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Harvest Moon

49 Miracles 1 encourage&punish

11:38 The sky crackled and manna suddenly poured from the heavens. It improved my health a lot. 11:38 Every member of “Harvest Moon” in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Godville are mildly bemused. 11:38 A luminous halo suddenly appeared above my head. Seized the opportunity and ran to the city square to preach your word to the townspeople. My guild is going to gain more influence here. 11:38 A learned priest suddenly realized that the sacred inscription on the ancient monolith in the town square was actually an anagram of “Harvest Moon”! 11:38 After a sudden roar from the heavens, a bold artifact wriggled out of the ground. Wow, I didn't expect to get an aura-scope like this. 11:38 A Duke of Haphazard suddenly fell from the sky right onto my weapon, dropped a frame of mind into my pocket, and thanked me with its last breath. If only all villains were like this guy!

11:39 A beautiful rainbow suddenly appeared in the sky, sparking rumors that this was your handiwork, Mighty One! 11:39 A totem pole unexpectedly grew up out of the middle of the main high street in the center of Godville, depicting the face of each and every member of “Harvest Moon” guild! 11:39 A learned priest suddenly realized that the sacred inscription on the ancient monolith in the town square was actually an anagram of “Harvest Moon”! 11:39 I was preaching about my guild in the main square, when there was a sudden flash in the sky and gold coins started raining down. People will remember “Harvest Moon” for a long time here! 11:40 The sky crackled and manna suddenly poured from the heavens. Sure, it improved my health a lot, but how do I get rid of all this goo?

11:40 Everybody in the town square suddenly began to sneeze, but their sneezes sounded unsettlingly like “Harvest Moon”! Is that your idea of viral marketing, Luminous One? 11:41 I was trying to spread the word at Godville's main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “Harvest Moon” guild for a long time. 11:41 After a sudden roar from the heavens, a bold artifact wriggled out of the ground. Wow, I didn't expect to get a chain reactor like this. 11:41 Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Great One! 11:41 Shouted, “I am Darmani, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild. This drought is over!” just as rain started to pour from the sky. Yep, the townsfolk won't forget this anytime soon.

11:42 The earth shook and then suddenly a bright flash of lightning illuminated the town square. When it was over, there were the words “Harvest Moon” scorched on the ground. 11:42 Feeling a holy aura around my body and a halo around my head, I occupied the main square and started to brainwash residents. They will remember us, my Lady. 11:42 A beautiful rainbow suddenly appeared in the sky, sparking rumors that this was your handiwork, Luminous One! 11:42 After a sudden roar from the heavens, a bold artifact wriggled out of the ground. Wow, I didn't expect to get Death's chess set like this. 11:42 Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Most Righteous One!

11:42 I was lying under a rock reading myself my last rites when a Bird of Paradise flew up my nose. Hey! I suddenly feel much better! 11:42 A sudden bolt of lightning seared my wounds and sterilized my armor. I feel like I could take on the world!

11:42 Donated sunglasses to the residents of Godville in an attempt to solve the recent eyestrain epidemic caused by a spate of luminous haloes. My guild will gain influence here. 11:43 The sky crackled and manna suddenly poured from the heavens. Sure, it improved my health a lot, but how do I get rid of all this goo? 11:43 Feeling a holy aura around my body and a halo around my head, I occupied the main square and started to brainwash residents. They will remember us, my Lady. 11:43 As the earth rippled, a statue of the founder of “Harvest Moon” guild appeared in the market square. Surely the townsfolk will talk about this for a long time.

11:43 Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Exalted One! 11:43 Pretended I was running for office and shook everyone's hand in Godville. “Harvest Moon” will surely gain influence here. 11:43 A beautiful rainbow suddenly appeared in the sky, sparking rumors that this was your handiwork, Mighty One! 11:43 A Hyper Lynx suddenly fell from the sky right onto my weapon, dropped a third-time charm into my pocket, and thanked me with its last breath. If only all villains were like this guy! 11:43 The local tavern owner suddenly proclaimed 'Free beer on behalf of the “Harvest Moon” guild!' Looks like my guild is getting great recognition in this town.

