TOC Summer 2012: Round 1 Battles, Page 2

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This page contains the full fight logs for the last eight battles in Round One. For full fight logs on the first eight Round One battles, click here.

Round 1: The Last Eight Matches

Your Divineness vs. Deprivus

Ninth match: Your Divineness and her hero Mihala vs. Deprivus and his hero Sickilla.

Decided in: 14 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Deprivus

17:06 It seems like Sickilla and Mihala are about to go wild in their imaginations.


17:07 Mihala struck as hard as he could. Sickilla fell head over heels for him.


17:08 Sickilla rushed into attack but tripped over her foot. Mihala facepalmed so hard that he fractured his skull.


17:09 Mihala landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Sickilla's right ear, knocking her to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.


17:09 Sickilla received a lightning bolt straight to her rear. Mihala is prostrating, praising his goddess.

17:09 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite your rival with all your might. .”

17:09 A peal of thunder distracted the fighters. It seems like it was Deprivus's doing...

17:09 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Attack his face.”

17:09 A sudden clap of thunder forced both heroes to duck and cover with their ears. Luckily, sometimes it's just a thunderstorm.


17:10 Sickilla is confused: a meteorite flying at her deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Your Divineness!

17:10 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite your rival with all your might. .”

17:10 Sickilla suddenly noticed that her weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Deprivus is on the watch.

17:10 A booming voice from above said: “Attack his face.”

17:10 Mihala tried cracking his knuckles to intimidate Sickilla, only to end up hurting himself.


17:11 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Sickilla by the foot while lightning struck her. Seems like Your Divineness has had enough of Sickilla.

17:11 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite your rival with all your might. .”

17:11 Sickilla felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

17:11 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal, drink!”

17:11 Mihala noticed that his rival was feeling some sort of pressure in the jaw area and used his fist to relieve it.


17:12 Sickilla screamed in agony as her worst nightmare showed up on the world behind her eyelids.

17:12 A booming voice from above said: “Smite your rival with all your might. .”

17:12 Sickilla raised her hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Mihala immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

17:12 A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack his face.”

17:12 Mihala complained of a severe hangover. Sickilla nodded sympathetically and thrust her mace of amnesia right into her rival's ear.


17:13 Mihala suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Your Divineness is on the watch...

17:13 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite your rival with all your might. .”

17:13 Sickilla raised her hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Mihala immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

17:13 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, drink!”

17:13 Mihala sneezed powerfully. Sickilla flew backwards.


17:14 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Mihala. Sickilla cries in jealous pain.

17:14 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Smite your rival with all your might. .”

17:14 Inspired by the voice of his goddess, Mihala severely thrashed his enemy.

17:14 Sickilla observes as her wounds amazingly disappear. Deprivus is on the watch!

17:14 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, drink!”

17:14 Sickilla remembers about the bottle of iodine solution she saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on herself.

17:14 Mihala complained of a severe hangover. Sickilla nodded sympathetically and thrust her mace of amnesia right into her rival's ear.


17:15 Mihala suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Your Divineness is on the watch...

17:15 A voice came from somewhere above: “Smite your enemy for your goddess.”

17:15 Inspired by the voice of his goddess, Mihala severely thrashed his enemy.

17:15 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Sickilla. Mihala cries in jealous pain.

17:15 A booming voice from above said: “Heal, drink!”

17:15 Mishearing the command from above, Sickilla, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

17:15 Mihala stamped on his opponent's big toe and caused Sickilla to angrily hop on one foot.


17:15 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Mihala's spirit is lifted knowing that Your Divineness is around. Sickilla is horrified... Deprivus, where are you?

17:15 Something in the clouds roared: “Defeat the rival for Your Divineness.”

17:15 Mihala received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Sickilla is prostrating, praising her god.

17:15 A voice came from somewhere above: “Attack his face.”

17:15 Sickilla mentioned her knowledge of the “Street magic” skill. Mihala decided to feel worse, just in case.


17:16 Mihala observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Your Divineness is on the watch!

17:16 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite your rival with all your might. .”

17:16 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Sickilla's spirit is lifted knowing that Deprivus is around. Mihala is horrified... Your Divineness, where are you?

17:16 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal, drink!”

17:16 Following the overheard hint from above, Sickilla quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

17:16 Mihala ran into his opponent as hard as he could. Sickilla almost fell to her knees.


17:17 Mihala suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Your Divineness is on the watch.

17:17 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite your rival with all your might. .”

17:17 A peal of thunder distracted the fighters. It seems like it was Deprivus's doing...

17:17 A booming voice from above said: “Attack his face.”

17:17 Sickilla used her “Rays of love” skill to maximum efficiency. Mihala flew through the air and landed on his head.


17:18 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Mihala caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.

17:18 A voice came from somewhere above: “Smite your rival with all your might. .”

17:18 Obeying the order sent from above, Mihala gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

17:18 Mihala received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Sickilla is prostrating, praising her god.

17:18 Something in the clouds roared: “Attack her!”

17:18 Inspired by the voice of her god, Sickilla severely thrashed her enemy.

