User:Enzuna

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I've always used my chronicles to, you know, write down all the stuff that's happened to me in-game, but they're getting long so I moved some of them here.

Ideabox

The ideabox is my pride and joy. As of writing I'm top 50 in gratitude and don't see myself slowing down! The ideas in bold are ones I've already seen in-game, the ones not are either not implemented yet or I haven't seen them. They may differ from what's posted due to being enhanced. (Admittedly some are not that great so I'm not going to cry if I never see them in-game, LOL, but I try!)

date submitted - date approved - type - entry - extra notes

  1. 4/26/17 - 4/29/17 - artifact - private display of affection
  2. 4/24/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - A trader offered to sell me a watch. I took a look - every hour points to happy hour. Wow, he sure knows his customers!
  3. 4/25/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Got in line early to renew my adventurer's license. Five hours later and I'm still here - Oh! They just called my name. Hope my photo looks good.
  4. 4/27/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - I pick things up very quickly! Of course then I put them back down just as fast.
  5. 4/30/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Got a budget book the other day. So far the only necessary expense I've figured out is beer.
  6. 5/01/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Saw a lightning bolt hit a tree. It also happened to fry a bird's nest and I got a free omelette out of it. Thanks for the breakfast, %rg%!
  7. 5/03/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - When I've completed many great deeds, do you think a constellation could be named after me, %rg%? Or at least a star?
  8. 5/06/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Dreamt my {god|||goddess} tucked me in. Woke up under a cozy blanket that hadn't been there before.
  9. 5/15/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Bought a camping tent so I could finally stop sleeping in the cold. Still slept in the cold while %petname% enjoyed the tent's comforts.
  10. 5/19/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Cute bunny. Fluffy bunny. Yummy bunny.
  11. 5/21/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Bled all over the waiting room couch. Hope the doctor doesn't mind his office looking like a crime scene.
  12. 5/22/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Sometimes I wonder what keeps %pet_name% so devoted to me. And then I start thinking about our own relationship, %rg%...
  13. 5/26/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Chanced upon a distillery in the middle of nowhere. Refreshed my spirits and continued on.
  14. 5/28/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Was told I could use the astral plane to get to where I was going faster, but couldn't figure out how to board it.
  15. 6/02/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Decided to try my luck at the claw machine game. After hours of trying for the stuffed %random_monster%, all I have to show for it is a money pouch with %gold% missing.
  16. 6/03/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - As I was sitting by a stream, %artifact% floated by. Then another and another - dozens, all in a row! I fished one out for my loot bag.
  17. 6/06/17 - 6/10/17 - diary - Froze as I saw a bright light growing in my direction. Was this it, was this the end? No, just some hero{|ine} riding h{is|er} pet with the high beams on.
  18. 6/04/17 - 6/11/17 - diary - Wait, do I see a fin? Is that a shark? What kind of pond is this!? I'm getting out of here.
  19. 5/03/17 - 6/11/17 - diary - Hi Diary, meet pen. Also sometimes pencil, monster guts, monster blood, personal blood, divine lightning bolt chickenscratch...
