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The Battle Toad

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This '''''The Battle Toad''''' tavern is a quick-start Tavern article.You'll see a few special wiki codes called Templates hereplace where weary, which are surrounded by double curly-braces {{like this}}. The first template inserts our JanuWiki construction notice, which you battleworn heroes can see at stop for a while for a drink and the top good company of the pageother fatigued, battle-scarred heroes. It's wise to use "Show Preview" often to view your article as it will be formatted for reading; feel free to try it now!
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We've inserted some samples of formatting == Famous Patrons ==Among the drunks, common hooligans, and layout for typical articleswandering riff-raff, but theythere seem to be a few that could be considered this humble abode're only suggestionss famous patrons. One thing that Tavern articles usually do have is several pictures. You can insert a picture by using a code like this:
[[File:Example_image_filenameMost notable would be the well-known '''Tsunade-hime''', who downs sake like it's water and can mix drinks like nobody's business.jpg|center|frameless]]In one horrific contest for Best Drunkard Ever™, she drank every drink available and not only didn't lose her stomach contents, but also demanded a discount on sake for the rest of that night.<ref>Some witnesses dispute that this feat was instead accomplished by Tsukikage Ran, but that wandering samurai cannot be located for comment.</ref>
Replace Example_image_filename.jpg with the name of an image. If the image doesnPatron heroines 't exist, this will create a link to upload it. There are lots of options for how you can insert an image, like changing 'center' to 'rightMisato' or 'left'. The page at gives you all the options and details. Edit what follows to fit your article, or delete it and just do your own thing. Just make sure to remove any sample text you havenher friend 't customized. -->    [[File:Gamabunta3.png |right|frameless]]  The Battle Toad tawern is a place where weary and battleworn heroes can stop for a while for a drink and good company of other fatigued battle-scarred heroes. It is also the only tawern in all Godwille to have a toad in kimono behind a bar. The amphibian bartender is said to never drop glass from his paw, be it full or empty...   == Famous patrons ==Amongst drinkers, common chooligans and wandering riffraffs there seems to be a few disomaniacs that could be considered this humble abodes' patrons.   Most notable would be well-known ''Shura'Tsunade-hime''', who downs sake like it's water and can mix drinks like no one's business. In one horrific instance of bet for Best Drunkard Ever™ she drinked every drink available and not only didn't lose her stomach contents but also she demanded sake discount for hold the rest of that night to current drinking championship at the terrified awe of onlookers. Also hegemony in drinking beer belongs to another women, heroine '''MisatoBattle Toad''' and her friend '''Shuras'''bar. Their uncanny ability to empty any and all cans left before them and the still kick asses is a sign sight to behold. The best tipping off customer (and thus the most liked by bartender) is however '''Kyoraku-san'''. There is ongoing debate and still growing bet between other patrons, whatever this drinking fellow is a hero, a stray god or something else entirely. No one had guts to ask outright yet, because if they spooked the guy off, the wrath of Battle Toad would be grat and many lives would be lost to raging toad inferno. [[File: FrogmemebyNobodyIsPerfectButMe.jpg ||120px| left|frame]]    ''''' A history of significant dates, such as fires, floods, and barfights''''' is as long as toad tongue and tawern staff don't have patience to list it off, but would like to note that barfights are good for lure heroes and heroines inside for good fight so they were promptly written into entertainment repertoire
The best-tipping customer (and thus the bartender's favorite) is '''Kyoraku-san'''. There is ongoing debate and wagering between other patrons as to whether this fellow is a hero, a stray god, or something else entirely. No one has asked outright, yet, because if anyone spooked the guy, the wrath of the [[Battle Toad]] would be great and many lives would be lost.
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The history of significant dates, such as fires, floods, and barfights is as long as a toad's tongue and tavern staff don't have the patience to list it, but would like to note that barfights are good for luring heroes and heroines inside. They are a permanent part of the entertainment repertoire
=== Amphibian Bartender ===
The creature behind the bar is no other than a real [[Battle Toad]]. When the monster's heroine retired, she thought she would open a bar so there would always be beer to drink. The canny creature saw the laziness of its master and decided that having heroine as tavern owner was bad for business. The heroine was never seen again, and her name forgotten in tavern history.
The creature behind ==Menu==Creating a bar menu is no other than real [[Battle Toad]]. When the monsters' heroine retired, she throught she would open a bar so there will always be beer in her life. Cunning creature seen laziness of it's master and her negligence towards tawern and decided that having heroine as property owner is bad for business. Heroine was never seen again and her name forgotten on the pages of tawern history...tricky thing when:
* ''{{1st}}'': You are a toad.
* ''{{2nd}}'': Your customers are a bunch of tasteless <s>ninja</s> <s>samurai</s> heroes who wouldn't see a snack if it landed on their noses.
* ''{{3rd}}'': Apparently, human customers don't eat flies.