11:44 I was preaching about my guild in the main square, when there was a sudden flash in the sky and gold coins started raining down. People will remember “Harvest Moon” for a long time here! 11:44 Feeling a holy aura around my body and a halo around my head, I occupied the main square and started to brainwash residents. They will remember us, my Lady. 11:44 The flagpole on the “Harvest Moon” guild hall grew dramatically in height and acted as a lightning rod, channeling a storm of thunderbolts destined for the townsfolk safely into the ground. 11:44 Every member of “Harvest Moon” in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Godville are mildly bemused, but our guild has clearly increased in stature here today. 11:44 Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. My Lady, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Harvest Moon” guild.

11:44 A freak gust of wind blew my guild promotion flyers out of my hands. Amazingly, a sudden vortex then dispersed the flyers, sending one into the letterbox of every household in Godville! 11:45 Godville was suddenly overrun by a plague of angry moles. Grabbing shovels, my guildmates and I beat them away and eventually managed to drive them back underground. The townsfolk are safe again, for now, and are indebted to “Harvest Moon: Bane of moles!” 11:45 Feeling a holy aura around my body and a halo around my head, I occupied the main square and started to brainwash residents. They will remember us, my Lady. 11:45 Shouted, “I am Darmani, member of the “Harvest Moon” guild. This drought is over!” just as rain started to pour from the sky. Yep, the townsfolk won't forget this anytime soon. 11:45 Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Soul Supreme!

11:45 Somehow won first prize in a beauty contest, despite not being eligible to take part, or even being present at the event! Dedicated my victory to “Harvest Moon” before the bemused citizens of Godville, who won't forget this in a hurry. 11:45 The sky crackled and manna suddenly poured from the heavens. It improved my health a lot. 11:45 Feeling a holy aura around my body and a halo around my head, I occupied the main square and started to brainwash residents. They will remember us, my Lady. 11:45 The clouds parted and two glorious seraphim descended, emptying amphorae of healing oils over me. My armor's stopped squeaking, and my hair looks great in this D.A. style. Thanks, Most Righteous One! 11:45 Lightning caused a sudden blackout in Godville. Chaos would have reigned had not 'Harvest Moon' guild members distributed torches to all. The potential catastrophe was turned into a brilliant display of efficiency and courage, greatly recognized by the town folks.

11:46 Godville was suddenly overrun by a plague of angry moles. Grabbing shovels, my guildmates and I beat them away and eventually managed to drive them back underground. The townsfolk are safe again, for now, and are indebted to “Harvest Moon: Bane of moles!” 11:46 Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Soul Supreme! 11:46 A luminous halo suddenly appeared above my head. Seized the opportunity and ran to the city square to preach your word to the townspeople. My guild is going to gain more influence here. 11:46 Crop circles appeared in the fields around Godville, which bear a striking resemblance to the “Harvest Moon” crest! I hope the damaged produce doesn't affect beer production, Almighty. 11:46 A freak gust of wind blew my guild promotion flyers out of my hands. Amazingly, a sudden vortex then dispersed the flyers, sending one into the letterbox of every household in Godville!

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07:38 After a sudden roar from the heavens, a bold artifact wriggled out of the ground. Wow, I didn't expect to get a dragon egg incubator like this. 07:39 The sky crackled and manna suddenly poured from the heavens. Sure, it improved my health a lot, but how do I get rid of all this goo? 07:39 Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, my Goddess!07:40 I was trying to spread the word at Godville's main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “Harvest Moon” guild for a long time.

07:41 A beautiful rainbow suddenly appeared in the sky, sparking rumors that this was your handiwork, Mighty One! 07:41 Incredibly, the front page of every newspaper in town turned into a “Harvest Moon” advertisement. 07:41 Well-known archaeologists found out that beer was actually invented by 'Harvest Moon' members! This piece of news spread across the town, filling the people with awe and gratitude for my guild. 07:41 I was preaching about my guild in the main square, when there was a sudden flash in the sky and gold coins started raining down. People will remember “Harvest Moon” for a long time here! 07:41 The astrologists of Godville announced the discovery of a brand new constellation in the shape of my guild's emblem! The townsfolk are enthralled. This is the dawning of the age of “Harvest Moon”!