17:18 Mihala took a hat in his hands and suddenly slammed it down on his enemy's head.


17:19 Sickilla ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Mihala thanks his partner for the mental training.

Lord Bored vs. Yummy cracker

Tenth match: Lord Bored and his hero Bored19 vs. Yummy cracker and his hero Icky cracker.

Decided in: 30 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Lord Bored

18:09 It seems like Icky cracker and Bored19 are about to have a fight in their imaginations.


18:10 Icky cracker deftly dodged a strike to the knee by taking it with his head instead.


18:11 Icky cracker hit his rival in the ear. Bored19 was dazed and fell flat on his face.


18:12 Icky cracker got punched so hard he saw dots before his eyes. He then connected them to make a smiley face. Neat.


18:13 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Bored19 caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.

18:13 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:13 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal your wounds!”

18:13 Icky cracker knocked his opponent off his feet, but Bored19 managed to grab the offender and pull him down at the last moment.


18:13 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Icky cracker by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Lord Bored has had enough of Icky cracker.

18:13 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:13 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds!”

18:13 Bored19 gave a scary scream and tried to chop off his enemy's legs in the hope that Icky cracker's heart would sink into his boots.


18:14 Bored19 raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Icky cracker immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

18:14 Somethng in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:14 Mishearing the command from above, Bored19, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

18:14 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Icky cracker. Bored19 cries in jealous pain.

18:14 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds!”

18:14 Following the overheard hint from above, Icky cracker quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

18:14 Icky cracker struck as hard as he could. Bored19 fell head over heels for him.


18:15 Bored19 suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Lord Bored is on the watch...

18:15 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:15 Mishearing the command from above, Bored19, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

18:15 Icky cracker observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Yummy cracker is on the watch!

18:15 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds!”

18:15 Bored19 cunningly used his shiny armor to reflect a sunbeam into his rival's face. While Icky cracker was rubbing his eyes, Bored19 perfected some combo attacks on him.


18:16 Lord Bored sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Icky cracker caught it neatly in a tender spot.

18:16 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:16 Icky cracker observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Yummy cracker is on the watch!

18:16 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “smite! heal!”

18:16 Icky cracker told his opponent a bedtime story. While Bored19's eyes were closed, Icky cracker took a mighty swing at his head.


18:17 Bored19 raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Icky cracker immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

18:17 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:17 Icky cracker felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

18:17 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal your wounds!”

18:17 Icky cracker covered his face with his hands. Bored19 looked around in perplexity trying to find the enemy.


18:18 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Bored19's spirit is lifted knowing that Lord Bored is around. Icky cracker is horrified... Yummy cracker, where are you?

18:18 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:18 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Yummy cracker is not sparing himself.

18:18 A voice came from somewhere above: “smite! heal!”

18:18 Inspired by the voice of his god, Icky cracker gives his enemy a very hard time. Bored19 whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.

18:18 Icky cracker slapped Bored19 around a bit with a large trout.


18:19 Lord Bored painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Icky cracker wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

18:19 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:19 Mishearing the command from above, Bored19, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

18:19 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Icky cracker. Bored19 cries in jealous pain.

18:19 Something in the clouds roared: “heal your wounds!”

18:19 Bored19 hit his rival in the ear. Icky cracker was dazed and fell flat on his face.


18:19 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:19 Yummy cracker painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Bored19 wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

18:19 A voice came from somewhere above: “smite! heal!”

18:19 Inspired by the voice of his god, Icky cracker severely thrashed his enemy.

18:19 Bored19 dared Icky cracker to attack and try his best. Icky cracker dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion.


18:20 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Lord Bored!

18:20 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:20 Yummy cracker sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Bored19 caught it neatly in a tender spot.

18:20 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “smite! heal!”

18:20 The heroes are kung fu fighting. They are fast as lightning.


18:21 Bored19 grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Icky cracker's eyes.

18:21 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:21 Yummy cracker painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Bored19 wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

18:21 Something in the clouds roared: “heal your wounds!”

18:21 Bored19 performed Up, Left, Circle, Square. Icky cracker burst into flames.


18:22 Bored19's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.

18:22 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:22 A peal of thunder distracted the fighters. It seems like it was Yummy cracker's doing...

18:22 A voice came from somewhere above: “beat smite!”

18:22 Icky cracker slammed Bored19 rashly. Bored19 easily dodged most of the blow, taking almost no damage.


18:23 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:23 Something in the clouds roared: “heal your wounds!”

18:23 Icky cracker took a timeout to check that the opponent's last attack was in the rule books. Bored19 used this chance to tie Icky cracker's shoelaces together.


18:24 Icky cracker received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Bored19 is prostrating, praising his god.

18:24 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:24 Following the overheard hint from above, Bored19 quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

18:24 Icky cracker grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Bored19's eyes.

18:24 A booming voice from above said: “beat smite!”

18:24 Icky cracker gave a scary scream and tried to chop off his enemy's legs in the hope that Bored19's heart would sink into his boots.


18:25 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Icky cracker by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Lord Bored has had enough of Icky cracker.

18:25 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:25 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds!”

