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The Surreal Killer is one of the most dangerous things you can stumble upon. It has caused Godville to go into a chaotic Armageddon seven times in the past 850 trillion years. It roams the realms, going from house to house, killing people, and wearing their heads as a souvenir. You cannot stumble upon it if you are not in your house, however, you can be killed while trying to crawl inside of your multi-legged luggage pet named Rodney.