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| description = fearsome Fearsome, beersome warrior.| latin = Beruseruku bersërkr <!-- a Latin-style species name, if known/made-up -->| class = humanoidHumanoid| habitat = near Near brewhouses and beer stores.| totem = The Cyberfunks
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The '''Beerserker''' is a monster that takes his power from beer. It is said that beer become his god and he doesn't need favour of no one else.
The '''Beerserker''' (''Beruseruku bersërkr'') is a [[monster]] that draws its power from beer. It is said that the beer became its god and it needs the favour of no one else.
== Origins ==
Stories of '''Beerserkers ''' (''Beruseruku bersërkr'') are as old as beer itself. They talk , in tales of [[hero|heroes and heroines]] who forgot about their patron deities in bouts of alcoholic ecstasy, and in whispers of warriors so deprived of alcohol during their AA meetings that at the barest mentions of beer brewers wchih devotion run do deep they denounced all gods except Beergo into uncontrollable rage.
The most well-documented story tells of a beer brewer whose devotion to beer ran so deep that he denounced all gods except Beer. In punishment, the god of parties, Dionysus, drove the brewer from his [[tavern|brewhouses]] and forbade him to make his own beer. This lost brewer couldn't take separation from his beloved distillation, so he swore vengance upon Dionysus and all who drink beer. He became the first beer-seeking warrior whose only ambition was to rob beer-drinkers of their liquid estates.
== How to recognize Recognize this monster [[Monster]] ==When hero see a big tubby warrior barreling towards them with empty beer pitcher and expression of greed and rage on his face, the answer is only one[[File: Beerhorn.jpg‎|100px‎|frame|Beerserker. replenishing his beer-belly]]
Beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable. It appears as rather docile, if big in stature, horned When a {{hero or heroine}} sees a tubby warrior who will follow hero barreling towards {{him or her}} with hopefull an empty tankard and an expression. But do not be fooled by itof greed and rage on its face, there is only one answer: ''s placidness! It's a tactic that leds lost Beerserker to the nearest tawern and lets them regain their power!'''.
They often posses [[File: Beerdelivery.jpg |70px‎|frame|Wiser Beerserkers never leave home without a tun of beer.]] The beerless Beerserker is almost unrecognizable, in contrast. It appears as a traditional beerserking garb: horned helmetrather docile, mugs for aleif large in stature, sometimes hop necklacehorned warrior who follows {{hero or heroine} with a hopeful expression.But do not be fooled by its placidness! This tactic leads a lost Beerserker to the nearest tavern and lets it regain its power!
* ===Other distinguishing featuresDistinguishing Features:===The horns on it's * Beerserkers often don traditional beerserking garb, consisting of a horned helmet can be unscrewed , mugs for ale, and contains emergency beersometimes a hop necklace.
* The horns on a Beerserker's helmet can be unscrewed and contain emergency beer.
== Tips for battling this Battling Stray Beerserkers ==there There are two techniques that work against a Beerserker: first, hero has to relinquish all his beer possesions, so Beerserker leaves them alone. All beer conesers agree that smell of even poor quality beer is better than old faint beer scent heroes exclude. As heroes never use this one, there is: second, fight to the last drop of beer. Heroes protective of their beer can be vicious and have usually 50% survival rate.
* The first method requires the {{hero or heroine}} to relinquish all {{his or her}} beer possessions, so Beerserker is busy drinking and leaves {{him or her}} alone. All beer connoisseurs agree that the flavour of even bad beer is better than the old, faint beer scent that heroes and heroines exude.
As heroes and heroines never use first method:
* The second method requires the {{hero or heroine}} to fight to the last drop of beer. {{a or b|Heroes|Heroines}} protective of their beer can be vicious, and usually have a 50% survival rate.
== Attributes ==
=== Strengths ===
* when smells When smelling fresh beer , goes into uncontrollable rage.* ingesting Ingestion of beer gives him strenght each the strength of ten beer kegs barreling towards you the {{hero or heroine}} at high speed.* May become a [[Boozerker]] upon death.
=== Weaknesses ===
* watered Watered down beersimilarly dilutes the Beerserker's strength.* growing Growing immunity to beer 's effects due to exposure.* when When in a rage can , may spill beer and cry over it.
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