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Tire Iron Lion

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The '''Tire Iron Lion''' (''Vectis leo'') is a [[monster]]. He was once known to be the most skilled mechanic in all the land, but walked away from that life to become a deadly assassin. His preferred weapon is a tire iron. Soon after a kill, the Tire Iron Lion will eat the flesh of his victim and sometimes drink a beer or two. The Tire Iron Lion is easily poisoned by small bits of hero-flesh soaked in axle grease. He cannot say no to this tasty treat and calls it "yummy" despite the poisonous effect.
'''==Attributes=====Strengths'''===
* Excellent knowledge of physics; especially levers
* Can remove many tough nuts
* Makes a horrible cloud of smoke when burned
'''===Weaknesses'''===
* Must be re-inflated every 3000 miles
* Easily distracted by string
* Sleeps almost all day
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