  20. 4/20/17 - 8/03/17 - monster - Cherry Possum
  21. 4/28/17 - 8/03/17 - monster - Cinnabunny
  22. 4/26/17 - 8/04/17 - artifact - ice cream sculpture
  23. 5/14/17 - 8/04/17 - artifact - mind cleansing wipes - possibly in as a "packet of memory wipes"? otherwise a somewhat dupe entry
  24. 6/11/17 - 8/25/17 - sail - A famous pirate king once retired on this island. %attacker% manages to find some leftover treasure.
  25. 5/14/17 - 8/25/17 - sail - This island has beautiful beaches. %attacker% leaves with nothing but a superb tan.
  26. 8/16/17 - 8/25/17 - sail - This island is actually a giant turtle. Unfortunately there's nothing else interesting about it.
  27. 6/05/17 - 9/02/17 - dungeon - Fallen leaves carpet the room. %randomattacker% jumps into a pile and comes out with %artifact%.
  28. 6/19/17 - 9/02/17 - dungeon - Sunlight streams through stained glass windows in this grand, church-like sanctuary. Everything is quiet, solemn, and holy.
  29. 8/16/17 - 9/02/17 - dungeon - There seems to be a time loop repeating in this room. There seems to be a time loop repeating in this room.
  30. 6/14/17 - 9/02/17 - dungeon - %attacker% taps h{is|er} heels and the entire party finds themselves to the %dir%.
  31. 6/19/17 - 9/02/17 - dungeon - This appears to be a perfectly ordinary grocery. After all, boss monsters need to shop somewhere.
  32. 7/01/17 - 9/02/17 - dungeon - The heroes instinctively know they can go %dir%.
  33. 8/05/17 - 9/02/17 - dungeon - In this room, a sheep keeps jumping back and forth over a fence.
  34. 4/20/17 - 9/07/17 - earthly news - Dreaming of wooden temples and golden arks...
  35. 5/23/17 - 9/08/17 - earthly news - “We did it, %pet_name%!”
  36. 6/11/17 - 9/08/17 - earthly news - The %monster% is scrambling the hero{|ine} like an egg...
  37. 7/19/17 - 9/08/17 - earthly news - Sending %pet_name% outside to try to attract customers...
  38. 7/14/17 - 9/10/17 - quest ending - "mentor a young hero on the very first quest” - “Taught my mentee all about questing: how to dawdle between milestones, avoid as many monsters as possible, and ALWAYS go back to town for a drink. I think they're ready now!”
  39. 7/07/17 - 9/20/17 - duel - %attacker% tried to use the power of h{is|er} inner demon, but it didn't want to come out.
  40. 7/10/17 - 9/20/17 - duel - %attacker% was about to use the pocket mirror but got too distracted by h{is|er} good looks.
  41. 6/10/17 - 10/01/17 - diary - Saw some hooded clerics worshipping a %random_monster% effigy. Another weird cult to stay clear of.
  42. 6/10/17 - 10/01/17 - diary - Dug further down a small hole with a flag in it. Found another golf ball, nice!
  43. 6/14/17 - 10/01/17 - diary - For a split, infinite second I felt connected to all the cosmos. Then I was back down to earth, my only knowledge remaining on how to %current_quest%.
  44. 6/17/17 - 10/01/17 - diary - Labor regulations mean that there are mandated breaks where I don't have to listen to you, %rg%.
  45. 6/17/17 - 10/03/17 - diary - Called this %monster% a son of a boss. I think that really enraged it.
  46. 6/17/17 - 10/03/17 - diary - Someone once said that the best things in life are free. Proved them wrong - just spent %gold% at %some_tavern% and had the best time of my life.
  47. 6/17/17 - 10/03/17 - diary - Found %pet_name% enjoying a tea party with a dormouse and an odd-looking hare. I'm not even going to ask.
  48. 6/17/17 - 10/03/17 - diary - What's that? %rg%, you're breaking up - must be one of those solar flare interferences again.
  49. 6/17/17 - 10/03/17 - diary - Ow. The last thing I remember is a mer{maid|man} surfacing, yelling “stop getting hooks in my hair!”, and getting hit by a golden brick.
  50. 4/23/17 - 11/02/17 - monster - Escargolem - 1* dungeon boss
  51. 6/25/17 - 11/02/17 - monster - Orangutank - submitted on my alt account
  52. 7/04/17 - 12/06/17 - diary - Put %gold% into savings. There is something strangely satisfying about seeing my gold reserve increase.
