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In the end, RussleJimJams had been the one to fatefully cause the demise of the king. Though RussleJimJams is a fairly kind and benevolent god, he occasionally gets restless. The war between the two nations was incited by RussleJimJams' as a small part of The Great Rustling. Before Edwards betrayed his country of Quakan, RussleJimJams wreaked havoc on the neighboring country of Plalet. RussleJimJams, like his hero [[Satirus]], loves beer and good beer is cold beer. RussleJimJams left a lot of his beer in Plalet since he was going on vacation, so he turned the temperature down. By the time he got back, entire towns had starved because it was too cold for crops to grow. Since the people were distraught over the famine and losing faith in RussleJimJams, he decided that they needed to take their food from somewhere else. The easiest somewhere else was Glendale, so RussleJimJams got to work. He searched high and low for a way to get the riches of Glendale to the people of Plalet. Most traders wouldn't go to Plalet because the icy roads were treacherous and the people there had no notable goods to trade for. Eventually, RussleJimJams decided that if the people wanted food, they'd have to take it. In the king's court, RussleJimJams found Edwards, an unremarkable royal boy with an itch to prove his worth. He persuaded Edwards that by helping the Plalets invade Glendale, that he'd earn himself a glorious name among the people for reclaiming the city of Glendale from the foreign invaders. After the city of Glendale had been sacked, the Plalets' hunger drove them further. They drove into the town of Willowbend as well, this time killing many who refused to run away. Alas, the time came for RussleJimJams to turn the tide back against the Plalets. When Willowbend was retaken by Edward's forces, many Plalets saw this as the end of their conquest for food for their families and went home. Those who refused to give up entirely either died or retreated to Glendale. Soon, Glendale fell as well to Edward's forces. The war seemed to be over. After the war, word of Edward's betrayal got out and the people called for blood. In the end, King Alamax fell victim to his own people and prince Edward only days later. Princess Eleanor continued on to give birth to a baby boy, named Phillip, but died shortly after childbirth. The kingdom, distraught with feelings of betrayal, confusion, and hopelessness sunk into a pit of violence and chaos. Phillip was taken in by the baron of Arubature and was declared to become king on his fifteenth birthday. Unfortunately, Phillip fell ill to Typhoid Fever and died when he was seven. After his death, the country was divided and fought fiercely over who would succeed the throne. RussleJimJams, content with the episode of drama and chaos that had ensued, decided it was time to remedy the situation. RussleJimJams crafted the Execution Sword by downloading it from his web browser and declared that whoever should find it would be fit to rule. Since then, RussleJimJams has never returned to Quakan or Plalet and doesn't really care who found the sword.
== Canptain Tapeball ==
[[File:CanptainTapeball.jpg|200px|right|Canptain Tapeball|link=CanptainTapeball]] ''(To do: Description/story about Canptain Tapeball, his origin is real life, his thematic origin, or anything else about him.)'' Before RussleJimJams' presence as one of the gods of Godville, RussleJimJams created a hero of his own on the Astral plane. This hero was a defender of the mind whose purpose was to stave off boredom and inactivity. From the dark lands of the supply cabinet, RussleJimJams sculpted his head using Scotch tape, his body using wire, and his arms from the swag table at a convention. Once his body was constructed, RussleJimJams gave life to Canptain Tapeball by giving him the holiest of beverages, a can of beer. He then used the empty can to fashion a sword and shield. Since his creation, Canptain Tapeball has diligently watched over his creator, staving off boredom as it rears its ugly head. Although Canptain Tapeball has proven himself a worthy defender, the fates fortold of another who would become RussleJimJams' champion and one day go on to fight The Three Teachers. = Satirus = One day, RussleJimJams grew so bored that not even Canptain Tapeball could help. RussleJimJams was so overcome with boredom that he found himself on an entirely new plane, The Great Jungle of Google Play. Wandering the somewhat familiar, but ever changing plane, he searched for a means of distraction and entertainment. He challenged games like 2048, Downhill Racing, and Mega Miner, but all failed to pro e themselves against the formidable boredom. Falling ever depper into the boredom, RussleJimJams continued his search. Eventually, he stumbled upon a button that would download him into Godville. Deciding that it sounded like an escape from boredom, he pressed it. Finding himself in a new plane, he found himself staring down at a dumb little hero worshipping at an altar. He would name this little hero Satirus. == From the Diary == {{diary|text = 10:05 A fierce rustling in my backpack ended with an [[aura of audibility]] appearing around me. }} Jan. 10th, 2017 - The Great Rustling continues!!! {{diary|text = 11:45 An editor from the Godville Times just walked up to me, waved his hands around, and made me glow with an aura of hunting. When did the newspaper start hiring warlocks? }} Jan. 12th, 2017 - My first solved crossword in the daily paper! Woot woot!
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