18:25 Following the overheard hint from above, Icky cracker quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

18:25 Bored19 disapprovingly shakes his head and fixes spelling errors in his opponent's diary... Icky cracker burns with shame, literally.


18:25 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:25 Inspired by the support from above, Bored19 strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

18:25 Icky cracker grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Bored19's eyes.

18:25 A voice came from somewhere above: “smite! heal!”

18:25 Icky cracker slapped Bored19. It seems that the tooth fairy is going to visit him tonight.


18:26 Bored19 suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Lord Bored is on the watch.

18:26 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:26 Icky cracker suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Yummy cracker is on the watch...

18:26 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal your wounds!”

18:26 Icky cracker remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.

18:26 Icky cracker received a good blow to the face. Bored19 politely offered to pick up his broken teeth.


18:27 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:27 Something in the clouds roared: “heal your wounds!”

18:27 Inspired by the support from above, Icky cracker strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

18:27 Icky cracker slashed at his enemy. Bored19 responded with an impolite remark.


18:28 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! Ni! .”

18:28 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “smite! heal!”

18:28 Bored19 struck as hard as he could. Icky cracker fell head over heels for him.


18:29 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! 3.”

18:29 Inspired by the support from above, Bored19 strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

18:29 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds!”

18:29 Bored19 deftly dodged a strike to the knee by taking it with his head instead.


18:30 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! Ni! 3.”

18:30 Following the overheard hint from above, Bored19 quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

18:30 Bored19 received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Icky cracker is prostrating, praising his god.

18:30 Something in the clouds roared: “heal your wounds!”

18:30 Bored19 threw sticks and stones at Icky cracker since words failed to cause any damage.


18:30 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Bored19. Icky cracker cries in jealous pain.

18:30 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! 4.”

18:30 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Bored19 by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Yummy cracker has had enough of Bored19.

18:30 A voice came from somewhere above: “smite! heal!”

18:30 Bored19 offered the enemy a fist fight. Icky cracker promptly responded with a roundhouse kick.


18:31 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! Ni! 4.”

18:31 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Icky cracker caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.

18:31 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “smite!”

18:31 Feeling the presence of his god, Icky cracker rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

18:31 Bored19 took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. Icky cracker sustained a severe concussion.


18:32 Bored19 suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Lord Bored is on the watch...

18:32 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds! Ni! 5.”

18:32 Mishearing the command from above, Bored19, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

18:32 Icky cracker landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Bored19's right ear, knocking him to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.


18:33 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds! Ni! 5.”

18:33 A booming voice from above said: “heal your wounds!”

18:33 Bored19 showed off his “deafening snore” skill from afar. Icky cracker turned white with fear.


18:34 Bored19 suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Lord Bored is on the watch...

18:34 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds! Ni! 4.”

18:34 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal your wounds!”

18:34 Icky cracker played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Bored19 got the tune stuck in his head.


18:35 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds! Ni! 3.”

18:35 Bored19 threw a bucket of water. Icky cracker nearly drowned.


18:35 Bored19 ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Icky cracker thanks his partner for the mental training.

Gorgeous George vs. Great Apollo

Eleventh match: Gorgeous George and his hero Alex the Average vs. Great Apollo and his hero The Real Worm.

Decided in: 13 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Great Apollo


14:41 It seems like The Real Worm and Alex The Average are about to have a fight in their imaginations.


14:42 Alex The Average took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. The Real Worm sustained a severe concussion.


14:42 Sly The Real Worm delivered a back-heel strike, flinging Alex The Average headfirst into a nearby ravine.


14:43 Alex The Average waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.


14:44 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “attack, smite, hit, kick.”

14:44 Great Apollo sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Alex The Average caught it neatly in a tender spot.

14:44 A voice came from somewhere above: “Smite your enemy!”

14:44 Inspired by the voice of his god, The Real Worm gives his enemy a very hard time. Alex The Average whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.

14:44 The Real Worm wanted to finish off Alex The Average using his “spontaneous combustion” skill, but it was still on cooldown.


14:45 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Alex The Average. The Real Worm cries in jealous pain.

14:45 A booming voice from above said: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:45 Great Apollo sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Alex The Average caught it neatly in a tender spot.

14:45 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite your wounds! Heal your enemy!”

14:45 Alex The Average spat on his fist and suddenly struck with his knee.


14:46 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Alex The Average. The Real Worm cries in jealous pain.

14:46 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:46 Alex The Average is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Great Apollo!

14:46 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite this fiend and let the sky reign down upon them!”

14:46 The Real Worm struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Alex The Average tottered like a loose tooth.


14:47 Gorgeous George painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. The Real Worm wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

14:47 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “attack, smite, hit, kick.”

14:47 Feeling the presence of his god, Alex The Average rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

14:47 Great Apollo sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Alex The Average caught it neatly in a tender spot.

14:47 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite your wounds! Heal your enemy!”

14:47 The Real Worm remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.

14:47 Alex The Average rubbed some salt onto The Real Worm's wounds.


14:47 Alex The Average observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Gorgeous George is on the watch!

