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Dreaded Gazebo

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{{Monster | pet= yes |image=Dreaded Gazebo.jpg |class=Building | latin = Gazebo metuendaque |habitat=Gardens and parks |description=Inanimate structure/Psychological construct | levels = 70-91? | rattle = ''I am Awakened'' |feature = Unknown | wanted = Day [ 2760]}}
The '''Dreaded Gazebo''' (''Gazebo metuendaque'') is unassuming but deadly.
'''''==You've awakened the Gazebo...'''''==
The Dreaded Gazebo haunts gardens and other well pruned areas. It loves silently existing in beautiful gardens with fancy cobbled paths leading to it. Especially attracted to fruit trees, the Dreaded Gazebo will spend many hours sitting among blossoming flowers and fallen, rotting fruit. It doesn't do much else. After all, it is a Gazebo, Eric. However, due to immense misunderstanding (stupidity for heroes), the poor, inanimate Gazebo has taken on a much more sinister form.
While in actuality, based on extensive research, this creature is in reality very docile. Because it's a Gazebo, no matter what Eric first thought. It loves to sit in its own private garden, the most famous being so fabulous it was entered into mythology as Persephone's Garden. To protect this garden when the Dreaded Gazebo is not around, (which it always is because it's a Gazebo) the monster plants Jupiter Fly Traps, which are much larger than Venus Fly Traps, to eat unaware heroes. Or possibly just the owners do, to protect their gardens being trampled by heroes hellbent on "killing that vicious Gazebo over yonder". No I swear, it's alive!
Despite their inanimate properties, Dreaded Gazebos often get lonely and will try to kidnap a hero, because a Gazebo is not a Gazebo until someone is sitting in it, admiring the view. Heroes, thinking the Gazebo is a powerful monster, will often accept the strange offer, and attempt to ride them across Godville. Several skeletons have been found in Dreaded Gazebos because heroes have starved to death waiting for their pet to reach Herolympus. However, they never do. Why? Because... It's a Gazebo. This has probably accentuated the rumors and fear of Gazebo kind, when a fretful hero sees several skeletons sitting in a within, victims of Dreaded Gazebo which never actually moved-pooling. "Are we there yet?"
But the legacy never fades, and Dreaded Gazebos retain their horrifying reputations as devourers of herokind. Perhaps, someday, heroes and Gazebos can live in peace without the killing, kidnapping, and starving, but until that day... '''Beware the Dreaded Gazebo'''.
''And we blame you Eric''.
'''== Attributes == === Strengths:'''===
* It's a Gazebo...
* Immune to +3 arrows (even a +10 arrow)
* Once engaged, it cannot be escaped
'''=== Weaknesses:'''===
* It's a Gazebo...
* Susceptible to crazy singing lumberjacks and termite infestations
* Entropy (just wait fifty years, it may rot)
[[File:Gazebo Follows.jpg|250pxframeless|center]]The Gazebo is watching...  [[Category:Monsters]][[Category:Pets]]{{navbox pets}}

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