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{{usergod
| gender = female
| personality = easily bored, easily amused
| heroine = Pro Tagonist
| motto = Like OhMG Totally, Fer Sure!
| guild = Guild by Association
| position = Guild Founder
}}
----Hobbies include crunching data about her heroine and [[Guild by Association]] (which she founded), some of which is shared below:
=Memorable diary entries by Pro TagonistCrunchy Data =Since level 18==Level 20=====5/26/2011===* 22:01: Hmm, Sneezy the rocky raccoon... The name doesn't exactly strike fear into your heart. Maybe I should have called him Lode Runner?* 21:51: I've managed to rub someone the wrong way. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!* 21:39: My Goddess, I prayed and spent 86 gold coins on you... Why don't you pray and spend money on me?* 20:22: Entered a bamboo grove to get some rest and met Hopkinton Rhubarb III there. Drank from a mug to celebrate the lucky meeting and smoked a peace-pipe. Lost track of time.* 19:17: Feeling weak, I used up my flask of living water. But instead of feeling better, I suddenly felt more experienced. I'd better start paying more attention to the labels when I buy this kind of stuff...* 17:05: Very well then, I shall pray to not become prey.* 17:05: Found a floating bottle with a message inside that read 'Sacrifice and pray to me.' Odd, considering I was nowhere near a body of water. Great One, was that you?* “Oh, what an interesting little thing...”* 17:01: Suddenly felt a strong urge to open the deus ex machina. I shouldn't have opened it — there was a note inside saying that 777 points of my experience were achieved by dishonest means and would be confiscated until better times.* 15:48: I almost got killed by a shooting star. Thankfully, it ran out of ammo.* 15:45: Gave a one armed man a hand.* 14:19: A traveling wizard showed me a game that plays itself. What a dumb waste of time.* 14:07: "Sneezy the rocky raccoon" sounds distinguished, doesn't it? My Lady, do you like my pet?* Got thrown in jail for opening a community chest...* 12:19: Felt a burning desire to disassemble the box with a question mark. Found a notarized document inside stating that I've died fewer times than I thought. Splendid.* 12:13: I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.* 08:33: Sneezy cuddled up to my bruise and sighed. Suddenly I felt a little bit better.* 08:18: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and purred. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out an invite to Godville. What a clever pet!* 08:18: By the way, an invite to Godville is a very useful household item. I'm so proud of myself.* 04:56: It is said that pets are like their owners. I'm watching mine and don't want to believe that.* 04:53: I've managed to find the essence of laughter somehow. Found a chest full of money. Gonna drink heavily.===5/25/2011===* 12:56: Quest to 'crush twenty anthills' is completed! Received some experience and a wish for good luck.* 12:56: Such a pity that I've got no magnifying glass - I could have fried some fire ants!* 12:36: Tried to shove the monster out of the healing beam - there must have been some sort of mistake, I was the one who was supposed to get healed!* 11:36: Sneezy snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to crush twenty anthills. Now he is making faces at me. If you think it's so easy, why don't you do it yourself, you silly rocky raccoon?* 09:24: I wish I could write as mysteriously as a cat.* 09:20: Sneezy proudly laid a dead Hemophobic Vampire at my feet, and wagged his tail. I told him that it was nice and all, but I preferred my sacrifices to be paid in gold.* 09:08: Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to the quest I go...* 09:04: During a rest by the wayside, met Hopkinton Rhubarb III and borrowed his diary to read. The writing is so similar... We're obviously soulmates.* 08:54: Took time out from my busy schedule of death and destruction for a spot of knitting.* 08:50: Smacked my head on a sign that read: 'Objects are closer than they appear to be'.* 07:12: Returned to the point of no return in my mission.* 06:45: Prayed in the temple for hours on end. I'm certainly not sparing myself...* 06:41: Oh my Lady, have you ever considered letting me into heaven instead?* 05:58: That does it! Great One, can you make me a tree in my next life?* 03:50: It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Living.* 03:16: Watched sadly as the trousers of impudence rusted.* 03:06: I spent a moment contemplating the meaning of the afterlife.* 03:01: The Adoring Fan was so impressed with my fighting skills that he rewarded me with a golden brick. Posthumously.* 03:00: Eek! Maybe I shouldn't stop in the middle of a fight to write diary entries.* 02:51: Sneezy came closer and started licking my wounds. Suddenly I felt better, even without any healing mud baths.===5/24/2011===* 21:37: Sneezy was suddenly surrounded by a sparkling glow. Then he began skipping around and humming happily. Hey, I think he just leveled up!* 16:39: I definitely need a day off. Going back to town.* 16:31: Did the hokey pokey and turned myself about... Drat! Now I'm not sure which direction I was going...* 16:31: Found a new quest written on the billboard near the town hall: crush twenty anthills.* 16:26: Awoke with the head of an ogre in my bed... What the heck happened last night?** ''Temple construction:''*** ''16:10: Carefully examining construction materials...''*** ''16:11: Chasing construction workers all over the place and threatening them with a bricklayer's trowel...''*** ''16:12: Carefully examining construction materials...''*** ''16:12: Thinking about how much these bricks cost and crying...''*** ''16:13: Chasing construction workers all over the place and threatening them with a bricklayer's trowel...''*** ''16:14: Mixing cement with her feet...''*** ''16:15: Carefully examining construction materials...''*** ''16:16: Exhausted, finishing construction...''*** ''16:17: Re-reading her diary, reminiscing over the good old days...''* 15:38: Hope that I won't have to fetch a bucket full of mercury for the local alchemist again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brick! * 15:38: Locating a bucket of mercury wasn't the hard part. Fortunately, I met a few more heroes on the same quest, and we lent each other a hand.