User:The Big Guy Upstairs

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I got angry and yelled a few cuss words to the big guy upstairs…not God, my neighbor above me....oddly, his name is Jesus Mendez...strange.

I like the idea of the Big Guy Upstairs getting all ghetto on one of his mouthy underlings

I could hear every foot step taken from the big guy upstairs.

Oh you're just scared that you'll get drunk and do something that'll piss the big guy upstairs off.

We can't do without the big guy upstairs.

I could never have accomplished any of this myself, I give all props to the big guy upstairs.

I was absent the day the Big Guy upstairs handed out "HERO" skills.

In the end, I'm not sure if the big guy upstairs is cool with drilling holes into bibles.....

Satan works for the "Big Guy" upstairs.

The Blues Brothers are on a mission for the big guy upstairs.

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NEW GAME:

Welcome to the newly constructed "LGC Downs" where we hold Trojan Horse Races !


Trojan Horse Races

Game Summary

Held in the "LGC Downs Stadium"

Welcome to the Lucky God Casino Downs.....Home of The Trojan Horse Races.

Let us first introduce to you the fabulous Racing Trojan Horses!!

  • Al Capony
  • Philly Delphi
  • Ivan Attitude
  • Mr Clyde’s Dale
  • Gluepot-to-trot
  • Horse Hockey
  • Esquilax
  • Ponypuff Princess

Here's the way it works. The LGC will post in the forum prior to the race the names and the odds of the 8 Trojan horses racing in the event. This post will be well in advance to give all gamblers plenty of time to decide on which Trojan horse or horses they wish to bet.

There will be a number of ways in which to win at the races....but the betting will differ from what a seasoned horse gambler may be used to. Each god may bet on up to 3 Trojan horses per race, with a minimum of 10 and a maximum of 50 chips on any one Trojan horse. Therefore, a maximum bet of 150 chips per god, per race.

Payouts will work like this:

If a god bets on only one Trojan horse

  1. Win full payout of the odds if their horse places 1st
  2. Win half payout of the odds if their horse places 2nd
  3. PUSH...and Not win but not lose either if their horse places 3rd


If a god bets on 2 Trojan horses

  1. Win full payout of the odds if their horse places 1st
  2. Win half payout of the odds if their horse places 2nd
  3. PUSH...and Not win but not lose either if their horse places 3rd
  4. Bonus 50 chips if the two Trojan horses place 1st & 2nd


If a god bets on 3 Trojan horses

  1. Win full payout of the odds if their horse places 1st
  2. Win half payout of the odds if their horse places 2nd
  3. PUSH...and Not win but not lose either if their horse places 3rd
  4. Bonus 50 chips if 2 of the 3 Trojan horses place 1st & 2nd....or
  5. Bonus 150 chips if the 3 Trojan horses place 1st, 2nd & 3rd


Hero Daycare Program

We offer knitting classes too

No worries when you enroll your hero(ine) into our state of the art "Hero Daycare Program". We take care of your little brat child as if he/she were our own. We offer so many activities to keep your hero(ine) occupied that you may have to use your godpower to get your little one back to the quest.


While staying at our facility, your hero(ine) will receive the BEST of training available. Your irritating adorable kid will love our practice arena, where unlike the true arena, he/she could actually die (easily brought back to life with your resurrection ability though). We offer training in all the usual skills and, due to popular demand, we can help the little one become one of the very best at knitting in all of Godville!

Unfortunately, we cannot guarantee that your loved one will not die in our practice arena


Also, our "Hero Daycare Program" offers the very best in entertainment for your little one (optional of course). Be sure to notify GodLittle Father  if, in fact, you would like your hero(ine) to actually be entertained.

Optional entertainment for the little heroes


In the event that your hero(ine) has a pet for accompaniment, we offer space for them as well! Our staff enjoys working with pets so much that, sometimes, it can be rather difficult to get them back to the their responsibilities of caring for your hero(ine). But don't let that bother you, we do maintain a fully functional dungeon for such occasions! In working with your child's pet, we offer a comprehensive training class for the pet as well. We keep one of the most famous, well not really famous, monster trainers on hand to teach your pet such things as CPR, fetching beer and other invaluable skills.


