Rough cut edit.
A remote island located in the [[Sacred Archipelago]] populated by rude, well-tanned people started spreading the rumours that Drop Bears are not real. The whole point was to decimate the growing number of gullible tourists that started visiting the island more and more, even though the island lays so far south in the [[Qu'tox Ocean]] that it doesn't fit on any of Godville's maps. Tourists, after being lulled into the false sense of security by the locals, are often viciously attacked and usually lethally injured.
Victims that have been ''dropped on'' by Drop Bears rarely survive, meaning this hoax can go on unnoticed by the general public outside [[Sacred Archipelago]].
[[Image:DropBearSkeleton.jpg|thumb|250px|left|Skeleton of a small Drop Bear]]
An average Drop
bear's size is comparable to a large [[Biowolf]] or a smaller [[Bear Minimum]]. Their body is highly adapted for climbing and life in tree canopies — they have incredibly strong forearms with long sharp claws and strong hind legs.
Large canines and strong jaw.
Drop Bears used to hunt mostly large macropods native to [[Sacred Archipelago]], but in recent years, they've started hunting any humanoid species as well. Their prey is generally much larger than themselves, but never stands chance since Drop Bears attack unexpectedly from above.
[[Image:DropBearTeeth.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Diagram of a Drop Bear jaw<ref>Lady de la Fossey, Dianne (1980 g.e.) ''A
practical Manual to Zoology: How to avoid bites, stings and scratches.'' [[Unspecifiedistan]] University Press</ref>]]
*From distance they look very cute, docile and calm*Sharp teeth
with incredibly strong jaw*Great sight and orientation in free fall
Forks in their prey's hair* Sensitive hearing, they hate accents (thus avoid and rarely attack locals).