* 15:15: I was writing a terrifying story about an epic battle with a cruel monster, but the diary entry appeared to be limited to 140 characters.* 15:01: Hopkinton Rhubarb III ran out of the bushes shouting, "Pro Tagonist, I'm coming!" and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. Typical - I have to do everything myself.* 10:48: Taught my pet to perform some simple tricks. It seems that Sneezy has already mastered the "Eat" command.* 10:26: I've been thinking, Soul Supreme. Is 'Like OhMG, Fer sure!' really such a good battle cry? Will it strike fear into the enemy's heart and give me comfort on cold and lonely nights?* 10:01: I feel like Sneezy is trying to tell me something. I wonder, what exactly could it be?* 09:08: Spent some time debugging Godville by crushing cockroaches with my boot.===5/23/2011===* 22:46: Had a moment of silence to honor the remains of a less-than-fortunate hero.* 21:44: I almost got killed by a shooting star. Thankfully, it wasn't loaded.* 21:40: It's good to be good. Right, my Lady?* 21:40: Felt some strange movement in my pockets. Looks like I've got yet another golden brick!* 21:40: I suppose this is a good place to fetch a bucket full of mercury for the local alchemist. Let's go!* 21:40: Notes from the battlefield: Carlos The Witty is defeated. Pro Tagonist added 753 gold coins to her treasury. Pro Tagonist became an owner of a great rag: pair of quasidevil's horns. Pro Tagonist put a lock of Carlos The Witty's hair, and a golden brick for the temple into her bag.* 21:23: Notes from the battlefield: Carlos The Witty and Pro Tagonist failed to disperse on the forest path and engaged in mortal combat!* 21:23: Sometimes it feels like someone is reading my diary.* 21:23: Went looking for trouble. No luck so far.* 21:23: The local sheriff asked me to fetch a bucket full of mercury for the local alchemist. I don't want to go to jail, so I'd better do it.* 21:18: I've seen things people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. And all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain... Time to wake up.* 21:17: Saw another hero's god in my dreams. My Lady, give me a sign of your presence, I beg you... I feel so lonely.* 20:45: During our last rest stop, Sneezy performed some gothic dances in honor of the god of monsters. Please forgive him, Great One.* 20:43: I've managed to watch the grass grow somehow. Found a chest full of money. Gonna drink heavily.* 20:43: It was as much fun as watching paint dry, but I did it!* 19:33: Hmm, Sneezy the rocky raccoon... The name doesn't exactly strike fear into your heart. Maybe I should have called him Mattstar?* 15:21: I wonder if my continuous failure to get a date has anything to do with my bizarre choice of equipment.* 11:56: Took the midnight train going anywhere.* 10:57: Sneezy almost fell off a cliff chasing a flock of lemmings. Oh, what if he had fallen?* 09:18: Practiced the new secret handshake I've been working on for the "Guild by Association".* 08:56: Silly rocky raccoon got under my feet, and I almost stepped right on him. Sneezy, don't get on my nerves!* 08:53: Wow! Déjà vu. Must be a glitch in the system.* 08:46: This looks like a good place to rest. It's a shame I'm not tired yet... Oh well.* 08:42: A wandering paladin poured a handful of sacred soil and let me touch his holy hand grenade.* 08:41: I've managed to learn to fly superhero style, fist-first. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change!* 08:41: Flights are most pleasant when something soft lies at the foot of the cliff.* 08:39: I flung a gold coin into the monster's eye, bursting its eyeball. Eeewww.* 08:34: I was just wondering... As a hero, am I supposed to have a secret identity or something? Oh, and maybe I should get a costume. I'll look great in tights!* 08:10: My wounds are healing, the holes in my outfit are disappearing, and even my pathetic life is starting to look better. My Lady, I think I shall do something great and stupid in your honor!* 08:03: My life was saved again! I knew you wouldn't leave me in trouble, Great One!* 06:33: It turns out that a rocky raccoon sure can come in handy! Who knew it made such a good footstool when I rest by the roadside?===5/22/2011===* 21:20: Well done, clever rocky raccoon! He stopped, dug into the ground and found 196 coins. I'll use it to buy him a mobile kennel and some tasty treats.* 18:34: Almost went crazy trying to catch a strange moving red dot.* 17:27: Attaching recently buttered toast to the bottom of my sandals afforded me the power of levitation. Unfortunately, it didn't last long.* 17:22: A glowing fairy came along shouting 'HEY, LISTEN!'. I swatted it out of the air.* 17:22: Found a new quest written on the billboard near the town hall: learn to fly superhero style, fist-first.* 17:18: Woke up looking at the sunrise, wondering who stole my tent while I was sleeping.* 17:16: I just woke up in the middle of the street with some little kid poking me with a stick. He said I was snoring...* 17:11: Note to self: should avoid useless entries in my diary.* 16:26: I've managed to count the nails in the third front horseshoe of Sleipnir somehow. Found a chest full of money. Gonna drink heavily.* 16:26: Received a nice black eye while examining the horse shoe. I've written down another rule - never bother unknown horses.* 16:13: Hooray! I've reached level 20!