14:47 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:47 Inspired by the support from above, Alex The Average strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

14:47 Alex The Average screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

14:47 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds! Smite your enemy!”

14:47 The Real Worm cunningly used his shiny armor to reflect a sunbeam into his rival's face. While Alex The Average was rubbing his eyes, The Real Worm perfected some combo attacks on him.


14:48 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “attack, smite, hit, kick.”

14:48 Obeying the order sent from above, Alex The Average gathers his strength and strikes his opponent one more time.

14:48 The Real Worm felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

14:48 A booming voice from above said: “Smite your enemy!”

14:48 Alex The Average noticed that his rival was feeling some sort of pressure in the jaw area and used his fist to relieve it.


14:49 Gorgeous George painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. The Real Worm wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

14:49 Something in the clouds roared: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:49 Suddenly, The Real Worm grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Alex The Average. Great Apollo is not showing mercy.

14:49 A voice came from somewhere above: “Smite your wounds! Heal your enemy!”

14:49 Mishearing the command from above, The Real Worm, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

14:49 Alex The Average asked for a moment to pick up his teeth. The Real Worm responded by giving his opponent more teeth to pick up.


14:50 The Real Worm suddenly felt better. Alex The Average muttered mean things about his imprecise master.

14:50 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:50 Alex The Average was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

14:50 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite this fiend and let the sky reign down upon them!”

14:50 Alex The Average threw a punch. The Real Worm caught it with his face.


14:51 Alex The Average suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Gorgeous George is on the watch...

14:51 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:51 The Real Worm raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Alex The Average immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

14:51 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite your enemy!”

14:51 The Real Worm politely asked tramps that were passing by to hold back the rival for an especially nasty blow.


14:52 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Gorgeous George!

14:52 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, take herbs, drink potion.”

14:52 Alex The Average received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. The Real Worm is prostrating, praising his god.

14:52 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Smite your wounds! Heal your enemy!”

14:52 Alex The Average glanced at his watch and tried not to look bored. The Real Worm's feelings were hurt.


14:53 The Real Worm ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Alex The Average thanks his partner for the mental training.

Hairplug4men vs. Hasanto

Twelfth match: Hairplug4men and his hero Heybaybay vs. Hasanto and his hero Nerilo.

Decided in: 21 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Hasanto

22:23 It seems like Nerilo and Heybaybay are about to go wild in their imaginations.


22:24 Heybaybay giggled and tied a bow in his opponent's hair, severely reducing his self-esteem.


22:24 Nerilo rubbed some salt onto Heybaybay's wounds.


22:25 Nerilo dared Heybaybay to attack and try his best. Heybaybay dutifully complied and gave his opponent a severe concussion.


22:26 Nerilo received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Heybaybay is prostrating, praising his god.

22:26 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Attack punch smote his pet.”

22:26 Heybaybay was blinded by the sun. Nerilo helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.


22:27 Nerilo was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

22:27 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Attack punch smote his solar bear!”

22:27 Heybaybay pointed behind his enemy's back and shouted: “Hey look, it's a Nine Inch Snail!” As Nerilo looked over his shoulder, he was rewarded with a moderate hit on the head.


22:28 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:28 Inspired by the support from above, Heybaybay strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

22:28 Heybaybay suddenly felt better. Nerilo muttered mean things about his imprecise master.

22:28 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pray.”

22:28 Nerilo struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Heybaybay tottered like a loose tooth.


22:29 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:29 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Nerilo's spirit is lifted knowing that Hasanto is around. Heybaybay is horrified... Hairplug4men, where are you?

22:29 A voice came from somewhere above: “Strike.”

22:29 Heybaybay used his “epitaph writing” skill. Nerilo shuddered in fear.


22:29 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:29 Following the overheard hint from above, Heybaybay quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

22:29 Nerilo raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Heybaybay immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

22:29 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds.”

22:29 Nerilo shouted “In the name of Hasanto!” and gave his enemy a good smack.


22:30 Hairplug4men sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Nerilo caught it neatly in a tender spot.

22:30 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:30 Heybaybay received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. Nerilo is prostrating, praising his god.

22:30 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pray.”

22:30 Following his inner voice, Nerilo decides to read a quick prayer.

22:30 Heybaybay twisted his foot in the wrong direction and kicked himself with his own heel.


22:31 Hairplug4men painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Nerilo wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

22:31 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:31 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Nerilo's spirit is lifted knowing that Hasanto is around. Heybaybay is horrified... Hairplug4men, where are you?

22:31 A booming voice from above said: “Strike.”

22:31 Heybaybay took a hit and rolled in the mud. What a dirty fighter he is!


22:32 Heybaybay suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Hairplug4men is on the watch.

22:32 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:32 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Nerilo. Heybaybay cries in jealous pain.

22:32 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds.”

22:32 Heybaybay began reciting a poem he wrote. Nerilo felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.


22:33 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:33 Nerilo suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Hasanto is on the watch...

22:33 Something in the clouds roared: “Pray.”

22:33 Nerilo pulled the enemy's helmet over his eyes, ran to the side and offered a short prayer to his god.

