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| image = mirror.jpg | description = slighty Slighty-overweight good kitty . <ref> as seen in renaissance Renaissance painting "Fat Cat with a Mirror" by Titian </ref>| latin = Catus Fatusfatus| class = felineFeline| habitat = on On your lap .
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 {{spacer}}The '''Fat Cat''' (''Catus Fatusfatus'') isn't really a monster. Just a cat. That is fat. Honestly, why heroes and heroines cannot overcome them...  
== History ==
[[File: Egiptcat.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Ancient Egyptian papyrus showing time, when Fat Cat werenThe history of ''Catus fatus''t totally unhelpfull yet. ]][[File: Emperor2.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Fat Cat starts in company of his faithful minion Napoleon Bonaparte <ref> Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, "Napoleon I as the Imperial Throne for the Cat" </ref>]][[File: Snack.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|This fearsome weight is not a coincidence <ref>Frans Hals, "Merrymakers at Shrovetide" </ref>]][[File: Evolved.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Fully evolved Fat Cat]]History of Catus Fatus reaches the most ancient times. They accompanied humanity as long as there were mices mice in granaries and sweet cream to steal. They were often seen in company of kings, emperors, and even [[Gods]].
In Early Egypth times, [[File: Egiptcat.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Ancient Egoptian papyrus showing a time when there Fat Cats weren't known as fat totally unhelpfull yet, the people of Great River started to worship them and shower them with adoration, luxuries and tasty treats. From snack to snack, and Catus Fatus came to be as we now know them. ]]
In ancient Greece they were often invited to wild orgies where they served [[Egopolis|Early Egoptian]] times, when the cats weren't known as puffy pillows for unconciencious drunkards. There is rumour that "fat," yet, the most favoured tiger skin cushion people of Dionysus <ref> well known Great River started to worship them and shower them with adoration, luxuries, and tasty treats. From snack to snack, and '''Fat Cats''' came to any hero be as god of uncontrolled partying </ref> was in fact a very much alive but lazy Fat Catwe now know them.
In later ages, after falls of empires[[File: Snack.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|This fearsome weight is not a coincidence.<ref>Frans Hals, "Merrymakers at Shrovetide."</ref>]][[File: Evolved.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Fully-evolved Fat Cats tried to find suitable company to grace with their presence and were unsuprisingly glad for hedonism, decadency and dandyismCat.]]
In [[Herolympus|Ancient Grease]], they were often invited to wild orgies, where they served as puffy pillows for unconscious<ref>And unconscientious.</ref> drunkards. There is a rumour that the most favoured tiger skin cushion of Dionysus <ref>Well-known to any hero as god of uncontrolled partying.</ref> was in fact a very much alive, but lazy, Fat Cat.
== [[File: Emperor2.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Fat Cat vsin company of his faithful minion, Napoleon Bonaparte.<ref>Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, "Napoleon I as the Imperial Throne for the Cat. heroes =="</ref>]]
* How to recognize this monsterMassive gargantuan purring machine In later ages, after the fall of smashing destructions. It doesn't know it's own strenght. Or weight. the empires, Fat Cat has a habit of sitting on hero lap Cats tried to find suitable company to be pet grace with their presence and accidentally crushing them to deathwere unsuprisingly glad for hedonism, decadency, and dandyism.
* Tips for battling this monster== Fat Cat vs. Heroes ==Good tactic ===How to defeat Recognize this monster Monster:===It is a massive, gargantuan, purring machine of smashing destruction. It doesn't know its own strength. Or weight. '''Fat Cat''' has a habit of sitting on heroic laps to lure it near steep slope be patted and give it a little nudgeaccidentally crushing the captive to death.
* ===Other distinguishing featuresDistinguishing Features:===Comes in all colors and , but one shape. Round: round.
===Tips for Battling this Monster:===
A good tactic to defeat this monster is to lure it near steep slope and give it a little nudge.
== Attributes ==
 
=== Strengths ===
* their luxurious Their luxuriously soft fur can distract even the most hardened {{heroor heroine}}.* very Very resilient.* cannot [[Strike an immovable object with an unstoppable force|Cannot be moved.]]* too selfish Too self-absorbed to care.
=== Weaknesses ===
* catnip Catnip pie.* that That last piece of pizzapie.* actually Actually, any pie.* skratches Scratches behind ears.* a A bundle of yarn. * ROLLING.
== References ==
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