==Level 19Experience Growth (Levels) ==How many days does it take to reach the next level? Here's my experience:{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable" width="600px"|-! colspan="5/22/2011==="| Level Gain Table|-! scope="col" | Timestamp* 14:58: It turns out that a rocky raccoon sure can come in handy! Who knew they were so good at fetching beers?scope="col" | Level* 14:46: Lost 220 coins gambling in the local tavern. At least this time I kept my pants!scope="col" | Days* 14:42: A man told me I'd be twice as smart if I was half as smart as I thought I was. Hmm...! scope="col" | Message! scope="col" | Note|-* 13| nowrap | 03/31/2011 18:07: Sneezy snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to count the nails in the third front horseshoe of Sleipnir. Now he is making faces at me. If you think it44 || || || || ''start date's so easy, why don't you do it yourself, you silly rocky raccoon?* 12:21: Sensing my bad mood, Sneezy deftly tickled me with his whiskers. I feel a little better already.|-* 12| nowrap | 05/17/2011 14:16: Oops, I think I accidentally just took a vow of science. Guess 33 || 19 || || Hooray! I should've paid more attention in spelling class.reached level 19! || * 11:58: It seems that Sneezy just tried to use the "awkward silence" skill. Of course he failed. What a noob.|-* 11:34: Stopped to feed and groom my pet. Sneezy purred excitedly in anticipation of the combing.===5| nowrap | 05/2122/2011===* 22:15: Sneezy growled at the trader16:13 || 20 || 5. The trader swallowed nervously and gave us a generous discount.* 20:41: 07 || Hooray! I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid that it wouldn't help me.ve reached level 20! || |-* 08:11| nowrap | 05/27/2011 21: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and purred37 || 21 || 5. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out an IQ degenerator. What a clever pet22 || Hooray!* 08:11: Felt a burning desire to disassemble the mystery box. Found a notarized document inside stating that I've died fewer times than I thought. Nice.reached level 21! || |-* 19| nowrap | 06/02/2011 01:46: Sneezy snorts disdainfully and laughs at my futile attempts to determine the terminal airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow21 || 22 || 5. Now he is making snickering noises. If you think it16 || || ''achieved level 22's so easy, why don't you do it yourself, you silly rocky raccoon?* 19|-| nowrap | 06/07/2011 15:36: Taught my pet to perform some simple tricks. It seems that Sneezy has already mastered the "Sleep" command56 || 23 || 5.61 || Hooray! I've reached level 23! || |-* 17| nowrap | 06/14/2011 00:12: Took time out from my busy schedule of death and destruction for a spot of knitting.* 17:09: Baffled by the strange clicking noises coming from the heavens44 || 24 || 6.37 || || ''achieved level 24''|-* 17| nowrap | 06/20/2011 07:01: Walked into a bar55 || 25 || 6... That30 || || 's going to leave a bruise.* 16:53: I'm so broke, I canachieved level 25't even afford to pay attention.'|-* 16| nowrap | 06/26/2011 15:39: Silly rocky raccoon got under my feet, and 40 || 26 || 6.32 || Hooray! I almost stepped right on him. Sneezy, don't get on my nerves!ve reached level 26 || |-* 16| nowrap | 07/03/2011 19:4125 || 27 || 7.16 || Hooray! I’ve reached level 27! || |-| nowrap | 07/11/2011 01: Arrogantly shoved aside the guild newbies on my way to the doctor00 || 28 || 7.23 || || 's office. Restored a decent part of my health bar.** ''(just noticed I've been promoted from master of my Guild to "chief master")time approximate''* 16|-| nowrap | 07/18/2011 15:35: Participated in a banana-throwing contest with the local monkeys01 || 29 || 7. Now 58 || Hooray! I'm "fruited up" beyond all recognition.ve reached level 29! || * 16|-| nowrap | 07/26/2011 21:32: Spent a few hours staring into the abyss. Had the eerie sensation of being watched57 || 30 || 8.29 || Hooray! I've reached level 30! || * 16:23: Pondered free will for a moment, then decided not to pursue it.|-* 15| nowrap | 08/04/2011 04:47: Sneezy came closer and started licking my wounds21 || 31 || 8. Suddenly 27 || Hooray! I felt better, even without all these doctors and their huge syringes.'ve reached level 31! || |-* 15| nowrap | 08/12/2011 03:41: Sneezy cuddled up to my bruise and calmingly purred27 || 32 || 7. Suddenly 96 || Hooray! I felt a little bit better.'ve reached level 32! || |-* 15| nowrap | 08/20/2011 10:37: Hopkinton Rhubarb III took the monster aside, giving me plenty of time to get away58 || 33 || 8. Don't worry Vorpal Wabbit, 31 || Hooray! I'll get you next time!* 15ve reached level 33! || |-| nowrap | 08/29/2011 06:36: Felt itchy. Scratched01 || 34 || 8.79 || Hooray! I've reached level 34! || |-* 15| nowrap | 09/07/2011 16:32: Sneezy buried the "Watchmen" guild membership card that he found33 || 35 || 9. Is that his way of showing contempt for that guild?44 || Hooray! I've reached level 35! || |-* 15| nowrap | 09/17/2011 14:27: Participated in a banana-throwing contest with the local monkeys06 || 36 || 9. Now 90 || Hooray! I'm "fruited up" beyond all recognition.ve reached level 36! || |-* 14| nowrap | 09/28/2011 04:39: Sneezy wagged his tail and looked fondly at my alchemical transmuter49 || 37 || 10. 61 || Hooray! I went ahead and gave it to him. Let the brute play.'ve reached level 37! || * 14:39: With one clean blow, the Unicorndog was sent on its final journey|-| nowrap | 10/09/2011 13:14 || 38 || 11. 35 || Hooray! I searched its lifeless body and found 12 coins and an alchemical transmuter.'ve reached level 38! || * 14:35: Crazy scientists have given me another quest: determine the terminal airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.|-* 14| nowrap | 10/21/2011 23:04: Silly rocky raccoon got under my feet, and I almost stepped right on him45 || 39 || 12. That would have ended badly.)* 14:02: Hope that 44 || Hooray! I won't have to journey there and back again again. But the reward was good: an extra dose of experience and a shiny golden brickve reached level 39!|| |-** ''(Quest Complete)'| nowrap | 11/03/2011 19:07 || 40 || 12.81 || Hooray! I've reached level 40! || |-* 14| nowrap | 11/16/2011 10:02: || 41 || 12.62 || Hooray! I've returned to the spot where I began my journey at, only to find out that nothing had changed.reached level 41! || |-* 13:49| nowrap | 11/29/2011 05: 47 || 42 || 12.82 || Hooray! I just saw the violence inherent in the system.'ve reached level 42! || |-* | nowrap | 12/13/2011 09:44: I was just wondering... As a hero, am I supposed to have a secret identity or something? Oh, and maybe I should get a costume23 || 43 || 14. 15 || Hooray! I'll look great in tightsve reached level 43!|| * 13:36|-| nowrap | 12/28/2011 23: 50 || 44 || 15.60 || Hooray! I suppose this is a good place to journey there and back again. Let's gove reached level 44!|| ** ''(unfortunately, my quest is only 96% complete)''|-* | nowrap | 01/13/2012 04:35: A wandering monk saw my pet and said something about training, carrots and sticks... Sneezy became anxious07 || 45 || 15. 