22:33 Feeling the anger boiling inside him, Nerilo rushes toward the enemy to give him a hard blow.


22:34 Nerilo suddenly felt better. Heybaybay muttered mean things about his imprecise master.

22:34 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:34 Following the overheard hint from above, Heybaybay quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

22:34 Nerilo suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Hasanto is on the watch...

22:34 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Strike.”

22:34 Heybaybay used his “smack of the bribe” skill. Nerilo shuddered in fear.


22:35 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Hairplug4men is not sparing himself.

22:35 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:35 Hasanto sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Heybaybay caught it neatly in a tender spot.

22:35 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds.”

22:35 Nerilo struck his rival's jaw with all his might. Heybaybay tottered like a loose tooth.


22:35 Hairplug4men painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Nerilo wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

22:35 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:35 Mishearing the command from above, Heybaybay, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

22:35 Heybaybay was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

22:35 Something in the clouds roared: “Pray.”

22:35 Following his inner voice, Nerilo decides to read a quick prayer.

22:35 Heybaybay struck as hard as he could. Nerilo fell head over heels for him.


22:36 Heybaybay observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Hairplug4men is on the watch!

22:36 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:36 A lightning bolt sent by Hasanto hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Itch King moves away offended.

22:36 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Strike.”

22:36 Someone resembling a Godville Administrator called one of the fighters to the side and offered a pair of almost genuine golden bricks if they threw the fight. Heybaybay indignantly turned down the offer.


22:37 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Heybaybay. Nerilo cries in jealous pain.

22:37 A booming voice from above said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:37 Suddenly, Nerilo grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Heybaybay. Hasanto is not showing mercy.

22:37 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds.”

22:37 Inspired by the support from above, Nerilo strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

22:37 Nerilo mentioned his knowledge of the “sword-swallowing” skill. Heybaybay decided to feel worse, just in case.


22:38 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Nerilo by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Hairplug4men has had enough of Nerilo.

22:38 A booming voice from above said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:38 Heybaybay screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

22:38 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Pray.”

22:38 Nerilo was blinded by the sun. Heybaybay helped out by poking his opponent in the eye.


22:39 Suddenly a beautiful angel swooped down and kissed Heybaybay. Nerilo cries in jealous pain.

22:39 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:39 Heybaybay remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.

22:39 Heybaybay screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

22:39 A booming voice from above said: “Strike.”

22:39 The opponents glared at each other's ears with bloodlust in their eyes.


22:40 Heybaybay felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

22:40 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:40 Mishearing the command from above, Heybaybay, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

22:40 Hasanto sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Heybaybay caught it neatly in a tender spot.

22:40 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal your wounds.”

22:40 Nerilo played a couple of “Pow-Wow” tunes on the enemy's helmet. Heybaybay got the tune stuck in his head.


22:40 Nerilo is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, Hairplug4men!

22:40 A booming voice from above said: “6 Heal your wounds and drink his blood!”

22:40 Nerilo raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Heybaybay immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

22:40 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Pray.”

22:40 Heybaybay tried to use a skill. Nerilo roared with laughter — does he even know how to use “swear-o-matic”?


22:41 Nerilo ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Heybaybay thanks his partner for the mental training.

V-vin vs. Budapesties

Thirteenth match: V-vin and his hero Mithridates vs. Budapesties and his hero Garwin.

Decided in: 13 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: V-vin

18:58 It seems like Garwin and Mithridates are about to go wild in their imaginations.


18:58 Mithridates began reciting a poem he wrote. Garwin felt horrified, and clamped his hands over his ears.


18:59 Garwin started to sing a ballad to Mithridates in a surprisingly powerful voice. Mithridates was suddenly struck with a sonic boom.


19:00 Mithridates tried to use a skill. Garwin roared with laughter — does he even know how to use “Turn of Rincewind”?


19:01 Garwin was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

19:01 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink dwarf! Drink beer!”

19:01 Garwin raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Mithridates immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

19:01 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “smite, ye brave knight of NI! .”

19:01 Inspired by the voice of his god, Garwin gives his enemy a very hard time. Mithridates whimpers and offers a short prayer to his god.

19:01 Garwin used his “brainstorm” skill. Mithridates shuddered in fear.


19:02 Mithridates suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like V-vin is on the watch...

19:02 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink traditional ale!”

19:02 Mishearing the command from above, Mithridates, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

19:02 Suddenly, Garwin grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Mithridates. Budapesties is not showing mercy.

19:02 A voice came from somewhere above: “smite, ye brave knight of NI! .”

19:02 Inspired by the voice of his god, Garwin severely thrashed his enemy.

19:02 Mithridates mentioned his knowledge of the “menacing glance” skill. Garwin decided to feel worse, just in case.


19:03 Mithridates felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

19:03 Something in the clouds roared: “Sweep the leg! Kick the knee!”

19:03 Budapesties sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Mithridates caught it neatly in a tender spot.

19:03 A voice came from somewhere above: “smite, ye brave knight of NI! .”

19:03 Garwin waved a red rag in the enemy's face as if he were a bull, then simply decided to stab him in the leg instead.


