Talk:Ballpoint Penguin

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My friend Olwyn

I have one as a pet hes pretty useful and funny Theonex (talk) 19:28, 4 June 2017 (UTC)

How do you lol him up? Like does happen with fights? Mavicar (talk) 03:19, 18 June 2017 (UTC)

Mine is useless Alyssa13 (talk) 08:33, 3 April 2018 (UTC)

My first pet, Fang

16:33 Mystery! Excitement! Adventure! Action! Thrills! That and much more, when you tune in to the Takaba Akihito and Fang show! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 08:49, 8 April 2018 (UTC)

19:06 Woke up with Fang sleeping on my face... Hey! Get off! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 11:07, 8 April 2018 (UTC)

16:03 Fang is hanging onto my leg and begging for food. Sorry, now is not a good time; there’s a Bricked Cinnaminion ahead. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 08:20, 10 April 2018 (UTC)

16:10 Told Fang that I wanted to stop for a bite. Now I need a bandage and I'm still hungry. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 08:21, 10 April 2018 (UTC)

08:37 Fang roared loudly and charged at the Post-mortem Artist, but stumbled and fell. Yes, that's definitely my ballpoint penguin. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 00:53, 11 April 2018 (UTC)

09:55 If I had a gold coin for every gold coin Fang ate, I'd be rich. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 01:56, 11 April 2018 (UTC)

13:47 Fang proudly laid a dead Astronautilus at my feet and wagged his tail. I told him that it was nice and all, but I preferred my sacrifices to be paid in gold. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:54, 11 April 2018 (UTC)

17:48 Fang lay down next to the entrance of an abandoned temple and promptly fell asleep. It's so peaceful here, I think I'll have a nap too. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 09:52, 11 April 2018 (UTC)

18:54 Sensing my bad mood, Fang deftly tickled me with his whiskers. I feel slightly better already. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 10:57, 11 April 2018 (UTC)

10:11 Went with my Fang on pet fights for beginners. He valiantly defeated and marked the opponent, earning us 540 gold coins of cookie money. Good job, Fang! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:13, 12 April 2018 (UTC)

13:39 Fang yelped mournfully as trouble approached... Sheesh! A terrifying WANTED Hydracula is coming straight at me! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:59, 12 April 2018 (UTC)

15:08 I hit upon the marvelous idea of suspending a ballpoint penguin treat in front of Fang's face to make him run faster. In hindsight, I probably should have gotten on his back before doing that. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 07:11, 12 April 2018 (UTC)

15:13 Ouch! Fang, stop that! I don't want to go that w... Oh, you found the right path. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 07:14, 12 April 2018 (UTC)

17:24 I would have won that last battle, Omnipotent One, but I got distracted when Fang messed up the words to my fight song. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 09:32, 12 April 2018 (UTC)

18:18 Called my pet over and tried to fasten the solar ellipse to his collar. Poor Fang whined skeptically, but let me try it anyway. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 10:54, 13 April 2018 (UTC)

15:59 Fang sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster. You're so worthless, ballpoint penguin. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 10:55, 13 April 2018 (UTC)

10:00 Went with my Fang on pet fights for beginners. He wasn't in good shape today — we lost 366 coins, but that's ok, we'll win it back next time. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 02:40, 14 April 2018 (UTC)

13:58 Waited patiently for Fang to finish marking the area. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 06:09, 14 April 2018 (UTC)

18:33 Fang stopped and began to write something in the dust with his tail. I managed to decipher some words: “Trade gold.” Asami Ryuichi (talk) 10:34, 14 April 2018 (UTC)

19:26 Oh, why is this loot bag so heavy... Hey, Fang, get out of there! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 11:46, 14 April 2018 (UTC)

19:30 Stopped to watch Fang duel another ballpoint penguin. Threw a few treats as encouragement. Good job, Fang! You are my ballpoint penguin, right? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 11:47, 14 April 2018 (UTC)