18 || Hooray! I wonder why?'ve reached level 45! || |-* | nowrap | 01/28/2012 13:21: Waited for the quest to complete itself, but nothing happened. Darn it58 || 46 || 15.41 || Hooray! I've reached level 46! || |-* | nowrap | 02/13/2012 23:18: Sneezy knocked over some candles in the temple36 || 47 || 16. What a clumsy oaf40 || Hooray! I've reached level 47! We hid behind a curtain and watched as a priest put out the flames with some holy water from a basin|| |-| nowrap | 03/01/2012 01:04 || 48 || 16. Don06 || I can't worry, my Ladybelieve I'm level 48 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, it was and I still act like a public temple and they don't pray to you anyway..total noob.|| |-* 13| nowrap | 03/17/2012 11:12 || 49 || 16: Sneezy tossed 11 gold coins into the donations cup. 42 || I can't believe I wonder where he got that money? Oh well, it's not importantm level 49 already. To your gloryPeople tell me that I look much younger though, my Lady!* 12:40: and I was walking along still act like a path when I noticed a long trail of wilted flowers behind metotal noob... I believe it|| |-| nowrap | 04/05/2012 03:56 || 50 || 18.70 || Hooray! I's time I took a bath.ve reached level 50! || |-* 11| nowrap | 04/24/2012 01:33: There were red-inked corrections in my diary when I woke up23 || 51 || 18. Was that you my goddess89 || Wow, or did I become smarter in my sleep?am level 51 now! || |-* 09| nowrap | 05/13/2012 06:38: Sometimes 45 || 52 || 19.22 || Hooray! I feel that life is an endless series of quests. 've reached level 52! || * 09:35: Lady, I have you and Sneezy, but why do I still feel like something's missing from my life? |-* 09| nowrap | 06/01/2012 13:31: Sneezy sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster04 || 53 || 19. You26 || I can're so worthless, rocky raccoont believe I'm level 53 already. * 09:30: Saw People tell me that I look much younger though, and I still act like a big red dot on the groundtotal noob. Next to it were the words, 'You are here'. Well, duh!|| |-===5| nowrap | 06/2023/2011===* 2012 05:43 || 54 || 21:39: It seems that Sneezy just tried to use the "liana-eyebrows" skill. Of course he failed. What a noob.* 14:32: 69 || Hooray! I flung a gold coin into the monster's eye, bursting its eyeball. Eeewww.ve reached level 54! || ''completed temple 06/16''* 14|-| nowrap | 07/09/2012 23:17: I suppose this is a good place to boldly go where no one has gone before06 || 55 || 16. Let's go!** ''(42% of quest completed; that's a nice number, but 72 || I doncan't think believe I've found the right place yetm level 55 already.)''* 13:13: HmmPeople tell me that I look much younger though, where did Sneezy get and I still act like a periodic table cloth? I tried to take it away, but he scratched metotal noob. Bad rocky raccoon!|| |-* | nowrap | 07/28/2012 13:01: In the wallet of the Identified Flying Object, killed by my hand, I found photos of its kids19 || 56 || 18.59 || Hooray! What have I done? Anyway, the EXP boost was nice and now I'm hungry for moreve reached level 56!|| * |-| nowrap | 08/14/2012 16:12:55: Feeling butterflies in my stomach|| 57 || 17. 12 || Wow, I guess eating caterpillars was a bad idea.* 12:15: Saw am level 57 now! Luckily intelligence isn't a platypus scuttle by. Great One, I like your sense of humorrequirement for level-ups.|| |-* 12:| nowrap | 09/01/2012 14: Great goddess27 || 58 || 17.93 || Wow, I feel am level 58 now! Luckily intelligence isn't a sudden urge to sacrifice 43 gold coins to you!requirement for level-ups. || |-* 12| nowrap | 09/21/2012 04:01: Sneezy suddenly got a very surprised look on his face and mumbled something that sounded like: 'Sacrifice and pray55 || 59 || 19.'. Hmm60 || Wow, I thought he was kind of nonam level 59 now! || |-talking.* 09| nowrap | 10/13/2012 03:2359 || 60 || 21.96 || Hooray! I've reached level 60! || |-| nowrap | 11/02/2012 01: Heard someone shouting "Die, Hopkinton Rhubarb III!" in the distance07 || 61 || 19.88 || Reached level 61. Now I rushed am officially allowed to do the rescue, but it turned out to be a Deaf Leopard brutally smashing a scarecrow. things I guess monsters need to practice too.* 09:20: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and roared. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a chick magnetshouldn't have been doing. What a clever petYeah!|| * 08:23: Saw someone praying to a false god. What an amateur.|-* | nowrap | 11/26/2012 08:06: A priestess told me that my goddess wants me to 'go forth and multiply'31 || 62 || 24. It31 || Wow, 62! I don's a shame t get older, I was never good at math...level up! || |-* 07| nowrap | 12/17/2012 19:29: Tried to prove the Sandwich law while resting on the side of the road34 || 63 || 21. Sneezy now has enough food to last for two days.* 07:24: Argued with myself about the existence of pumpkins, cakes46 || I can't believe I'm level 63 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and other anomaliesI still act like a total noob.|| * 05:|-| nowrap | 01/11/2013 13: Writing this diary entry with a broken pencil. It's pointless07 || 64 || 24.73 || Wow, 64! I don't get older, I level up! || * Reading over the last few pages of the diary, blacking|-out profanities...===5| nowrap | 02/1902/2011===* 222013 09:53: Carefully examined my pet as 25 || 65 || 21.85 || Hooray! I tried to figure out how he heals so quickly. Sneezy happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face.'ve reached level 65! || |-* 22:48| nowrap | 02/28/2013 01: 26 || 66 || 25.67 || Ican've seen something that cannot be unseen. Must forget! Must forget! Must forget... Wait, what was that t believe I was trying to forget?* 22:06: Sneezy is hanging onto my leg 'm level 66 already. People tell me that I look much younger though, and begging for food. Sorry. Now is not I still act like a good time. There's an Evil Overlord aheadtotal noob.|| |} * 20:36: Fighting the Serial Killer Bee is the closest I've been == The Road to anyone since my last relationship.Templehood == * 20[[File:32: I played hidebrick-andgain-seek with myselfOhMG. Lost again.