User:Meetad0220

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Hero Name: Xerex God Name: Meetad0220 Gender: Male Age: about 3 months Motto: My gods better than yours Personality: pure good Guild: The Goonies Level: 17 Death Count: 8 Wins/Losses: 18/6 Bricks for Temple: 6.9%

Equipment Weapon: two-sworded hand +16 Shield: meat shield +14 Head: neon nimbus +12 Body: armor of purity +14 Arms: pink furry handcuffs +12 Feet: Widow's blue stockings +17 Talisman: flea collar +12

Inventory vial of vitamin C++, essence of awesomeness, soap opera ticket, pet peeve, freudian slip, crow's feet, prints of Persia, ergonomic torture device


Hero Name: Genetic Algorithm God Name: Brute Force Death Count: 6 Gender: Male Age: about 20 days Motto: To beat or not to beat Personality: cruel Guild: Harvest Moon Level: 15 Death Count: 6 Wins/Losses: 19/5 Bricks for Temple: 7.8%

Equipment Weapon: shaving sword +14 Shield: bulletproof monk +12 Head: gentleman's top hat +11 Body: egg-carton armor +18 'Arms: goose bumps +14 Feet: magic stone slippers +12 Talisman: flea collar +12

Inventory “Ventriloquism for Dummies” book, crystal ball bearing, victory sweetener, slice of good, fortune, downward spiral, piece of old equipment

21:16


Xerex shakes Genetic Algorithm's hand and pats him on the back, wishing good luck for the duel ahead. Genetic Algorithm smiles at the chivalry, blissfully unaware of his new 'Kick Me' sign. The duel begins!



21:17


Xerex poised a cryptic riddle. Genetic Algorithm tripped over his own feet while being deep in thought.



21:18


Genetic Algorithm started to sing a ballad to Xerex in a surprisingly powerful voice. Xerex was suddenly struck with a sonic boom.



21:18


Xerex frightened the opponent with a sudden smirk, forcing him to drop the ergonomic torture device out of his hands.



21:19


Xerex screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up behind his eyelids.




What a pass! What a somersault! Observers rejoice.



21:20


Genetic Algorithm suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Brute Force is on the watch...




Genetic Algorithm looked through the rulebook, then suddenly threw it at Xerex, causing a mild headache.



21:21


Xerex sadly noted the pieces of his shattered confidence after the last attack, then grabbed a sharp one and without warning brutally stabbed Genetic Algorithm.



21:22


Xerex's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.




A voice came from somewhere above, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Genetic Algorithm thought he saw his life flash before his eyes, but then realized it was a white-hot thunderbolt streaking past him on its way to a scorching landing in the center of Xerex's body.




While Xerex was busy counting crows, Genetic Algorithm crept up from behind and did his dirty business, removing several points from his rival's health.



21:23


A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Xerex's spirit is lifted knowing that his goddess is around. Genetic Algorithm is horrified... Brute Force, where are you?




Something in the clouds roared, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Brute Force sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Xerex caught it neatly in a tender spot.




Xerex offered to show Genetic Algorithm how to use the “navel clamp” skill. Genetic Algorithm was so grateful that he allowed Xerex to have a free hit.



21:23


Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Xerex. Genetic Algorithm cried in jealous pain.




Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Genetic Algorithm started to glow yellow by his god's might, focused all the power on his hands, and launched a terrifying beam, burning Xerex's face.




A voice came from somewhere above, 'Heal and restore my mighty champion !!'


Xerex took a timeout to check that the opponent's last attack was in the rule books. Genetic Algorithm used this chance to tie Xerex's shoelaces together.



21:24


Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Xerex. Genetic Algorithm cried in jealous pain.




A booming voice from above said, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Inspired by the voice of his goddess, Xerex severely thrashed his enemy.




Thunderous clouds rolled in, and acid rained down from the heavens, injuring both competitors.




The scoreboard suddenly malfunctioned and showed the text, 'Heal and restore my mighty champion !!'



Mishearing the command from above, Genetic Algorithm, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.




While Genetic Algorithm was fixing a spelling error in his diary, Xerex crept up from behind and whacked him over the head.



21:25


Xerex grinned with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his goddess closed his wounds before Genetic Algorithm's eyes.




A booming voice from above said, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Obeying the order sent from above, Xerex gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.




The scoreboard suddenly malfunctioned and showed the text, 'Heal and restore my mighty champion !!'



Inspired by the support from above, Genetic Algorithm strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.




Genetic Algorithm, frustrated by his opponent's blatant disregard of the rules set forth in the Godville Arena Battle Manual simply picks up the book and throws it at him.



21:26


A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Meetad0220!




A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Genetic Algorithm blew a kiss at the audience. Xerex blew him with a fist instead.



21:27


Genetic Algorithm suddenly felt better. Xerex muttered mean things about his imprecise mistress.




Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Genetic Algorithm took a hat in his hands and suddenly slammed it down on his enemy's head.



21:28


Xerex observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Meetad0220 is on the watch!




Members of the audience raised cards which spelled out 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Something in the clouds roared, 'Heal and restore my mighty champion !!'



Xerex mentioned his knowledge of the “navel clamp” skill. Genetic Algorithm decided to feel worse, just in case.



21:29


Xerex felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.




A booming voice from above said, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Half of the audience suddenly jumped to their feet and chanted, 'Heal and restore my mighty champion !!'



Genetic Algorithm teased his opponent and Xerex executed a perfect roundhouse kick to his own face.



21:29


Meetad0220 painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arched down to her servant. Genetic Algorithm wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy got stronger.




A voice from the clouds suddenly said, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Under instruction from above, Xerex attacked the enemy with his full strength, instead of the token effort he'd been putting in so far. Genetic Algorithm was injured out of sheer surprise.




Genetic Algorithm dared Xerex to attack and try his best. Xerex dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion.



21:30


Cheerleaders cartwheeled onto the field, formed a human pyramid, and yelled, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




Inspired by the voice of his goddess, Xerex severely thrashed his enemy.




Genetic Algorithm remembered that it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 2 to extend your arm, and proceeded with a successful two-finger eye poke.



21:31


A booming voice from above said, 'Xerex, listen to me: attack, punch, hit, kick, stomp, squash, smash, pulverize!'




A blow, another blow! Genetic Algorithm felt his head go flat.



21:32


Xerex was blinded by the sun. Genetic Algorithm helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.



21:33


What a hit, Xerex! A couple more times and Genetic Algorithm's goose bumps will go straight to the junkyard.



21:34


Genetic Algorithm is unconscious. Xerex successfully fulfilled the goal of praising his deity! The winner receives a gold brick and 634 gold coins.