One day the hero Fangora was on the quest for the magic bone of Asheville, when he smelled something fishy. "What is that wonderful smell?" he asked out loud while licking his chops. Just then a double rainbow appeared and Fangora was awed by the majesty of the semi-potent and omni-stinky Fishdog!
Fishdog proclaimed, "Repent your lustful search for bones, and your tongue will know a thousand bones by my hand alone!" Thus it was that Fangora found his God Fishdog.