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Fat Cat

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| image = <!-- An image filename (e.g. Example_picture_name mirror.jpg). If the filename doesn't exist, this gives you a link to upload it. -->| description = slighty Slighty-overweight good kitty. <ref> Renaissance painting "Fat Cat with a Mirror" by Titian </ref>| latin = Catus Fatusfatus| class = felineFeline| habitat = on On your lap .
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== History ==The '''Fat Cat''' (history of ''Catus Fatus'fatus') isn't really a monsterstarts in the most ancient times. Just a catThey accompanied humanity as long as there were mice in granaries and sweet cream to steal. That is fat. HonestlyThey were often seen in company of kings, emperors, why heroes and heroines cannot overcome them..even [[Gods]].
[[File: Egiptcat.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Ancient Egoptian papyrus showing a time when Fat Cats weren't totally unhelpfull yet.]]
In [[Egopolis|Early Egoptian]] times, when the cats weren't known as "fat," yet, the people of Great River started to worship them and shower them with adoration, luxuries, and tasty treats. From snack to snack, and '''Fat Cats''' came to be as we now know them.
== History[[File: Snack.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|This fearsome weight is not a coincidence.<ref>Frans Hals, Life cycle"Merrymakers at Shrovetide."</ref>]][[File: Evolved.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Fully-evolved Fat Cat. ==]]
In [[Herolympus|Ancient Grease]], they were often invited to wild orgies, where they served as puffy pillows for unconscious<ref>And unconscientious.</ref> drunkards. There is a rumour that the most favoured tiger skin cushion of Dionysus <ref>Well-known to any hero as god of uncontrolled partying.</ref> was in fact a very much alive, but lazy, Fat Cat.
[[File: Emperor2.jpg ‎|120px‎|frame|Fat Cat in company of his faithful minion, Napoleon Bonaparte.<ref>Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, "Napoleon I as the Imperial Throne for the Cat."</ref>]]
* How to recognize this monsterMassive gargantuan purring machine In later ages, after the fall of smashing destructions. It doesn't know it's own strenght. Or weight. the empires, Fat Cat has a habit of sitting on hero lap Cats tried to find suitable company to be pet grace with their presence and accidentally crushing them to death. * Tips were unsuprisingly glad for battling this monsterGood tactic to defeat this monster is to lure it near steep slope and give it a little nudge. * Other distinguishing featuresComes in all colors hedonism, decadency, and one shape. Rounddandyism.
== Fat Cat vs. Heroes ==
===How to Recognize this Monster:===
It is a massive, gargantuan, purring machine of smashing destruction. It doesn't know its own strength. Or weight. '''Fat Cat''' has a habit of sitting on heroic laps to be patted and accidentally crushing the captive to death.
===Other Distinguishing Features:===
Comes in all colors, but one shape: round.
===Tips for Battling this Monster:===
A good tactic to defeat this monster is to lure it near steep slope and give it a little nudge.
== Attributes ==
=== Strengths ===
* very Their luxuriously soft fur can distract even the most hardened {{hero or heroine}}.* Very resilient.* cannot [[Strike an immovable object with an unstoppable force|Cannot be moved.]]* too selfish Too self-absorbed to care.
=== Weaknesses ===
* catnip Catnip pie.* that That last piece of pizzapie.* actually Actually, any pie.* Scratches behind ears.* A bundle of yarn. * ROLLING. == References == <references/>
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