|Arachnida||Anti-Bio-Tick • Arachnophobic Spider • Dyna Mite • Itsy-bitsy Spider • Nervous Tick • Praise Spider • Scarepion • Spider Pig • Tap Dancing Spider • Tripodal Spider • Websurfing Spider|
Machines: | Depresso Machine | Sock Eating Machine | Thieving Vending Machine
Robots: | Depressed Robot | Robot Chicken | Rock'em Sock'em Robot | Roger Robot | Technophobic Robot | Wererobot |
|Marina||Cattlefish • Octopella • Poulpy|
|Cephalopoda||Arrgh-onaut • Astronautilus • Cabbage Patch Squid • Cheese Kraken • Cracked Kraken • Dreadnautilus • Illuminautilus • Karate Squid • Octopuss in Boots • Rocktopus • Squid Pro Quo|
|Marina||Crabbessa • Shrimpy|
|Crustacea||Giant Enemy Crab • Prawn of Satan • Road Krill • Rock Lobster • Sacrificial Prawn|
|Majora||Escargolem • Uranium Slug|
|Gastropoda||Ballistic Slug • Metal Slug • Nine Inch Snail • Salt-Resistant Slug • Zombie Snail|
|Adamantine Golem • Beer Golem • Brick Golem • Cotton Candy Golem • Diary Page Golem • Duct Tape Golem • Jelly Golem • Lego Golem • Milestone Golem • Mud Golem • Playdough Golem • Plywood Golem • Stoned Golem • Tofu Golem • Topiary Golem|
|Myriapoda||Multidexterous Millipede • Balding Scentipede • One-Legged Centipede • Scentipede|
|Majora||Killdebeest • Vertigoat|
|Domestica||Battlesheep • Fail Whale|
|Tylopoda||Alpacalypse • Menthol Camel|
|Suina||Aporkalyptic Pig • Bandwidth Hog • Centipig • CPU Hog • Guard Hog • Insufferable Boar • ManBearPig • Moonswine • Pigasus • Piggy Banker • Roof Pig • Spider Pig|
|Whippomorpha||Alpha Whale • Gandolphin • Hiphopopotamus • Hippo Crit • Hypnopotamus • Ne'er-do-Whale • Prince of Whales • Whale of Fortune|
|Domestica||Alpha Centaur • Talking Donkey • Trojan Horse • Stripeless Zebra|
|Centaura||Centaur of Attention • Centaur of Gravity • Scentaur|
|Perissodactyla||Badonkadonkey • Dead Horse • Feral Rocking Horse • High Horse • Horse of Babylon • Photonegative Zebra • Rhinestoneceros • Sewer Horse • Stalking Horse • Ticker Tapir|
Things to add to Lore page
Various GV Times adverts & snippets to be cross checked against existing articles / tavern names etc. & added to the lore page in relevant locations.
Free food with beer purchase at the Roadkill Bar and Grill
The Roadkill Bar and Grill is a franchise operation with locations (in)conveniently located on the road between towns. This allows them to service the constant traffic & provide heroines with a freshly poured, if expensive, beer on their questing. The name is to be taken literally as the roadside locations allow the chefs to observe the constant combat & run out to purchase the choicest monsters while still fresh. Patrons answering the ads in the GV Times are recommended to have a strong stomach if taking up the offer of a free meal with their beer due to this.
Exhausted from fighting? Been injured in the street? “Poisoned Alchemist” shop — medicinal salves and best-quality iodine solutions!
Visit any of the six Happy Harpy Accupuncture Shoppes for a jab well done!
Dungeon maps available at deep discount. Visit the Charterhouse for more information.
Does your god sound daffy when you duel? Drowning you in demands to 'Ho! Ha ha! Guard! Turn! Parry! Dodge! Spin! Ha! Thrust!' like a demented duck? Consider divine intervention with a professional voice coach. Metatron : The Name You Can Trust.
Godvillewood premiere! See the new Godville blockbuster, “Pro-Life Zombie: First Blood”. Don't miss it!
Invitingly flapping wickets installed at your place of residence, quickly and expertly. Bosswell Guild of Engineers.
Beerburgh premiere! See the new Godville blockbuster, “Last Eager Beaver”. Don't miss it!
The “Three Bears Hotel” offers lodging, food and bears that will satisfy even the most sophisticated customers
12:34 Stopped to listen to a debate sponsored by the Moebius Debating Society but left quickly because everything was so one-sided.
The “At the Dragon” tavern invites you to a party featuring a delicious dinner. Please leave your armor and weapon at the entrance.
Are you afraid everyone is out to get you? You are not alone. Tune in to the Truth Hour, every Sunday on KGNF 105.5, Godville's only Text Based Talk Radio.
Has a Biological Nightmare burned down your house, taken all your money and disappeared? Oh, we understand. The Order of Bounty and Limb Hunters is at your service. Find us in Dogville, Suicide District.
Doctors Anonymous — Try our new and improved healing tonics. Guaranteed to restore your health or your next bottle is free.The editorial board of the Dessertown Times is seeking masters of the “tough tongue” skill for the job of sealing envelopes.
Lying in a ditch? Can’t make it into town? Things would be different if only you had a pair of crutches. “Three Legs LLC.”