* 19:30: Sneezy fetched a dead rat png|400px|thumb|center|Graph of actual brick gain from somewhere and proudly laid it at my feet. What is this? A sacrifice?first login to temple completion]]{| class="mw-collapsible mw-collapsed wikitable" width="600px"|-! colspan="3"| Brick Gain Table|-* 14:55: The mayor of the town asked me to find my lost marbles. I sense profit! [my latest quest]scope="col" | Timestamp** ''FWIW, my last four quests were: 1) Attempt to believe it's not butter, 2) Attempt to believe it's not butter, 3) Capture the flag, and now 4) Attempt to believe it's not butter. Hopefully, my belief is sufficiently strong that I won't need to take that quest again.! scope="col" | Bricks! scope="col" | Notes|-| nowrap | 2011/03/31 18:44 || 0.0% || ''start date''* 14|-|| 2011/04/15 09:51: Woke up to take my sleeping pills18 || 1.1% || * 13:12: Came across a bunch of flamboyant vampires and overgrown wolves arguing over some underage girl. Looked like a lame scene, kept walking.|-* 12:|| 2011/04/1610: Met a man who was desperate to tell me the 'good news' about his god of love and compassion. Boy, have I got some bad news for him..15 || 1.2% || * 09|-|| 2011/05/17 14:00: Studied my pet for a long time, but couldn't find where the rumbling sounds were coming from20 || 5.3% || * 08|-|| 2011/05/17 16:56: Felt like I was being followed, so I started walking backwards40 || 5.4% || * 08:53: Lady, I have you and Sneezy, but why do I still feel like something's missing from my life?|-* 07|| 2011/05/18 20:55: Tried to navigate using the stars spinning around my head. Feel even dizzier now19 || 5.6% || |-* 07:26|| 2011/05/19 15: I found a house divided. It couldn't stand00 || 5.9% || |-* 00|| 2011/05/20 07:53|| 6.1% || |-|| 2011/05/20 09: Sneezy tossed 7 gold coins into the donations cup30 || 6. I wonder where he got that money? Oh well, it's not important. To your glory, my Lady!2% || |-===5|| 2011/1805/2011===* 2107:42: Ran away from a monster and hid in a graveyard. The screamin' blues of wights were quite impressive, yet boring46 || 6.4% || |-* 21|| 2011/05/23 21:33: Heard someone shouting "Die, Gdawg!" in the distance. I rushed to the rescue, but it turned out to be a Lego Golem brutally smashing a scarecrow. I guess monsters need to practice too40 || 6.9% || |-* || 2011/05/23 21:26: A fat old man was screaming "Rudoooolph!" in the forest. I felt pity and gave him a piece of fresh reindeer meat that I had just bought from some wandering goblins.45 || 7.0% || |-* 21|| 2011/05/27 14:06: Silly rocky raccoon got under my feet, and I almost stepped right on him. That would have ended badly10 || 7.6% || |-* 20|| 2011/05/27 19:2005 || 7.7% || |-|| 2011/05/30 14: Takeshii was removed from my potential threats list. He will remember not to stand in my way again45 || 8.2% || |-* 20:|| 2011/06/01 19: Notes from arena battle: Takeshii is on his knees. Pro Tagonist salutes to somewhere above! The winner receives a golden brick and 109 coins15 || 8.5% || |-* 19|| 2011/06/02 09:56: Notes from arena battle: Pro Tagonist and Takeshii look at each other appraisingly. The audience watches with anticipation10 || 8.7% || |-* 19|| 2011/06/03 14:56: Searched through the pockets of my suddenly uncomfortable clothes and discovered an empty genie lamp, a handsaw's tooth, and a slice of life under my armor. I have no idea how these things got here, but I'm sure they will come in handy.10 || 8.8% || |-* 19|| 2011/06/04 13:56: Time to cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! Hey, greenhorns, wanna fight?|| 9.0% || |-* 19:|| 2011/06/05 11: Stumbled across a sign that read: 'Warning: Watch out for Signs!'27 || 9.2% || |-* 19|| 2011/06/06 13:05: Sneezy whimpers anxiously and wags his tail like a fan, providing a refreshing breeze35 || 9. Wow, I feel a bit better!5% || |-* 18|| 2011/06/09 12:22: Tried to hypnotize the trader with a swinging pendulum54 || 10. I thought it worked -- until I was thrown 2% || ''not sure why these values are out of the shop.order''* 18:15: Had a nice conversation with myself. Learned a lot from it.|-* 18|| 2011/06/11 12:10: I stopped at the graveyard to listen to the growling of ghouls|| 10. I must say, they8% || ''not sure why these values are out of order''re quite impressive. Although they do chat a bit too much at times.* 17:30: Sneezy suddenly raised his muzzle and roared loudly. The Loan Shark and his fellows dispersed, shrieking with fear.|-* 17:|| 2011/06/12 02: Sneezy is hanging onto my leg and begging for food04 || 10. Sorry. Now is 4% || ''not a good time. Theresure why these values are out of order''s a Dreaded Gazebo ahead.* 17:05: I ran into a brick wall with half|-faded words written on it|| 2011/06/14 21: 42 || 11.4% || ''not sure why these values are out of order'Love you my daughter, but you need to be strong.'* 17:01|-|| 2011/06/16 20: Clicked my heels three times. Nothing happened46 || 11.6% || |-* 16|| 2011/06/19 18:56: Stumbled across a sign that read: 'All your base are belong to us44 || 11.'8% || |-* 16:52: Felt adventurous and took the path less traveled, but turned back after having so much trouble walking through the tall grass and weeds|| 2011/06/21 09:15 || 12.4% || * 13|-|| 2011/06/22 07:46: Sensing my bad mood, Sneezy deftly tickled me with his whiskers. I feel a little better already|| 12.5% || |-* 12:22|| 2011/06/24 18: Found pages from someone else's diary flying in the wind. I'd be horribly embarrassed if someone were reading my most personal thoughts... but I read them anyway14 || 12.8% || |-* || 2011/06/25 19:57 || 12:14: Laid down under a tree to die from heavy wounds. Came back to my senses to find Sneezy performing CPR on me. 9% || |-* 12|| 2011/06/26 13:09 || 13: Sneezy laid down next to the entrance of an abandoned temple and promptly fell asleep. It's so peaceful here, I think I'll have a nap too.2% || |-* 11|| 2011/06/28 13:00: Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside50 || 13. 4% || |-* 10|| 2011/06/28 20:56: Enthusiastically rubbed the medicine dropper of holy water in the hopes of summoning a genie17 || 13. Sadly, the only thing to appear was my sad5% || |-looking reflection. * 10|| 2011/06/30 20:54: Spent many long hours praying. Endowed the temple with 67 gold coins39 || 13. 7% || |-* 10|| 2011/07/09 19:53: Sneezy knocked over some candles in the temple. What a clumsy oaf! We hid behind a curtain and watched as a priest put out the flames with some holy water from a basin40 || 14. 