  53. 7/17/17 - 12/06/17 - diary - Saw some flowers waving in the breeze. Waved back.
  54. 7/18/17 - 12/06/17 - diary - Fell into a huge pit. What kind of rabbit even makes holes this large?
  55. 8/18/17 - 12/06/17 - diary - It's good to have friends. Except maybe for %random_friend%; I'm still not sure how I feel about h{im||er}.
  56. 10/19/17 - 12/09/17 - diary - Decided not to enter the dungeon because I couldn't find enough fellow heroes. Let's just say for once I'm glad I'm not that popular.
  57. 10/28/17 - 12/09/17 - diary - Walked away from the %monster% as it burst into flames, because cool hero{|in}es don't look at explosions.
  58. 11/12/17 - 12/09/17 - diary - Didn't catch anything, but realized the log I had been sitting on would work quite well for my ark.
  59. 11/16/17 - 12/09/17 - diary - Oh my gosh, a real live %monster%! I'm going to get closer and ask it to sign my diary.
  60. 12/04/17 - 12/09/17 - diary - I get beat up by monsters all the time, and now you want other heroes to beat me up too, %rg%?
  61. 8/17/17 - 12/09/17 - artifact - arcane sugar
  62. 10/09/17 - 2/11/18 - sail - This island is bananas! Or rather it had bananas, which are now in %attacker%'s ark.
  63. 10/13/17 - 2/11/18 - sail - %attacker% decides {s|}he's done with all the fishy business here and sails straight back to port.
  64. 11/10/17 - 2/11/18 - sail - %attacker% is tired of sailing and heads to port, to enjoy a different kind of port.
  65. 11/10/17 - 2/11/18 - sail - With the ocean breeze at h{is|er} back, %attacker% sails back to dry land.
  66. 11/16/17 - 2/11/18 - sail - %attacker% isn't sure how those gulls turned into fried chicken on h{is|er} ark, but {|s}he's grateful anyway.
  67. 12/13/17 - 2/11/18 - sail - Tired of being chased by seafood, %attacker% sails off to eat some on land.
  68. 12/13/17 - 2/11/18 - sail - Woodpeckers appear out of nowhere and start taking apart %defender%'s ark.
  69. 12/19/17 - 2/11/18 - sail - This island might be a mirage, but the crate floating in the waters that %attacker% picks up certainly isn't.
  70. 11/16/17 - ?/??/18 - earthly news - Turning on the nightlight for %pet_name%...
  71. 11/25/17 - ?/??/18 - earthly news - Wishing {|s}he had worn more layers...
  72. 12/01/17 - ?/??/18 - earthly news - Giving %pet_name% his quarterly evaluation...
  73. 12/13/17 - ?/??/18 - earthly news - Figuring out if %pet_name% is an asset or a liability...
  74. 11/10/17 - ?/??/18 - monster - Quackamole
  75. 12/26/17 - ?/??/18 - monster - Hexorcist
  76. 10/14/17 - ?/??/18 - duel - %defender% gave %attacker% a backhanded compliment. %attacker% answered with a backhanded slap.
  77. 10/21/17 - ?/??/18 - duel - %attacker% blew a kiss. %defender% stumbled as if struck by an arrow.
  78. 1/04/18 - ?/??/18 - duel - %attacker% twirls like a whirling dervish but only makes h{im|er}self extra dizzy.
  79. 1/25/18 - ?/??/18 - duel - Protecting its owner, %v% lunges at the %boss%.
  80. 1/25/18 - ?/??/18 - duel - %v% lets out a scary roar. %boss% retaliates with a scarier one.
  81. 1/25/18 - ?/??/18 - duel - %v% wanders around, looking at the shiny things on the ground.
  82. 1/25/18 - ?/??/18 - duel - %v% bites into the %boss%'s leg and can't let go.
  83. 12/07/17 - ?/??/18 - diary - A single snowflake delicately landed on the tip of %pet_name%'s nose. Then a bunch of snow fell from a tree and landed down the back of my neck. Not funny, %rg%!
  84. 12/09/17 - ?/??/18 - diary - Figured I'll probably die soon anyway, so I spent %gold% hosting a pre-death party at “%sometavern%”. It was a huge success!
  85. 12/10/17 - ?/??/18 - diary - The hungry tribbles attempted to chew on %pet_name%. He squashed one with his paw and two popped out in its place.
  86. 12/19/17 - ?/??/18 - diary - If it's that important, come down here and do it yourself, %rg%! Yeah, didn't think so.
