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=Memorable diary entries by Pro Tagonist=
Since level 18
==Level 26==
===6/30/2011===
* 20:51: An old mage asked me to look for a new quest. Well, that shouldn't be too hard.
* 20:51: After praying, the priest told me that everything is the will of the goddess, but he didn't specify which one exactly.
* 20:47: A bottle of vodka, a bear in fur hat, a balalaika, oh my... What a strange dream that was!
* 20:16: I have successfully completed my quest to 'find out how many pecks of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked', yet nothing has happened.
* 06:31: An old sage from the ivory tower asked me to find out how many pecks of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. I hope that the reward for this will be good.
* 5:50 Quest Paint the grass on this side greener than the other side (completed) (100%)
===6/29/2011===
* 17:46: I met a suspicious stranger in the tavern. He mumbled something about a secret religious organization that needed a brave hero who could paint the grass on this side greener than the other side. Here I am!
* Running away from an angry mob...
* 16:57: Somehow I've managed to find out how many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go on a shopping spree.
* ''Sometime recently, Oy developed a scary personality''
===6/28/2011===
* 22:26: Fighting the Sarcastic Samurai is the closest I've been to anyone since my last relationship. So alone.
* 20:32: An old mage asked me to find out how many roads must a man walk down before he admits he is lost. Well, that shouldn't be too hard.
* 19:51: Quest to 'follow the sun to see where it sleeps at night' is completed! Got a pot of gold. Let's go on a shopping spree!
* 18:17: Wondering how many pages of my diary I've wasted writing down useless sentences like this one.
* 11:14: Hopkinton Rhubarb Iii suddenly rushed past me, finished off the Quantum-Leap Frog, gave me a jaunty wave and disappeared into the woods. I'd better make more friends, it seems they can come in handy sometimes.
* 08:17: An old sage from the ivory tower asked me to follow the sun to see where it sleeps at night. I hope that the reward for this will be good.
* 07:43: Somehow I've managed to band the wing of a random fallen beast. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go on a shopping spree.
* 07:43: Judging by the number of rings on the poor creature other heroes have received this task too...
===6/27/2011===
* 22:03: Sang an ancient song of my people. By the way, Almighty, who are my people? Do I belong to some specific ethnic group or race?
* 17:55: Smiting monsters while sniffing a bunch of wildflowers... Damn I'm good!
* 17:28: An old sage from the ivory tower asked me to band the wing of a random fallen beast. I hope that the reward for this will be good.
* 16:54: Hope that I won't have to boldly go where thousands have gone before again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
* 16:54: I have boldly gone where thousands have gone before! Wow, there's a bar here!
* 07:05: A suspicious stranger told me that if I boldly go where thousands have gone before, I'll probably get a nice reward, but I have a bad feeling about this...
* Quest #130: Become the 251st member of the guild "diversity" (cancelled)
* 06:56: Screw this quest. If you didn't try, can you really say you failed?
* 06:56: I ate a fortune cookie and the note inside said: 'Stop your quest.'
* 06:56: Walked into a bar... That's going to leave a bruise.
* 06:55: Seriously, Almighty? You expect me to get up and quest with a hangover like this?
* 06:55: A mysterious voice whispered gently in my ear: 'Cancel that quest.'
* Quest #130: Become the 251st member of the guild "diversity" (0%)
===6/26/2011===
* 15:40: Hooray! I've reached level 26!
==Level 25==
===6/26/2011===
* 13:24: I met a suspicious stranger in the tavern. He mumbled something about a secret religious organization that needed a brave hero who could provide the princess with a good night's sleep. Here I am!
* 12:39: Hope that I won't have to find out who comes up with the quests again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
* 09:10: Hmm, Oy the dust bunny... What a strange combination. Maybe I should have called him Trojan Horse?
* 09:03: "Oy the dust bunny" sounds distinguished, doesn't it? My Lady, do you like my pet?
===6/25/2011===
* 11:54: Stopped to feed and groom my pet. Oy purred excitedly in anticipation of causing property damage.
* 11:35: The Ideabox Rejector was gloriously dismembered! Sorting through its remains, I found the last drop of humanity. It will need a good wash before I can sell it.
* 09:50: An old mage asked me to watch the grass grow. Well, that shouldn't be too hard.
* 09:20: Somehow I've managed to find and use the oldest trick in the book. Found a chest full of money. Gonna drink heavily.
