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* 22:01: Ran into Hopkinton Rhubarb III. He distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me time for a quick prayer.
* 22:01: I met a suspicious stranger in the tavern. He mumbled something about a secret religious organization that needed a brave hero who could find the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. Here I am!
* ''[Something compelled me to assume this quest: Become the 222nd member of the guild "seven winds home"]''
* ''[Fortunately, OhMG was on the ball and stopped me in time...]''
** 21:45: Screw this quest. If you didn't try, can you really say you failed?
** 21:44: I ate a fortune cookie and the note inside said: 'Stop your quest! Cancel your quest!'
** 21:44: Did someone just say, 'Cancel that quest!', to me or not? Either way, I don't care.
** 21:43: A voice from the skies thundered: 'Stop your quest! Cancel your quest!' Nice.
** 21:42: I suddenly heard a thunderous voice in my head: 'Stop! Stop! Stop!' That was stunning.
** 21:42: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it's a dragon... A big dragon... A big, hungry looking dragon... I'll just run away now.
** 21:41: They say that the rule is quest tomorrow and quest yesterday, but never quest today.
** 21:41: A voice from the skies shouted: 'Cancel questing at once!' Funny.
** 21:41: Seriously, Almighty? You expect me to get up and quest with a hangover like this?
** 21:41: I just heard a voice in my head say: 'Cancel that quest!' My goddess, is that you or am I going crazy?
** 21:38: Wanted to see time fly, so I threw a clock. Nothing happened.
* 21:32: I woke up in a cold sweat. Had a nightmare that my life was someone else's game...
* 20:52: Hope that I won't have to teach a pig to fly again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick!
* 11:02: Searched through the pockets of my suddenly uncomfortable clothes and discovered a constant variable, a rung off the career ladder, and an inquisitor's starter kit under my armor. I have no idea how these things got here, but I'm sure they will come in handy.
* 11:02: The earth shook, the wind whistled in my ears, I spun and landed in the center of the arena... My Goddess, I know what you mean! Hey, greenhorns, wanna fight?
* 18:42: Hmm, Sneezy the rocky raccoon... What a strange combination. Maybe I should have called him Kelsun?

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