09:02 Got my finger stuck in a hole in the hangover cure pill and Fang broke the item trying to dislodge it. I guess I should be happy my finger's still intact. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 01:04, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

09:44 Fang buried a “CP9” guild membership card that he found. Was that his way of showing contempt for that guild? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 01:47, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

11:10 My pet Fang brought me a flask of healing potion from somewhere. I'd better use it right away. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 03:22, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

11:37 Fang looked up after hearing a thundering voice and started frantically sniffing the ground. I dug where he stopped and found 79 coins. Great job, Fang! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 03:38, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

11:48 Led Fang to water. Couldn't make him drink. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 03:50, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

12:05 Followed a stray pet for an hour thinking it was my ballpoint penguin. Got an evil glare from Fang when I found him again. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:21, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

12:18 Thought for a moment I heard Fang say 'Asami! You bastard!', but he was just coughing up a furball. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:22, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

13:05 Fang insistently clamored for attention. Used the crow's feet to make him a toy. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:13, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

16:55 Fang has apparently decided that my boots are now his and has marked them accordingly. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 09:08, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

17:01 Taught my pet to perform some simple tricks. It seems that Fang has already mastered the “Sleep” command. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 09:10, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

17:51 Had a dream I was a giant lollipop. Woke up to find Fang licking my face. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 10:12, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

19:04 Hmm, Fang the ballpoint penguin... What a strange combination. Maybe I should have called him Napalm Reader? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 11:05, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

19:04 Observed Fang carefully to learn more about edible plants. Turns out the only thing safe to eat in this forest is my common cold compress. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 11:05, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

19:27 Oh no! Fang just ate the sandless hourglass. Silly ballpoint penguin. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 11:28, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

23:00 Fang jumped into a bush and came out bigger and stronger. Wow, he leveled up! Maybe I should try that. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 15:01, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

23:00 Fang lay down next to the diminishing campfire and promptly fell asleep. It's so peaceful here, I think I'll have a nap too. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 15:02, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

02:51 Fang nibbled on the Supersonic Hedgehog's feet, causing massive tickling damage. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 19:02, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

03:13 Fang brought me a fresh bun from somewhere. I'd better eat it right away. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 19:16, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

03:35 They say that everything happens for a reason. Unfortunately, Fang is the reason why my “Dry Paint” sign is broken. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 19:49, 15 April 2018 (UTC)

07:50 Fang almost leapt off a cliff while chasing a herd of lemmings. Oh, what if he had fallen?! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 00:09, 16 April 2018 (UTC)

08:03 Waltzed into Bumchester with little fuss, though Fang did make for a reluctant dance partner. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 00:11, 16 April 2018 (UTC)

11:15 Fang whimpered anxiously and wagged his tail like a fan, providing a refreshing breeze. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 03:17, 16 April 2018 (UTC)

13:12 Couldn't believe the trader didn't notice Fang's teeth marks on my water-soluble fish! Managed to keep a straight face as he gave me 189 gold coins. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:13, 16 April 2018 (UTC)

10:09 Turned over a rock and found a whole colony of bugs. Fang happily ate them. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 02:10, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

11:48 My pet Fang brought me an ambrosia canister from somewhere. I'd better use it right away. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 03:59, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

11:55 I feel like Fang is trying to tell me something. What could it be? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:00, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

11:57 Fang nibbled on the Sun-dried Vampire's feet, causing massive tickling damage. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:01, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

12:01 Fang, attack! Err... sit. Stay. Watch me fight this Ring Wyrm alone. Good ballpoint penguin! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:02, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

12:26 The Sheep in Wolf's Clothes croaked “Traitor...” to my pet and turned up his nose. Fang hid behind his ears in embarrassment. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:46, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

13:03 Fang needed some dental work, so I laid out the necessary 1407 gold coins. It was a painful chunk of my budget, but he has a fearsome smile now. Even I am a bit scared. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:20, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

14:08 Played hide and seek with my ballpoint penguin. Spent the next few minutes crying and begging Fang to come back. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 06:12, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