8% || |-* 10|| 2011/07/15 09:51: Paid 87 coins to the veterinarian for a routine pet checkup. The vet said that Sneezy will live a long and healthy life20 || 15. 1% || |-* 10|| 2011/07/16 11:50: Visited the zoo and fed some hungry trolls07 || 15.3% || * 10:40: Tried using a Jedi mind trick on the trader. Got slapped in the face|-|| 2011/07/18 09:45 || 15.5% || |-* 10|| 2011/07/25 13:10: Almost went crazy trying to catch a strange moving red dot25 || 16.9% || * 09|-|| 2011/07/26 22:56: Sneezy came closer and started licking my wounds. Suddenly I felt better, even without any healing mud baths05 || 17.0% || |-* || 2011/07/30 09:43: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and growled26 || 17. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out an unturned stone. What a clever pet!4% || |-* 09|| 2011/08/04 20:38: Combed the desert. Didn't find a thing, but it has nice patterns now33 || 18.2% || |-* 09|| 2011/08/05 15:34: Tried to lick my own elbow. All I got was a twisted neck and a strong feeling of dissatisfaction05 || 18.5% || |-* || 2011/08/08 09:2750 || 18.6% || |-|| 2011/08/10 22: Saw a shady trader by the road. Sat by him to get out of the sun02 || 19.1% || |-* || 2011/08/12 20:47: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No32 || 19... it's a dragon... A big dragon... A big, hungry looking dragon... I'll just run away now. * 6% || |-|| 2011/08/13 07:43: Pondered free will for a moment, then decided not to pursue it20 || 19. 7% || |-* || 2011/08/14 09:43: It'd be great if Sneezy could run to the city to grab some potions... and snacks. All right, I'll go myself. I'm not above running my own errands49 || 19.8% || |-* || 2011/08/15 06:13: Carefully examined my pet as I tried to figure out how he heals so quickly. Sneezy happily wagged his tail and yawned in my face04 || 20.0% || |-* 07|| 2011/08/19 15:57: Dear Diary, I must confess a secret that's been buried deep within my troubled heart35 || 20... Darn it! It's a Card8% || |-Carrying Villain!* 07|| 2011/08/20 08:36: Sneezy knocked over some candles in the temple. What a clumsy oaf! We hid behind a curtain and watched as a priest put out the flames with some holy water from a basin53 || 21.2% || |-* 06|| 2011/08/22 09:45: Taught my pet to perform some simple tricks. It seems that Sneezy has already mastered the "Sleep" command20 || 21.8% || * 05:55: Sneezy suddenly stood to attention and growled. Then he rushed into the bushes and pulled out a loose cannon. What a clever pet!|-* 05|| 2011/08/25 20:51: I was bored to tears, so I decided to capture the flag. This should be interesting30 || 22.4% || ** ''This is my new quest''|-===5|| 2011/08/17/2011===* 26 21:00 || 22:14: While walking through the forest, I heard a strange noise and saw a large blue box. I decided to ignore it and moved on.7% || |-* 22|| 2011/08/28 10:11: I feel like Sneezy is trying to tell me something42 || 23. I wonder, what exactly could it be?1% || |-* 21|| 2011/08/30 19:53: Sneezy brought me a package of cookies from somewhere38 || 23. I'd better eat it right away. What a great pet!7% || |-* 21|| 2011/09/01 12:3245 || 24.0% || |-|| 2011/09/02 17: Laid down under a tree to die from heavy wounds. Came back to my senses to find Sneezy performing CPR on me30 || 24.1% || |-* || 2011/09/04 20:37: If I pray hard enough, maybe my Goddess will change the color of my eyes to blue20 || 24. Then they'd match my armor!3% || |-* 20|| 2011/09/10 10:0402 || 25.1% || |-|| 2011/09/17 10: Lady, I have you and Sneezy, but why do I still feel like something's missing from my life?13 || 26.2% || |-* 19|| 2011/09/17 14:32: During our last rest stop, Sneezy performed some gothic dances in honor of the god of monsters. Please forgive him, Great One40 || 26.3% || * 19:24: Sneezy spent half an hour chasing his own tail. He didn't chew it off, but it's looking a bit frayed now.|-* || 2011/09/19 19:56 || 26.8% || |-|| 2011/09/2119: Saw the Four Pedestrians of the Apocalypse walking in the distance31 || 27.0% || * 19:14: Attaching recently buttered toast to the bottom of my sandals afforded me the power of levitation. Unfortunately, it didn't last long.|-* 19|| 2011/09/22 07:05: Aware of his health benefits, Sneezy carefully rubbed against me with his natural fur59 || 27. 1% || * 19:00|-|| 2011/09/24 11: Stopped and smelled the roses.46 || 27.6% || * 18|-|| 2011/09/26 22:50: A stranger came close to me and whispered: 'Never talk to strangers31 || 27.'9% || |-* 18|| 2011/10/03 16:42: Oh, the loot bag is so heavy|| 29... Hey, Sneezy, get out of there! 0% || |-* 18|| 2011/10/06 15:41: The Parrot Trooper is dead51 || 29. I wish I could at least fight some attractive looking enemies. Is that too much to ask?5% || |-* 18|| 2011/10/09 10:25: Ran into Hopkinton Rhubarb III30 || 30. He distracted the monster with some magic tricks, giving me time for a quick prayer0% || |-|| 2011/10/10 13:50 || 30.3% || * 18|-|| 2011/10/14 12:25 || 31.2% || |-|| 2011/10/15 22: I've always wondered00 || 31.5% || |-|| 2011/10/25 17:10 || 33.. Why does everyone want to kill me? Am I that annoying, Mighty One? Please tell me I'm not! Please! 3% || |-* 18|| 2011/10/28 07:19: Sneezy snorts disdainfully and seems to enjoy watching my futile attempts to attempt to believe it's not butter40 || 34. Now he is making faces at me. If you think it's so easy, why don't you do it yourself, you silly rocky raccoon? 0% || |-* 18|| 2011/11/02 07:17: Almighty, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the gold to buy shiny new things00 || 35. 1% || |-* 18:|| 2011/11/07 15: A preacher said that animals are not allowed in the temple, but Sneezy grinned and quickly persuaded the cleric to change his mind. 10 || 35.9% || |-* 18:|| 2011/11/07 17: Wrote verses about my journey and performed them in front of the people around me. They said I have talent27 || 36. 