* 08:43: 'To be or not to be' is a silly question. I get 'to be' by making everything else 'not... to be'. It sounded better in my head before I wrote it down. You know what, Great One, just ignore this entry.
===6/24/2011===
* 17:14: Notes from the battlefield: Charli3 is defeated. Pro Tagonist got 666 coins. Pro Tagonist put an unwanted poster, an "Amazing Anatomy" book, a silence-o-meter, a slapstick, a panic button and a lock of Charli3's hair into her bag.
* 17:58: Notes from the battlefield: Pro Tagonist and Charli3 failed to disperse on the forest path and engaged in mortal combat!
* 17:56: Went looking for trouble. No luck so far.
* 14:47: Found a new quest written on the billboard near the town hall: find and use the oldest trick in the book.
* 14:08: Somehow I've managed to find a snow angel with no footprints around it. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go on a shopping spree.
===6/23/2011===
* 12:45: I feel like Oy is trying to tell me something. What exactly could it be?
* 11:54: Smiting monsters while reading the Godville Times... Damn I am good!
===6/22/2011===
* 22:49: I have successfully completed my quest to 'discover what actually killed the cat', yet nothing has happened.
* 22:42: The Whatchamacallit was eliminated. Found a thingamajig.
* 21:43: Suddenly felt like I had to make use of the box with a question mark. Shook it as hard as I could and out came a new, shiny golden brick!
* 21:21: Suddenly felt an urge to open the deus ex machina. There was nothing inside, but I managed to get 2213 experience points in the process.
* 18:12: Tried to rest on a bed of roses. Ouch...
* 12:22: Somehow I've managed to find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb. Found a chest full of money. Gonna go on a shopping spree.
* 09:06: Ran into a dead end. That really hurt.
* 09:03: Words of wisdom: never scratch your nose while holding a weapon.
===6/21/2011===
* 22:15: An old sage from the ivory tower asked me to find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb. I hope that the reward for this will be good.
* 09:02: Found a new quest written on the billboard near the town hall: discover the secret ingredient.
* 08:10: Quest to 'map the dark side of the moon' was a triumph! I'm making a note here: huge success. Got a golden brick.
* 08:10: Just as I finished, an army of armed green men surrounded me and forced me to give them the map.
===6/20/2011===
* 21:25: It turns out that a dust bunny sure can come in handy! Who knew that I could polish my armor by rubbing it on his coat?
* 19:54: Words of wisdom: never scratch your nose while holding a weapon.
* 17:19: The local sheriff asked me to map the dark side of the moon. I don't want to go to jail, so I'd better do it.
* 16:47: Quest to 'train a crouching tiger to find the hidden dragon' was a triumph! I'm making a note here: huge success. Got a golden brick.
* 07:55: Hooray! I've reached level 25!
==Level 24==
===6/19/2011===
* 22:01: Walked across a pond. Wait... what just happened?
* 21:55: I've managed to find the missing piece of the puzzle. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!
* 21:55: Eww, the dog ate it!
* ''Oy now has a skittish personality''
===6/18/2011===
* 20:42: Saw an arrow and wondered why it was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
* 18:32: A wandering monk saw my pet and said something about training, carrots and sticks... When Oy beat him with a stick, the monk treated me with a carrot. We shared some buns with him. I have to say, monks are odd fellows.
* 17:50: A suspicious stranger told me that if I slam the revolving door, I'll get a nice reward, probably. I have a bad feeling about this...
* 17:21: Hope that I won't have to sew a stitch in time again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
* 10:02: Came across a board game in the forest that was playing itself. Felt an eerie sense of compassion for it.
* 09:55: Helped a wandering yogi untangle his feet from behind his neck.
* 09:45: Taught my pet to perform some simple tricks. It seems that Oy has already mastered the "Stare blankly ahead" command.
* 04:30: An old mage asked me to sew a stitch in time. Well, that shouldn't be too hard.
===6/17/2011===
* 22:16: Practiced falling down to get myself ready for the next battle.
* 20:57: Ate. Prayed. Killed something.
* 19:10: The local sheriff asked me to come up with a better catch phrase. I don't want to go to jail, so I'd better do it.
* 06:13: A cute little girl wearing a nekomimi asked me to see if the pen really is mightier than the sword. It's a bit weird, but why not embark upon this quest?
* 05:28: Quest to 'fill in a black hole' is completed! Got a pot of gold. Let's go on a shopping spree!
 
===6/16/2011===
* 21:11: Searched for memory lane, but couldn't remember the directions.
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