07:41 The sky crackled and manna suddenly poured from the heavens. It improved my health a lot. 07:41 I was trying to spread the word at Godville's main square, informing the people about my guild, when suddenly thunder boomed and amplified my voice a hundredfold. People here are going to remember the “Harvest Moon” guild for a long time. 07:41 Incredibly, the front page of every newspaper in town turned into a “Harvest Moon” advertisement. My guild is definitely going to gain more influence here. 07:41 Donated sunglasses to the residents of Godville in an attempt to solve the recent eyestrain epidemic caused by a spate of luminous haloes. 07:42 My equipment suddenly began to shine and loose parts of my armor hissed and moved back into place.

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08:34 A freak gust of wind blew my guild promotion flyers out of my hands. Amazingly, a sudden vortex then dispersed the flyers, sending one into the letterbox of every household in Godville! Truly, “Harvest Moon” will blow all other guilds away in this town. 08:34 Feeling a holy aura around my body and a halo around my head, I occupied the main square and started to brainwash residents. They will remember us, my Lady. 08:34 A beautiful rainbow suddenly appeared in the sky, sparking rumors that this was your handiwork, Luminous One! 08:34 Everybody in the town square suddenly began to sneeze, but their sneezes sounded unsettlingly like “Harvest Moon”! Is that your idea of viral marketing, Omnipotent One? 08:33 The clouds parted and two glorious seraphim descended, emptying amphorae of healing oils over me. My armor's stopped squeaking, and my hair looks great in this D.A. style. Thanks, Great One!

08:37 Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Soul Supreme! 08:37 A light brighter than the sun shone from my every pore, as my scars faded and color returned to my cheeks. I'm trying to keep a low profile here, Great One! 08:36 A sudden tremor rocked the town as a new tavern rose from the ground. I quickly claimed ownership for “Harvest Moon”. 08:36 A group of fans from a rival guild were in Godville spreading word about TheCyborgWalruses when suddenly their pants burst into flames. They ran off screaming and I smoothly took over, assuring the townspeople about the Harvest Moon's non-combustible attire. 08:36 Pretended I was running for office and shook everyone's hand in Godville. “Harvest Moon” will surely gain influence here.

08:39 Feeling a holy aura around my body and a halo around my head, I occupied the main square and started to brainwash residents. They will remember us, my Lady. 08:38 A luminous halo suddenly appeared above my head. Seized the opportunity and ran to the city square to preach your word to the townspeople. My guild is going to gain more influence here. 08:38 The earth shook and then suddenly a bright flash of lightning illuminated the town square. When it was over, there were the words “Harvest Moon” scorched on the ground. 08:38 Every member of “Harvest Moon” in town suddenly grew nearly half an inch taller. The residents of Godville are mildly bemused, but our guild has clearly increased in stature here today. 08:38 Suddenly, there was news about a golden calf grazing in a field near Godville. My Lady, was that your handiwork? I took this opportunity and declared it a sacred symbol of the “Harvest Moon” guild.

08:42 After a sudden roar from the heavens, a bold artifact wriggled out of the ground. Wow, I didn't expect to get a frame of mind like this. 08:42 Went to the main square, took off my armor and showed off my recently appeared stigmata to the stunned townspeople. The residents were gazing at the sky in terror. They will remember you, Mighty One! 08:41 A Philosoraptor suddenly fell from the sky right onto my weapon, dropped a logic gate into my pocket, and thanked me with its last breath. If only all villains were like this guy! 08:41 The sky crackled and manna suddenly poured from the heavens. It improved my health a lot. 08:41 Millions of tiny, effervescent bubbles tickled my body from head to toes. I feel thoroughly scrubbed and brand new!

08:43 My aging equipment suddenly received a critical update via the ether and it now feels better than new. Cool! 08:43 My equipment suddenly began to shine and loose parts of my armor hissed and moved back into place. I feel like I'm unstoppable and indestructible. 08:43 Feeling a holy aura around my body and a halo around my head, I occupied the main square and started to brainwash residents. They will remember us, my Lady. 08:43 Lightning caused a sudden blackout in Godville. Chaos would have reigned had not 'Harvest Moon' guild members distributed torches to all. The potential catastrophe was turned into a brilliant display of efficiency and courage, greatly recognized by the town folks. 08:43 A learned priest suddenly realized that the sacred inscription on the ancient monolith in the town square was actually an anagram of “Harvest Moon”!