19:03 Mithridates grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Garwin's eyes.

19:03 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Drink the blood of a hippy!”

19:03 Mithridates screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

19:03 A booming voice from above said: “smite, ye brave knight of NI! .”

19:03 A blow, another blow! Garwin felt his head go flat.


19:04 Garwin suddenly felt better. Mithridates muttered mean things about his imprecise master.

19:04 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!”

19:04 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Garwin caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.

19:04 A voice came from somewhere above: “smite, ye brave knight of NI! .”

19:04 Mithridates complained of a severe hangover. Garwin nodded sympathetically and thrust his shamethrower right into his rival's ear.


19:05 Mithridates's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.

19:05 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Drink blood!”

19:05 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held Mithridates by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Budapesties has had enough of Mithridates.

19:05 A booming voice from above said: “smite, ye brave knight of NI! .”

19:05 Mithridates threw a punch. Garwin caught it with his face.


19:06 Mithridates grins with thrilling vigour as the omnipotent power of his god closes his wounds before Garwin's eyes.

19:06 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Drink beer mortal!”

19:06 Suddenly, Garwin grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Mithridates. Budapesties is not showing mercy.

19:06 Something in the clouds roared: “smite, ye brave knight of NI! .”

19:06 Mithridates received a good blow to the face. Garwin politely offered to pick up his broken teeth.


19:07 Mithridates felt a sudden burst of energy and rushed towards the enemy, cheering at the heavens.

19:07 A voice came from somewhere above: “Drink dwarf! Drink beer!”

19:07 Mishearing the command from above, Mithridates, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

19:07 Awkwardly bouncing from the enemy's attack, Garwin caught a lightning bolt intended for his rival.

19:07 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “smite, ye brave knight of NI! .”

19:07 A blow, another blow! Garwin felt his head go flat.


19:08 Mithridates suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. V-vin is on the watch.

19:08 A voice came from somewhere above: “Kick them in the shins!”

19:08 Garwin observes as his wounds amazingly disappear. Budapesties is on the watch!

19:08 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, rest, restore, ye knight! NI! .”

19:08 Mithridates begged for a break, so Garwin broke his nose.


19:09 Garwin is confused: a meteorite flying at him deviated from its course at the last moment and hit both opponents at once. Careful, V-vin!

19:09 A booming voice from above said: “Kick the nose!”

19:09 Feeling the presence of his god, Mithridates rushes forward and gives the enemy a huge blow.

19:09 Budapesties painted a beautiful rainbow; a bridge of light arches down to his servant. Mithridates wheezed resentfully, watching as the enemy gets stronger.

19:09 Something in the clouds roared: “heal, rest, restore, ye knight! NI! .”

19:09 Mishearing the command from above, Garwin, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

19:09 Garwin got punched so hard he saw dots before his eyes. He then connected them to make a smiley face. Neat.


19:09 Mithridates ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Garwin thanks his partner for the mental training.

BoneCrush3r vs. Mused

Fourteenth match: BoneCrush3r and his hero G0d 0f War vs. Mused and his hero Liir.

Decided in: 15 steps

Duel Type: Arena

Victor: BoneCrush3r

14:47 It seems like T-Hawk and Pepso are about to have a fight in their imaginations.


14:48 Unconventionally applying the “eye scream” skill, Pepso managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.


14:49 Pepso deftly dodged a strike to the knee by taking it with his head instead.


14:50 Pepso struck his rival's jaw with all his might. T-Hawk rocked on his heels.


14:51 T-Hawk horrifyingly observes how his valuable experience points are pumped into the enemy under the influence of higher forces.

14:51 A booming voice from above said: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:51 Following the overheard hint from above, Pepso quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

14:51 T-Hawk raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Pepso immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

14:51 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!”

14:51 T-Hawk pointed behind his enemy's back and shouted: “Hey look, it's a Mad Scientist!” As Pepso looked over his shoulder, he was rewarded with a moderate hit on the head.


14:52 A booming voice from above said: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:52 Following the overheard hint from above, Pepso quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

14:52 Suddenly, T-Hawk grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Pepso. Reputed is not showing mercy.

14:52 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal restore drink!”

14:52 Pepso struck as hard as he could. T-Hawk fell head over heels for him.


14:52 T-Hawk screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

14:52 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:52 Suddenly, T-Hawk grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Pepso. Reputed is not showing mercy.

14:52 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds!”

14:52 Inspired by the support from above, T-Hawk strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

14:52 T-Hawk threw sticks and stones at Pepso since words failed to cause any damage.


14:53 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Pepso's spirit is lifted knowing that Brool is around. T-Hawk is horrified... Reputed, where are you?

14:53 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:53 A lightning bolt sent by Reputed hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Yorkshire's Mammoth moves away offended.

14:53 A booming voice from above said: “Heal restore drink!”

14:53 Pepso poked T-Hawk gently. T-Hawk suffered, but withstood the pain.


14:54 Pepso suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Brool is on the watch...

14:54 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:54 Pepso received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. T-Hawk is prostrating, praising his god.

14:54 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds!”

14:54 T-Hawk took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. Pepso sustained a severe concussion.