18:08 Fang snorted disdainfully and laughed at my futile attempts to train the quick brown fox to jump over lazy dogs. Now he's making snickering noises and silly faces. If you think it's so easy, why don't you try it yourself, you silly ballpoint penguin? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 10:13, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

20:54 Hmm, Fang the ballpoint penguin... Doesn't sound right. Maybe I should have called him Nemosodes? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 13:07, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

12:01 Don't give me that look, Fang. There's nothing wrong with eating pet food. A hero's gotta do what a hero's gotta do! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:12, 19 April 2018 (UTC)

09:32 Was called out of the waiting room to tend to my ballpoint penguin. Apparently, he didn't like the view from where I'd tied him in the pet box, and was picking fights with other pets. The audience seemed to be watching that rather than the duel. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 01:34, 20 April 2018 (UTC)

20:36 Something good and fragrant poured from the sky over my pet. Fang is smiling happily. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 12:37, 20 April 2018 (UTC)

08:47 The Aston Martian raised its hand for a deadly final strike against me, when Fang suddenly threw himself under its feet. The monster stumbled and fell dead on the ground, its neck broken. Fang was knocked out by the impact of the monster's carcass. Oh, my Lord, if I don't bring him back to his senses in time, he'll lose all his levels and his will to compete! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:47, 22 April 2018 (UTC)

18:05 Desperately praying and sacrificing, I made a small miracle and healed my pet's heavy wounds. Fang, I'm so glad to see you in good health! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 10:23, 23 April 2018 (UTC)

19:14 I suspect Fang of eating an artifact. He's not fessing up, but the bits of the time loop stuck to his teeth sure speak otherwise. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 11:27, 23 April 2018 (UTC)

20:00 Here we are, Fang: Last Resort. The center of the world. The hub of the universe. The best place to get beer for milestones around. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 12:29, 23 April 2018 (UTC)

20:21 The equipment merchant told me that animals were not allowed in the shop. I guess I'll manage without new gear; I don't want to leave Fang alone out in the street. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 12:30, 23 April 2018 (UTC)

12:37 Fang came closer and started licking my wounds. Suddenly I felt better, even without all those doctors and their huge syringes. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:51, 24 April 2018 (UTC)

21:58 Fang suddenly raised his muzzle and meowed loudly. The Pathological Friar and its fellows dispersed, shrieking with fear. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 14:09, 24 April 2018 (UTC)

22:48 Fang spent half an hour chasing his own tail. He didn't chew it off, but it looks a bit frayed now. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 14:50, 24 April 2018 (UTC)

00:36 The more people I meet, the more I love my Fang. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 16:52, 24 April 2018 (UTC)

12:38 Was about to buy my usual haul of healing potions, then remembered Fang's awful habit of eating my stuff. Bought some extra. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:47, 25 April 2018 (UTC)

15:47 Suddenly noticed Fang gnawing on my new unresponsive script! Fortunately, I took it away just in time. Bad ballpoint penguin! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 07:49, 25 April 2018 (UTC)

15:56 Oh no! Fang just ate the norse code book. It's a good thing you're so cute, Fang, or you would be a rug by now. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 07:57, 25 April 2018 (UTC)

22:07 Fang knows a new trick. Whenever I say 'Asami! You bastard!', his tail wags like crazy! See? See? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 14:07, 25 April 2018 (UTC)

22:38 Fang sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster. You're so worthless, ballpoint penguin. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 14:53, 25 April 2018 (UTC)

23:22 Stopped to feed and groom my pet. Fang purred excitedly in anticipation of a delicious lunch. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 15:40, 25 April 2018 (UTC)

12:42 Sent Fang on a scouting mission into Meadows of Eternal Tranquility. He returned with badges for knot-tying and helping people cross the street. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:56, 27 April 2018 (UTC)

13:10 Fang ran from the attacking Stuttering Spellcaster. I had to follow him, Great One... Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:23, 27 April 2018 (UTC)

