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Bureau-Cat

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| class = Animal
| description = Highly organized feline
| habitat = Fields and office buildings
| image = business_cat.jpeg
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The Bureau-cat (Felis Bureau-catus) is a [[monster]] that is obsessed with order and paperwork. During combat, a Bureau-cat will often pause to ''cat''alog (a common joke used by the Felis Bureau-catus) the fight and their opponent. This makes escape and attacks simple if timed correctly.


== Attributes ==
'''Strengths:'''
Highly organized- will remember and take notes on an opponent's attack style and reasonable counter-attacks
Cute and fluffy- the Felis Bureau-catus' physical appearance may inhibit combat in more emotional foes

'''Weaknesses:'''
Weighed by paperwork- the Bureau-cat will often stop combat to organize
Subject to review- all Bureau-cats must be double checked by their peers, often making any action incredibly slow to be authorized
Distraction- any string, yarn, catnip, etc. will serve well to distract the Felis Bureau-catus
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