The Monster Mash

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It is widely believed that the Monster Mash Guild was created as a form of defense from the myriad of Monsters that plague the lands of Godville. In simple terms it was assumed the heroes will mash (crush or squash) their enemies in combat. Nothing could be farther from the truth. Lacking in money Guild members will often seek out certain less harmful or dying monsters in order to create a homemade sour mash (a blend of monsters used in the distilling of some whiskeys, yielding a high rate of lactic acid). A Guild of heroes? No. Habitually broke alcoholics? Yes. We at TMM apologize in advance the confusion this may cause young budding heroes looking to make a name for themselves.