14:55 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:55 T-Hawk suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Reputed is on the watch.

14:55 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal restore drink!”

14:55 T-Hawk remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.

14:55 Pepso sneezed powerfully. T-Hawk flew backwards.


14:56 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Brool!

14:56 Something in the clouds roared: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:56 Pepso received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. T-Hawk is prostrating, praising his god.

14:56 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!”

14:56 An Unlucky Leprechaun leaned out of the bushes to gawk at the fight.


14:57 A booming voice from above said: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:57 Reputed sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Pepso caught it neatly in a tender spot.

14:57 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal restore drink!”

14:57 T-Hawk suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing his head off.


14:57 T-Hawk ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Pepso thanks his partner for the mental training.

The Big Guy Upstairs vs. Little Ghost

Fifteenth match: The Big Guy Upstairs and his hero The Earthly Saint vs. Little Ghost and her hero Leoardo.

Decided in: 14 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Little Ghost

10:34 It seems like Leoardo and The Earthly Saint are about to have a fight in their imaginations.


10:35 The Earthly Saint landed an unobtrusive kick with his left foot into Leoardo's right ear, knocking him to the ground into an upside-down butterfly pose.


10:36 Leoardo shouted “In the name of Little Ghost!” and gave his enemy a good smack.


10:37 Furious The Earthly Saint rants and raves at the enemy.


10:37 The Earthly Saint raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Leoardo immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

10:37 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:37 Leoardo's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.

10:37 A voice came from somewhere above: “Hit him, strike him, smite him, kill him.”

10:37 Leoardo slammed The Earthly Saint rashly. The Earthly Saint easily dodged most of the blow, taking almost no damage.


10:38 Leoardo was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

10:38 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite! Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:38 The Earthly Saint pulled the enemy's helmet over his eyes, ran to the side and offered a short prayer to his god.

10:38 A sudden shower of healing water from heaven cured both competitors. Little Ghost is not sparing herself.

10:38 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds, drink iodine, eat herbs NOW.”

10:38 The Earthly Saint poked Leoardo gently. Leoardo suffered, but withstood the pain.


10:39 Suddenly, The Earthly Saint grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Leoardo. The Big Guy Upstairs is not showing mercy.

10:39 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:39 Leoardo suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that Little Ghost is on the watch...

10:39 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds, drink anything you want, now.”

10:39 Leoardo used his “liana-eyebrows” skill. The Earthly Saint shuddered in fear.


10:40 Suddenly, The Earthly Saint grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Leoardo. The Big Guy Upstairs is not showing mercy.

10:40 Something in the clouds roared: “Smite! Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:40 Mishearing the command from above, The Earthly Saint, just in case, strikes the enemy on his head.

10:40 Leoardo suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Little Ghost is on the watch...

10:40 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds, drink iodine, eat herbs.”

10:40 The Earthly Saint showed off his “spontaneous combustion” skill from afar. Leoardo turned white with fear.


10:41 A lightning bolt sent by The Big Guy Upstairs hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Dust Bunny moves away offended.

10:41 A booming voice from above said: “Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:41 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Leoardo's spirit is lifted knowing that Little Ghost is around. The Earthly Saint is horrified... The Big Guy Upstairs, where are you?

10:41 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Drink a potion and heal your wounds now...please!”

10:41 Following the overheard hint from above, Leoardo quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

10:41 Leoardo sneezed powerfully. The Earthly Saint flew backwards.


10:42 The Earthly Saint suddenly got a burst of energy and rushed at the enemy with a double thrust! It seems that The Big Guy Upstairs is on the watch...

10:42 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Smite! Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:42 Following his inner voice, The Earthly Saint decides to read a quick prayer.

10:42 Leoardo suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Little Ghost is on the watch...

10:42 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds, drink iodine, eat herbs.”

10:42 Leoardo remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.

10:42 The Earthly Saint raised a hand, but Leoardo evaded gracefully.


10:43 Suddenly, The Earthly Saint grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Leoardo. The Big Guy Upstairs is not showing mercy.

10:43 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:43 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held The Earthly Saint by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Little Ghost has had enough of The Earthly Saint.

10:43 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds, drink anything you want, now.”

10:43 Following the overheard hint from above, Leoardo quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

10:43 A passing hero took one look at the fight and bet a coin on an Astrophobic Alien to win.


10:43 The Big Guy Upstairs sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Leoardo caught it neatly in a tender spot.

10:43 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:43 Leoardo suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Little Ghost is on the watch.

10:43 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal your wounds, drink iodine, eat herbs NOW.”

10:43 Leoardo took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. The Earthly Saint sustained a severe concussion.


10:44 The Big Guy Upstairs sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Leoardo caught it neatly in a tender spot.

10:44 A booming voice from above said: “Smite! Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:44 A lightning bolt sent by Little Ghost hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The E-mailman moves away offended.

10:44 Something in the clouds roared: “Drink a potion and heal your wounds now...please!”

10:44 The Earthly Saint threw a punch. Leoardo caught it with his face.


10:45 A peal of thunder distracted the fighters. It seems like it was The Big Guy Upstairs's doing...