13:13 Fang used his 'puppy eyes' skill against the Subliminal Masseuse. The Subliminal Masseuse turned mushy, gave me a minor cord as a toy for him, and 159 gold coins to buy some better ballpoint penguin food. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:24, 27 April 2018 (UTC)

13:40 I was lost so I decided to follow my pet. Ten minutes later I realized Fang was following me. I feel dizzy. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:41, 27 April 2018 (UTC)

17:45 Fang suddenly doubled in size and began to punch the living daylights out of the Game Overlord. Hey, wasn't that what I was supposed to do? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 09:47, 27 April 2018 (UTC)

15:00 Hmm, Fang the ballpoint penguin... Not the catchiest name I could've come up with. Maybe I should have called him R3d1? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 07:03, 28 April 2018 (UTC)

09:21 As Fang began to glow and grow, fleas jumped off his fur and performed an elaborate celebratory dance number. Why don't my fleas do that when I level up? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 01:43, 29 April 2018 (UTC)

03:07 Fang must miss me. Even from the grave I can hear him asking “O hero, where art thou?” Asami Ryuichi (talk) 22:20, 29 April 2018 (UTC)

00:45 Why does my ankle hurt so much? Hey, Fang, that's not a bone! Bad ballpoint penguin! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 16:51, 30 April 2018 (UTC)

12:27 Fang desperately signaled to me that an Evil Twin is near. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:42, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

12:26 Fang doesn't suspect a thing. Kind of makes me wish I was plotting something. Asami Ryuichi (talk) 04:43, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

02:40 Carried Fang on my shoulders, so that he could see over the tall grass and alert me to possible danger. So far he's alerted me to a ball of yarn, a dead pigeon and a lady ballpoint penguin... Asami Ryuichi (talk) 18:45, 1 May 2018 (UTC)

17:26 Fang is a good companion to me. He licked my wounds clean after the last battle. Either that or I forgot to feed him... Asami Ryuichi (talk) 09:45, 2 May 2018 (UTC)

13:20 Fang stood in front of me and enthusiastically wagged his tail as I scratched his ears. It wasn't his fault that the attacking monster got flogged in the process. That'll teach the Velcrow about interrupting hero-ballpoint penguin time! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 05:41, 14 May 2018 (UTC)

18:03 Fang sat off to the side and played with a solar-powered darkness absorber that he found somewhere. I tried to take it away, but he bit me. Bad ballpoint penguin! Asami Ryuichi (talk) 10:15, 14 May 2018 (UTC)

17:01 Fang looked briefly to the skies, then suddenly bit into my collar and started dragging me back to town. What's gotten into my ballpoint penguin today? Asami Ryuichi (talk) 09:10, 20 July 2018 (UTC)

My pet Bolt

My Warrior's friend and companion stopped leveling up at a young age. After I got my ark built I continued to have my Warrior hangout with her first pet. However now at level 70+ I have kindly retired my Warrior's friend and companion into the Ark. There Bolt rests and waits for my Warrior to hang out with him. I to loved my Bolt and I can still hangout with Bolt. It would be fun to have 2 pets out at a time but that's not likely since that could make for overly powered Warrior's how I could see Bolt getting a ride from my Gummy Wyrm picking, or Picking at my Gummy Wyrm for reasons like not letting it eat everything in my Warrior's back. That said I can also see Bolt convincing my Gummy Wyrm to eat everything in my back pack and as a good one could only hope that would mean the gummy Wyrm has gained a level. Some pets not all pets would be neat to have hangout with one another and have the team up on Warrior's. 😅 I mean help Warrior's run away from battles. I mean stand and watch the Warrior's do all the work.

😖 Nothing personal ment by that at all my Warrior.😖 Hope your not reading this my Warrior yet if you are then I would bet that you will want beer and will be forgeting all about it sooner vs later. 😏I mean with all the 🍺 you drink my Warrior you can't remember things anyway.😅 TigerWarrior XD (talk) 06:20, 2 August 2018 (UTC)