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'''Monster:''' '''Dirt Devil''' (''Dæmonium terra'')
The '''Dirt Devil''' is evil incarnate spawned from the ground itself. It rises out of the ground to engulf you in a whirlwind of teeth, claws and ... well, dirt. Hence the name dirt devil.
* Big nasty teeth. Very big. Very nasty.
* Furious speed
* Bewildering fight patterns
* Prone to lock-jaw when going for the really big bite
* Suffers fits of debilitating sneezes due to the nature of its origins
* One of our more foolhardy Field Workers decided to poke a Dirt Devil with a stick to see for himself what those big teeth really looked like...