  87. 01/06/18 - 7/10/18 - diary - Between this month's guild dues, bribes, the beer budget and other necessities... Well, stashing these %gold% will come in handy.
  88. 1/20/18 - 7/10/18 - diary - Renewed my membership to the Godville High Society Club for only %gold%. What a steal!
  89. 1/30/18 - 8/11/18 - news for the newspaper - (guild news insert) The guild's current favorite place to party is “%some_tavern%.”
  90. 10/26/17 - 8/12/18 - dungeon - This room is full of colorful plushies and toys. It'd be cute if it didn't feel so out of place.
  91. 11/09/17 - 8/12/18 - dungeon - Cosmic forces shift the adventurers %dir%.
  92. 12/04/17 - 8/12/18 - dungeon - The scratchy voice of %attacker_godname% crackles, “%god_phrase%” about the static.
  93. 1/02/18 - 8/12/18 - dungeon - The heroes slowly dawdle %dir%.
  94. 1/04/18 - 8/12/18 - dungeon - An ill-timed geyser eruption scalds the party with steam.
  95. 1/10/18 - 8/13/18 - dungeon - Tiring of the heroes, the room tosses them out its %dir% door.
  96. 8/12/18 - 8/17/18 - equipment (talisman) - talking skull
  97. 7/19/18 - ?/??/19 - monster - Screenshooter
  98. 9/01/18 - ?/??/19 - monster - Polka-dotted Tiger
  99. 1/17/18 - ?/??/19 - dungeon - There is a room description here.
  100. 1/23/18 - ?/??/19 - dungeon - The heroes rush through this description to see what exits are available.
  101. 8/18/18 - ?/??/19 - dungeon - The heroes wade through a room of discarded diary pages, sustaining paper cuts in the process.
  102. 1/02/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - Fluffy white clouds suddenly started raining fluffy white marshmallows onto %attacker%'s deck.
  103. 1/02/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - %attacker% listens to h{is|er} talking parrot's advice and decides to dock back at port.
  104. 1/02/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - %attacker%'s cannons suddenly fired confetti. Not helpful, %attacker_godname%!
  105. 1/04/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - Sparkles and a triumphant tune herald the appearance of %monster.%
  106. 1/07/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - A savage wildfire razes this island. A beleaguered %v% asks for safety on %attacker%'s ark.
  107. 1/17/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - The lazy iguanas covering this island all face the same way. %attacker% takes this as an omen.
  108. 7/15/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - Bubbles are the only thing that remain as %monster% sinks.
  109. 7/16/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - %attacker% attempts to interpret some hieroglyphs and adds some points to the map.
  110. 7/22/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - %attacker% patiently waits to move, but the beastie isn't done playing yet.
  111. 8/21/18 - ?/??/19 - sail - Come hell or high water, %heroes_names% are forced out into the open sea.
  112. 8/01/18 - ?/??/19 - earthly news - Both opponents take a break to hydrate...
  113. 8/06/18 - ?/??/19 - earthly news - Wondering if the map spirals the other way in a different hemisphere...
  114. 7/22/18 - ?/??/19 - diary - Sometimes good things are only good in small quantities. The residents of %town_name% won't forget this rampaging 50-foot tall kitten any time soon, %rg.%
  115. 7/24/18 - ?/??/19 - diary - A beautiful glowing butterfly fluttered close, landed on my nose, and then exploded. Ow! I should have known...
  116. 8/07/18 - ?/??/19 - diary - %pet_name% sauntered into the temple with a gopherwood log. Wow, all that fetching training really paid off!
  117. 8/08/18 - ?/??/19 - diary - I might be getting nowhere, but at least with "%skill_name%" I'm getting there fast.
  118. 9/10/18 - ?/??/19 - diary - Was busy sharpening my pen to a fine tip in preparation for some writing when this %monster% interrupted. Maybe I should have been sharpening my weapon instead.

