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Furious and unemployed, the Afterlifeguard Union quickly gathered to discuss alternative means of employment. After much debate, finger pointing, and temper tantrums it was decided that taking on the roll of [[dungeon]] [[boss-monster]] would be the most profitable, and would have the added benefit of allowing them to take out their frustration on unsuspecting heroes.
'''== Attributes == === Strengths'''===
* Has body modification for two internal floatation devices
* Can hold its breath for a very long time
* Keen eyesight is assisted with binoculars
'''=== Weaknesses'''===
* Skin is extremely weak from constant sunburn
* Very susceptible to weggies

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