 == Menu ==Creating menu is a tricky thing when: ''1st''. You are glorified frog, ''2nd''. Your customers are a bunch of tasteless <s>ninja</s> heroes who wouldn't see a snack if it landed on their nose, ''3rd''. Apperenty people don't eat flies. Waddling Wading through these initial difficulties, tawern tavern staff managed to cobble together a list of roughly edible list of snacks and dishes available for customers.[[File: Kanagawa.jpg ‎|120px|‎|frame| Odawara Kamaboko is customary ate customarily eaten to celebrate new begginingbeginings, which for heroes is an annual a regular event, what with all this dying and resurrections..resurrection. ]]'''{{spacer}}===Snacks'''===* Amazake <ref> A traditional sweet, low-alcohol Japanese drink made from fermented rice. Can be used as a dessert, snack, natural sweetening agent, ''baby food,'', salad dressing , or smoothie.</ref>
* Breadsticks
* Pocky <ref>Once, there was an accident with breadsticks and chocolate fondue that changed the history of snacking ''forever.''</ref> * Dango <ref>Three sweet rice dumplings on a stick. Because everything tastes better on a stick.</ref>* Arare <ref>smallSmall, roundish round crackers made with glutinous rice and flavored with soy sauce. Heroes will eat anything that is mixed with peanuts at a bar and has peanuts inside.</ref> * Odawara Kamaboko Fish Cakes <ref> is These are made from finely of minced and steamed fish paste . </ref>* Gane: Sweet Potato Tempura <ref> glorified Glorified french fries.</ref>
* Akumaki: Bamboo-wrapped Rice Cake
* Anmitsu dessert with things <ref>may May contain flavorings such as anko (red bean meshmash), agar jelly, mochi(rice cakes), fruits , and/or boiled peas.</ref> and ice cream * Konpeito sugar stars Sugar Stars<ref> known Known monster enthusiast Hayao Miyazaki captured previously unknown encounter of shows ash monsters with this sweet treat in his famous documentary movie "Spirited awayAway."</ref>  
* Yokohama Gyu-nabe Beef Hot Pot
* Takomeshi: Steamed Octopus with Rice
* Shirokoro Horumon: Grilled Pork Offal <ref> ''Only nowLImited-Time Offer! Discount in celebration of getting rid of near the nearby [[Boartender]] competition!'' </ref>* Nikuman: steamed buns Steamed Buns filled with pork Pork<ref>Hah! Take that, [[Boartender]]!</ref>
* Yokosuka Kaigun Kare Curry
* Goto Udon<ref>liked Enjoyed by heroines for it's its faint aroma of camellia flower .</ref>
== Signature Drinks ==
The '''Battle Toad''' tavern is known for the restorative properties of its beverages. They not only soothe a beaten hero's pride, but also treat bruises and cuts.
 The Battle Toad tawern is known for restoring propertien of their beverages. They can not only smoothe beaten hero's pride but also treat their bruises and cuts.  The not-so-secret secret to this phenomenum phenomenon is that between strong alcoholic drinks are hidden the waitstaff serves drinkable healing artifacts, heroes . [[File:Sake.jpg|right|frameless|]]Heroes just can't seem to remember their names as they are sneakily added to the tab of unsuspecting drinker at barpatrons. [[File:Aojiru.jpg |right|frameless]]Sure , they let heroes get back to their heroic deeds much quicker , but toads are not THAT altruistic... == Signature Drinks == [[File:Sake.jpg|right|frameless| Sake]]
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[[File:Aojiru.jpg |right|frameless]]Artifacts restore heroes ' health , thus making them soberer and allowing for greater consumption of beer. And the bill is getting gets bigger and bigger...  {{clear|left}}===Legit alcoholLiquors===* Sake <ref> fermented Fermented from rice, . 15-18% alcohol.</ref> * Shōchū <ref>distilled Distilled from sweet potato (imo), barley (mugi), rice (kome) , and other ingredients, . 25-30% alcohol (up to 45% on a good , illegal day).</ref>* Awamori <ref>alcohol distilled Distilled from long -grain indica rice.</ref>
===Beers&lagiersLagers===* Happoshu <ref>low Low-malt beer.</ref>
* [[Bottle of domesticated beer]]
* [[Can of ambrosia]] lagierlager
===Yummy mysterious but Mysterious brews===* Momoshu<ref>peach Peach liquor</ref> with sparkling mineral water and ice * Tropical punchPunch* Yuzushu <ref>citrus liquor made when Yuzu citrus is steeped in junmai sake .</ref>Citrus Refreshment* Aojiru <ref> muahahaMuahaha, it's not alcohol! 'Tis but “green soup” made from kale!</ref> Delight
* Unlimited [[potential energy bar]]
* [[Essence of awesomeness]] because : Because You Are Worth It* Yummy Yakult <ref> because itIt's never too late to try some probiotic drinksprobiotics.</ref>* [[Iodine solution]] cider Cider<ref> it It could be beer, it could be wine... who knows?</ref>* Chuhai Cocktail<ref>Shōchū mixed with soda.</ref>* Umeshu Pulm Plum Wine <ref>when When you accidentally drop sugared plum in your perfectly good Shōchū.</ref>* Pocari Sweat <ref>restores the Restores electrolytes. That's all you need want to know.</ref>* Hoppy <ref>a nonBeer-alcoholic, beer flavoured beverage, usually added with Shōchū, seriously, Kami-sama, why everything gets mixed with Shōchū; Genma-san, you are fired! ...Whatever. Studies suggest that hoppy Hoppy might help recover with recovery from seasonal sickness depression and respiratory problems illnesses like pneumonia and bronchitis, just leave it . Stocked next to Iodine solution cider, Genma-baka.</ref> Happy Juice***''Following pictures despict by order: sake, happoshu & aojiru --->''
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