It has been noted that with our extensive training, many pets have changed their personality (although not necessarily for the better).

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NEW GAME:

Welcome to the newly constructed "LGC Downs" Home of the NEW TROJAN HORSE RACING !

Trojan Horse Races

Game Summary

Held in the "LGC Downs Stadium"

Welcome to the Lucky God Casino Downs.....Home of The Trojan Horse Races.

Let us first introduce to you the fabulous Racing Trojan Horses!!

  • Al Capony
  • Philly Delphi
  • Ivan Attitude
  • Mr Clyde’s Dale
  • Gluepot-to-trot
  • Horse Hockey
  • Esquilax
  • Ponypuff Princess


Here's the way it works. The LGC will post in the forum, prior to the race, the names and the odds of the 8 Trojan horses racing in the event. This post will be well in advance to give all gamblers plenty of time to decide the Trojan horse or horses on which they wish to bet.

There will be a number of ways in which to win at the races....but the betting will slightly differ from what a seasoned horse gambler may be used to. Each god may bet on up to 3 Trojan horses per race, with a minimum of 10 chips and a maximum of 50 chips on any one Trojan horse. Therefore, a maximum bet of 150 chips per god, per race.

Payouts will work like this:

The Lucky God Casino's Trojan Horse Stables

If a god bets on only one Trojan horse

  1. Win full payout of the odds if their horse places 1st
  2. Win half payout of the odds if their horse places 2nd
  3. Win even money 1to1 if their horse places 3rd


If a god bets on 2 Trojan horses

  1. Win full payout of the odds if their horse places 1st
  2. Win half payout of the odds if their horse places 2nd
  3. Win even money 1to1 if their horse places 3rd
  4. Bonus 50 chips if the two Trojan horses place 1st & 2nd


If a god bets on 3 Trojan horses

  1. Win full payout of the odds if their horse places 1st
  2. Win half payout of the odds if their horse places 2nd
  3. Win even money 1to1 if their horse places 3rd
  4. Bonus 50 chips if 2 of the 3 Trojan horses place 1st & 2nd or 3rd (one horse must place 1st)....or
  5. Bonus 150 chips if the 3 Trojan horses place 1st, 2nd & 3rd


  • All bets will need to be placed at least two hours prior to post time and no guarantees will be made to any bets placed after the cut-off.

Monster Cage Matches

Game Summary

Held in the "Queen of Hearts Stadium"

This game called the Monster Cage Match is a game anyone can play. We have built within our Keep, a monstrous stadium called the "Queen of Hearts Stadium". It is in this stadium that we put two monsters head to head in a ferocious cage match every two days. You can bet up to 50 chips on the monster that you think will be victorious in the cage by simply posting in our forum thread the amount you wish to bet and which of the current contestants you think will win. It's that simple!

How to play Monster Cage Match

  • 'CAGE MATCH ANNOUNCED SATURDAY'

Two days prior to the match, the cage match announcer will announce the two monsters that will meet in the cage. The odds of each contesting monster will be printed next to the name such as: Character Assassin (3:1) vs. Battle Hamster (2:1). This means that, in this example, if Character Assassin wins then we will pay 3x your winning bet. If Battle Hamster was to win and you bet on him, then the payout would be 2x your bet.

Each day until the match, Our announcer(s) will make an announcement from both of the contestant's training camps to let you know how their training is coming along.

All bets must be posted at least 2 hours in advance of the match. We will post an notice that "the match will begin in 2 hours and no more bets are being taken" at that time.

'Max bet: 20 chips per round up to a maximum of 60 chips'

Special Guest Staff

  1. Announcer: Monster Cage Match (Saturday)


  1. Announcer: Monster Cage Match (Saturday)


  1. Announcer: Godfights (To be determined)


  1. Announcer: Godfights (To be determined)


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