The Marching Morons

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History

About 3,600 years ago there was a land called Guwalod. It was ruled by a series of Heroes called 'The Moorons'. They had a very bad habit of stealing pets from the nearby states. This made attacks from the neighboring states very common. But they tamed the pets that they stole, trained them, and defended against the attacks. This angered a gentle wizard who decided he had to put an end to this pet stealing. He hypnotised and cursed every hero in the land of Guwalod to walk away from it. The Heroes did not just walk away though. They knew they couldn't resist the effect of the curse and had to walk away. But they managed to fight the urge and gathered at their town square, though they could not stop walking. They circled their Grand Temple about 1600 times before they were sure all of their Heroes where gathered and their beer stocks and gold was collected. And then... They marched out in search of any being that could help them get released from the curse, so that they could return and reoccupy their homeland again.

Some say that when they walked about 5,000 km away the effect of the curse lifted, so they came back to Guwalod. Some say they were only able to return after the gentle wizard died. Whatever the case, the land of Guwalod still exists and the pavement around the Grand Temple is still noticeably worn by the circling of the Heroes 3,600 years ago. The Grand Temple is now maintained by this guild known as 'The Marching Morons'. We regularly perform rituals and memorial practices that include marching around the Grand Temple 16 times and then marching away 45 km and returning aft!rwards. Though not openly propagated and accepted, the members of the guild steal pets from other heroes every now and then.

Current Status (as of May 2019)

Our founding members, including whatever venerable individual did us the honor of recording our guild's history have gone but we carry on the honorable name of The Marching Morons. We currently number 41 heroes under the nominal leadership of a guild leader who is chosen through a combination of a rotating schedule and just trolling random people with our current commander being the most esteemed God Of Unlikelihood, first of his name. We count 3 prophets among our ranks, Ulvi, Inquisitor Malleus, and Maiire and are ranked 119th in the pantheon of duelers. Join us if you wish to march, scheme, or just be morons alongside us.

So shall it be until we all shall fall,

Inquisitor Malleus