10:45 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:45 Leoardo's wounds seemed to evaporate into thin air... Looks like all that praying paid off.

10:45 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Hit him, strike him, smite him, kill him.”

10:45 Leoardo told a 'knock knock' joke. The Earthly Saint lost all his credibility.


10:46 Leoardo was scalded with an abrupt lightning bolt from the sky.

10:46 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Smite! Heal! Sacrifice! Pray to me! Rest! Drink! Restore!”

10:46 The Earthly Saint pulled the enemy's helmet over his eyes, ran to the side and offered a short prayer to his god.

10:46 A zombie hand rose from the ground and held The Earthly Saint by the foot while lightning struck him. Seems like Little Ghost has had enough of The Earthly Saint.

10:46 Something in the clouds roared: “Heal your wounds, drink iodine, eat herbs.”

10:46 The Earthly Saint managed to grab his opponent's health bar and beat him with it, breaking off a piece in the process.


10:47 Leoardo ends the imaginary fight as the winner. The Earthly Saint thanks his partner for the mental training.

Brool vs. Reputed

Fifteenth match: Brool and his hero Pepso vs. Reputed and his hero T-Hawk.

Decided in: 11 steps

Duel Type: Sparring

Victor: Reputed

14:47 It seems like T-Hawk and Pepso are about to have a fight in their imaginations.


14:48 Unconventionally applying the “eye scream” skill, Pepso managed to tear off a piece of the enemy's health bar and stick it to his own.


14:49 Pepso deftly dodged a strike to the knee by taking it with his head instead.


14:50 Pepso struck his rival's jaw with all his might. T-Hawk rocked on his heels.


14:51 T-Hawk horrifyingly observes how his valuable experience points are pumped into the enemy under the influence of higher forces.

14:51 A booming voice from above said: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:51 Following the overheard hint from above, Pepso quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

14:51 T-Hawk raised his hands to the sky and murmured something unintelligible. Pepso immediately felt the wrath of the heavens rain down on him.

14:51 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!”

14:51 T-Hawk pointed behind his enemy's back and shouted: “Hey look, it's a Mad Scientist!” As Pepso looked over his shoulder, he was rewarded with a moderate hit on the head.


14:52 A booming voice from above said: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:52 Following the overheard hint from above, Pepso quickly swallowed some healing herbs.

14:52 Suddenly, T-Hawk grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Pepso. Reputed is not showing mercy.

14:52 A voice from the clouds suddenly said: “Heal restore drink!”

14:52 Pepso struck as hard as he could. T-Hawk fell head over heels for him.


14:52 T-Hawk screamed in agony as his worst nightmare showed up on the world behind his eyelids.

14:52 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:52 Suddenly, T-Hawk grew two extra arms and started brutally punching Pepso. Reputed is not showing mercy.

14:52 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds!”

14:52 Inspired by the support from above, T-Hawk strains himself and quickly heals up some wounds.

14:52 T-Hawk threw sticks and stones at Pepso since words failed to cause any damage.


14:53 A ray of light falls on the battlefield. Pepso's spirit is lifted knowing that Brool is around. T-Hawk is horrified... Reputed, where are you?

14:53 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:53 A lightning bolt sent by Reputed hit a peaceful pasture surrounding a monster grazing nearby. The Yorkshire's Mammoth moves away offended.

14:53 A booming voice from above said: “Heal restore drink!”

14:53 Pepso poked T-Hawk gently. T-Hawk suffered, but withstood the pain.


14:54 Pepso suddenly felt a surge of energy and forgot about his wounds! It looks like Brool is on the watch...

14:54 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:54 Pepso received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. T-Hawk is prostrating, praising his god.

14:54 A booming voice from above said: “Heal your wounds!”

14:54 T-Hawk took off a shoe and performed a masterful headshot. Pepso sustained a severe concussion.


14:55 A voice came from somewhere above: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:55 T-Hawk suddenly noticed that his weapon had caught fire, immediately rushed into attack, and landed a scorching blow. Reputed is on the watch.

14:55 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal restore drink!”

14:55 T-Hawk remembers about the bottle of iodine solution he saved for a rainy day, runs aside and pours it on himself.

14:55 Pepso sneezed powerfully. T-Hawk flew backwards.


14:56 A bright rainbow appeared on the battlefield. Beautiful, Brool!

14:56 Something in the clouds roared: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:56 Pepso received a lightning bolt straight to his rear. T-Hawk is prostrating, praising his god.

14:56 Everything in the area suddenly started to vibrate from a loud voice commanding: “Heal your wounds!”

14:56 An Unlucky Leprechaun leaned out of the bushes to gawk at the fight.


14:57 A booming voice from above said: “heal, heal, heal, heal, drink, drink, drink, heal, heal .”

14:57 Reputed sent a fiery arrow from the sky. Pepso caught it neatly in a tender spot.

14:57 A voice came from somewhere above: “Heal restore drink!”

14:57 T-Hawk suddenly bit his enemy's ear, almost tearing his head off.


14:57 T-Hawk ends the imaginary fight as the winner. Pepso thanks his partner for the mental training.