Remove broken file link, unnecessary manual categorization
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| habitat = Forests, and the backs of cupboards
The D'orc Onium Museum realized the terrible burden that had been placed upon them and "lost" the Orc of the Covenant in a poker bet with the Department of C'orc Bottles. They were not amused. Feeling he had no other option, to save face and reputation, the minister for C'orc Bottles drove his cart into a minefield and the Orc of the Covenant was distributed evenly over the land of Godville for all to find.