→Why Should You Join Us?
* Joining The Guild isn't bad for you health
**On the other hand, joining ''The Guild'' isn't good for your health either.
* Instead of wasting your time on boring and pointless things, think of how much more productive you can be by wasting your time on non-boring, pointless things!
** ''The Guild'' is never boring, only pointless!
* You can
proudly wear your, not-yet-decided, ' 'The Guild'' colours with pride!
== Allies and Enemies ==