0% || |-* 18|| 2011/11/10 16:06: The equipment merchant said that animals are not allowed in the shop. Guess I'll manage without new clothes, since I won't leave Sneezy alone in the street.11 || 36.5% || |-* 17|| 2011/11/12 18:33: Sneezy sat aside to watch my epic battle with the monster. You're so worthless, rocky raccoon11 || 37.0% || |-* 17:30|| 2011/11/16 16: Waited for some ducks to cross the road56 || 38.0% || |-* 17|| 2011/11/18 16:26: Patiently waited until Sneezy finished marking the area25 || 38.5% || * 17|-|| 2011/11/20 14:1601 || 39.0% || |-|| 2011/11/21 07: A suspicious stranger told me that if I attempt to believe it's not butter, I'll get a nice reward. Probably. I have a bad feeling about this..46 || 39.1% || ** ''Deja vu''|-* 16|| 2011/11/22 08:47: Experienced a brief moment of frozen time today as the word 'AUTOSAVE' flashed above me in the sky, then vanished just as quickly51 || 39. 5% || * 16|-|| 2011/11/23 15:43: I wanted to join this local gang, but they said they don't accept religious extremists25 || 39. So I cut a few heathen throats and took away 32 gold coins all in your glorious name, my Lady9% || |-|| 2011/11/23 22:35 || 40.0% || * 16|-|| 2011/11/25 17:41: Quest to 'attempt to believe it's not butter' was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it00 || 40.5% || |-|| 2011/11/27 13:35 || 41. 0% || |-* 16|| 2011/11/30 10:50 || 41: I've done it! It's not butter, it's not butter at all!.5% || |-* 16|| 2011/12/01 13:36: Dear Diary, the time has finally come for me to write down this really important piece15 || 42... Oh, wait! It's a Fifth Elephant! 1% || |-* 16|| 2011/12/05 17:34: Sneezy laid down next to the diminishing campfire and promptly fell asleep. It's so peaceful here, I think I'll have a nap too10 || 43.0% || |-* 16|| 2011/12/07 06:11: Sneezy is a good companion to me. He even licked my wounds clean after the last battle. Either that or I forgot to feed him..55 || 43. 5% || |-* 16:|| 2011/12/1121: I offered to help the Bulletproof Sun Dog dig my own grave. When it handed me the shovel, I swung it at its face and ran away59 || 44. 0% || |-* 16|| 2011/12/18 20:11: Full of anticipation, I took the essence of awesomeness out of the bag and tore off the wrapping20 || 45. Darn that trader, it's a fake! 6% || * 16:07: Does my goddess wear pants? Should I?|-* 15|| 2011/12/22 10:44: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No... it's a dragon... A big dragon... A big, hungry looking dragon... I'll just run away now. 30 || 46.2% || |-* || 2011/12/24 15:41: Combed the desert. Didn't find a thing, but it has nice patterns now21 || 46.5% || |-* 15|| 2011/12/24 22:37: It's raining cats and dogs. I hope I don't get fleas04 || 46.9% || |-* 15|| 2011/12/25 08:3408 || 47.1% || |-|| 2011/12/28 20: Paid 250 coins to give my little animal a bath before starting a tough campaign. Sneezy's coat now shines with exuberance and he is happily hiccuping soap bubbles34 || 48.0% || |-* 15|| 2011/12/30 11:31: Wrote verses about my journey and performed them in front of the people around me. They said I have talent.40 || 48.6% || |-* 15|| 2011/12/31 19:07: Met Hopkinton Rhubarb III, borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feeling much better now09 || 49.0% || |-* 14|| 2012/01/02 11:53: A full backpack gave me a good excuse to stop puddling mud along the road and head to a warm and comfortable city. Hot baths, here I come! 05 || 49.5% || |-* 14|| 2012/01/02 21:53: The Anaphylactic Shark was gloriously dismembered! Sorting through its remains, I found a portable stairway to heaven. It will need a good washing before I can sell it55 || 49. 6% || |-* 14:47|| 2012/01/04 11: Helped the dying Wumpus by picking up its wallet50 || 50. It won't need it where it's going0% || |-|| 2012/01/06 08:05 || 50. 5% || * 14:45: What is wrong with all these monsters?! Why does my pain give them such delight?|-* 15|| 2012/01/10 22:00: Suddenly noticed Sneezy gnawing on my new unused potential! Fortunately, I took it away just in time10 || 51. Bad rocky raccoon!5% || |-* 14|| 2012/01/12 09:40: It seems that Sneezy just tried to use the "auto-stopping" skill. Of course he failed. What a noob59 || 52.0% || * 14:33|-|| 2012/01/12 21: Hooray! I've reached level 19!34 || 52.2% || ==Level 18==|-===5|| 2012/1701/2011===* 1309:47: I am a leaf on the wind... Watch how I soar35 || 52.6% || |-* || 2012/01/1316:45: Sneezy buried the "Black Market" guild membership card that he found25 || 52. Is that his way of showing contempt for that guild? 8% || |-* 13|| 2012/01/17 09:4145 || 53.8% || |-|| 2012/01/20 07: My pet Sneezy brought me a bottle of iodine solution from somewhere50 || 54. I'd better use it right away. What a clever pet he is! 5% || |-* 13|| 2012/01/20 21:41: Lying low at the bottom of a ditch55 || 54. I'm begging you, my Lady, make this Firefox pass by without noticing me! 6% || |-* 13|| 2012/01/21 16:39: Oh my Lady, is that a Firefox on the horizon? I can smell my own fear..20 || 55. 0% || |-* 13|| 2012/01/23 07:3805 || 55.5% || |-|| 2012/01/26 11: Found a crashed whale in an open field. Got lost in thought55 || 56. 0% || |-* 13|| 2012/01/30 09:24: Baffled by the strange tapping noises coming from the heavens10 || 57.0% || * 13|-|| 2012/02/02 16:18: After Sneezy lapped up a full saucer of health elixir, he kept on begging for a second serving. Hmm, it seems that his tired little body needs a boost15 || 57.5% || |-* 12|| 2012/02/03 21:13 || 58: "Sneezy the rocky raccoon" sounds distinguished, doesn't it? My Lady, do you like my pet?.0% || * Butt|-kicking for goodness!* || 2012/02/05 10:34: The Anaphylactic Shark fled from the fight. I ran in the same direction and found a kinetic energy bar and 8 coins44 || 58.5% || |-* 10|| 2012/02/07 15:29: Suddenly felt an urge to examine the continuum transfunctioner25 || 59. There was nothing inside, but I managed to get 2872 experience points in the process0% || |-|| 2012/02/09 18:00 || 59.5% || |-* The heroine is making copies of her diary to be sold as a new epic tales book..