Sarsinaia & General Big Accomplishments

  • 03/27/17 - 0 days - Sarsinaia starts her adventures in the land of Godville
  • 04/17/17 - 21 days - 10% temple completed
  • 04/19/17 - 23 days - acquires her first pet: a Talking Donkey named Felix - see below for pet chronicles
  • 04/29/17 - 33 days - first ideabox idea approved ✔
  • 05/10/17 - 43 days - 25% temple completed
  • 05/28/17 - 61 days - quest 100, first epic mission: make space for a new dimension
  • 05/29/17 - 63 days - 50% temple completed
  • 06/17/17 - 82 days - 75% temple completed
  • 07/01/17 - 95 days - 100% temple built, level 32.
  • 08/03/17 - 129 days - first million in savings
  • 09/08/17 - 165 days - 25% ark completed
  • 11/17/17 - 235 days - newspaper mention

Sarsinaia - 52nd-level adventurer, member of the “Nautilus” guild, with the motto “🐙 not the brightest 🐙”, stands at the 94th position in the pantheon of gratitude under the vigilant supervision of the goddess Enzuna. She was known to distribute counterfeit Godville invites during her youth.

  • 11/23/17 - 241 days - 50% ark completed
  • 01/09/18 - 287 days - switched guilds to Harvest Moon
  • 01/15/18 - 293 days - animalist medal - Felix finally reaches level 30 at 9 months old (personal level 58)
  • 01/27/18 - 306 days - took a short 24h vacation from godville 🍓
  • 02/02/18 - 312 days - 75% ark completed

- - - long hiatus - - -

  • 07/14/18 - 473 days - 100% ark completed, level 66. Renamed grounded hog "Strawberry"
  • 08/07/18 - 498 days - 25% in savings

- - - long hiatus again - - -

  • 06/01/20 - 1161 days - collected 1000 pairs

Pet Chronicles

Felix aka FYF

  • 04/19/17 - 23 days - Sarsinaia acquires her first pet: a Talking Donkey named Felix
  • 05/11/17 - 44 days - Felix gets knocked out (level 7, 21 days old). Healed later that same day.
  • 05/29/17 - 63 days - Felix gets knocked out, again (level 10, 1m10d old). Healed next day using epic quest rewards.
  • 06/23/17 - 88 days - Felix is knocked out again (level 12, 2m4d). Healed the same day, gained a level (level 13). Stop being useless, Felix.
  • 07/08/17 - 102 days - Felix is knocked out... again (level 14, 2m19d). Healed five hours later and didn't even gain a level. Stupid donkey.
  • 07/22/17 - 116 days - Felix is yet again knocked out (level 15, 3m3d) and I kind of hate myself. Healed 9h later and gained a level.
  • 08/28/17 - 153 days - Felix is knocked out for the 6th time (level 19, 4m10d). Healed in under 5h and didn't gain a level. Wonderful. Thank you for wasting my time, Felix.
  • 09/15/17 - 172 days - Felix is knocked out for the 7th time (level 20, 4m28d). Revived and leveled up.
  • 10/30/17 - 216 days - if you guessed Felix being knocked out for the 8th time (level 24, 6m13d) you were right! Healed 3.5h later.
  • 11/13/17 - 231 days - Felix is knocked out for the 9th time (level 25, 6m27d). Healed within 2h.
  • 11/29/17 - 247 days - Felix is knocked out for the 10th time, like ten minutes after leveling up (level 27, 7m13d). Healed 2.5h later.
  • 12/21/17 - 269 days - Felix is knocked out for the 11th time (level 28, 8m5d). Healed and gained a level.
  • 01/03/18 - 281 days - Felix is knocked out for the 12th time (level 29, 8m18d). Healed within 10 hours. I hope this is the last time before he hits 30.
  • 01/15/18 - 293 days - animalist medal. Felix finally reaches level 30 at 9 months old. Now how soon can I get rid of him?
  • 01/27/18 - 306 days - well, Felix died for the 13th time (level 30, 9m13d). Sadly he is still alive. Maybe next time...

- - - long hiatus - - -
at some point he finally died and I got rid of him...

Strawberry the Grounded Hog

A good pet. Now in my ark at level 30.

Watermelon the Hyper Lynx

A not so great pet that did nothing but maybe sometimes attack stuff, aka diary fluff. Now in my ark at level 30.

Lime the Philosoraptor

An upgrade to Watermelon, at least he is both rideable and attacks stuff. Reached level 30 at 7m5d of age. Let's see who's next!

Papaya the Godvilla

Zzzz. 30 at 7m6d. Can I get a dungeon/sail pet now please?

Pineapple the Hamburglar

30 at 7m10d. The Hamburglar is a loot/healing pet which wasn't what I wanted but is actually kinda cool. Every time I look at my diary there is some kind of loot entry and at level 30 it can turn artifacts bold as well.