|| 2012/02/10 16:30 || 59.8% || |-* 08|| 2012/02/11 13:53: What's the deal, my Lady? I passed another coffee shop with a mermaid sign. That's like five in a row42 || 60.1% || |-|| 2012/02/14 13:20 || 61.1% || |-* || 2012/02/15 08:27: Found another hero's diary. Our entries were frighteningly similar... Great minds think alike, I suppose45 || 61.5% || |-* 00|| 2012/02/20 09:45: Quest to 'rewrite the diary in invisible ink' was completed with excellence! Got a shiny golden brick and felt great about it|| 62.5% || ===5|-|| 2012/1602/2011===20 22:25 || 63.0% || |-* || 2012/02/2120:48: A wandering monk said that the gods like to see an atheist around, it gives them something to aim at55 || 63.5% || * 19|-|| 2012/02/23 17:09: Oops, I think I accidentally just took a vow of science26 || 64. Guess I should've paid more attention in spelling class0% || |-|| 2012/02/24 16:25 || 64.4% || |-* 19|| 2012/02/25 09:0530 || 64.5% || |-|| 2012/02/26 15: Heard a whistle above my head40 || 65. Quickly fell upon my knees and prayed. I don't know what it was, but was I right, my Lady? 0% || |-|| 2012/03/02 11:00 || 65.7% || |-* 19|| 2012/03/03 14:20 || 66.0% || |-|| 2012/03/0516: My head feels like it's bursting with knowledge and wisdom40 || 66. I wanted to hit it several times to relieve the pressure, but suddenly changed my mind4% || |-|| 2012/03/06 09:30 || 66. Was that you, Almighty?7% || |-* 11|| 2012/03/06 17:52: I feel like I'd be a better heroine if I had a personal soundtrack00 || 66. My Goddess, please send a band of wandering minstrels to compose songs about my great deeds!9% || |-* 10|| 2012/03/06 20:22: An old mage asked me to rewrite the diary in invisible ink. Well, that shouldn't be too hard08 || 67. 0% || ** ''This is my new quest''|-* 10|| 2012/03/09 09:22: Gave 324 gold coins to the local bums. They promised to get drunk in honor of my Lady..00 || 67. 5% || |-* || 2012/03/1007:50 || 68.0% || |-|| 2012/03/1713: Early to bed and early to rise makes a lady healthy, wealthy, and wise15 || 70. Good night to me!5% || |-* 09|| 2012/03/18 19:34: I've managed to mow the surrounding lawn45 || 71. My titanic efforts were rewarded with a golden brick and some pocket change! 0% || |-* 09|| 2012/03/22 14:34: Well, I guess there isn't a creature over three inches tall left now10 || 72. 0% || |-* || 2012/03/25 09:3425 || 72.5% || |-|| 2012/03/26 10: The Vegetarian Vulture handed me a cheese wheel and threw himself into a nearby volcano10 || 73. 0% || * |-|| 2012/03/27 09:32: I suppose this is a good place to mow the surrounding lawn25 || 73. Let's go!5% || |-* 08|| 2012/03/29 16:53: What's the deal, my Lady? I passed another coffee shop with a mermaid sign. That's like five in a row45 || 74.5% || |-===5|| 2012/1503/2011===31 09:42 || 75.0% || |-* 21:33|| 2012/04/02 09: The mayor of the town asked me to mow the surrounding lawn10 || 75. I sense profit!5% || |-* 21|| 2012/04/04 18:28: Woke up looking at the sunrise, wondering who stole my tent while I was sleeping05 || 76.0% || * 20|-|| 2012/04/06 10:5710 || 76.5% || |-|| 2012/04/09 18: Quest to 'get a jackhammer and remove a sword from a stone' is completed! Got a pot of gold00 || 77. Let's go on a shopping spree!5% || |-* 19|| 2012/04/11 09:2030 || 78.4% || |-|| 2012/04/13 12: Experienced a brief moment of frozen time today as the word 'AUTOSAVE' flashed above me in the sky, then vanished just as quickly35 || 79.0% || * 19|-|| 2012/04/14 15:11: Walked into a bar51 || 79... That really hurt!5% || |-* 18:27|| 2012/04/16 15: Saw a charred body clutching a copy of "Atheism for Dummies"45 || 80. He must have angered his god somehow0% || |-|| 2012/04/18 07:25 || 80.6% || * 17|-|| 2012/04/19 09:38: Spent some time eating cucumber sandwiches and daintily drinking tea. It may have made me look like an idiot, but at least it restored some of my health40 || 81.0% || |-* 16|| 2012/04/22 11:57: Checked my beehive on a stick to see if it was working correctly. Spent the next half an hour bandaging my head35 || 81.5% || |-* 15|| 2012/04/24 12:45: The Fluffy Sun Dog was vanquished55 || 82. I stood upon his lifeless body for you, my Lady!0% || |-* 15|| 2012/04/26 09:3750 || 82.5% || |-|| 2012/04/28 09: My wounds are healing, the holes in my outfit are disappearing, and even my pathetic life is starting to look better00 || 82. My Lady, I think I shall do something great and stupid in your honor! 9% || |-* 15|| 2012/04/30 09:37: A Fluffy Sun Dog jumped out of the bush with a wide wicked smile and said: 'Well, well, we finally meet, Pro Tagonist!'10 || 83. 4% || * 15|-|| 2012/04/30 10:37: Stumbled across a sign that read45 || 83.5% || |-|| 2012/05/01 09: 'You are entering Bat Country35 || 84. Beware0% || |-|| 2012/05/03 06:15 || 84.'5% || |-* 10:|| 2012/05/06 06: Tried to be good. Planted some flowers along the roadside and hugged a puppy. Couldn't find a baby to kiss, though50 || 85.0% || |-* 09|| 2012/05/07 17:52: Xarpedon Demonsbane suddenly rushed past me, barked "Hi" and finished off the Thin Client. I'd better make more friends, it seems they can come in handy sometimes48 || 85.5% || |-* 09|| 2012/05/08 17:2105 || 86.0% || |-|| 2012/05/10 09: Met Hopkinton Rhubarb III, borrowed some food and a couple of healing potions. Feeling much better now40 || 86.6% || |-* 08:|| 2012/05/11 16: Found an atheist in a foxhole15 || 87.0% || ===5|-|| 2012/1405/2011===12 20:45 || 87.5% || * [Today, I had to flee from 2 Firefoxes: One was drunk, the other adjective|-less.]* 21|| 2012/05/13 22:37: Tried to climb a social ladder but ran into a glass ceiling33 || 88.0% || * 21:|-|| 2012/05/1607: Hopkinton Rhubarb III took the monster aside, giving me plenty of time to get away00 || 88. Don't worry Cod of War, I'll get you next time!5% || |-* || 2012/05/17 07:20:|| 89.0% || |-|| 2012/05/18 06: Hopkinton Rhubarb III ran out of the bushes shouting, "Pro Tagonist, I'm coming!", tripped and rolled head over heels into the gully54 || 89.5% || |-|| 2012/05/19 10:30 || 90. Typical 0% || |- I have to do everything myself.* 18:|| 2012/05/2009: Xarpedon Demonsbane ran out of the bushes shouting, "Pro Tagonist, I'm coming!" and suddenly fell into a hidden pit. Well, you know what they say 40 || 90.5% || |- if you want something done right, do it yourself.* || 2012/05/21 09:52: Saw a group of magical insects escape a flood in a tiny ship of their own creation00 || 91. Could this be the fabled Ark of the Coven0% || |-Ants?* 08|| 2012/05/22 18:5741 || 91.5% || |-|| 2012/05/23 20: I suppose this is a good place to find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb55 || 92. Let's go!** ''unfortunately, it turns out I'm only about 80% through the quest; wishful thinking, I guess''|| * 08:46: A thousand and one yellow daffodils began to dance in front of me. Was that you, Great One? ...or just the mushrooms I ate recently?|-* The heroine is making copies of her diary to be sold as a new superhero comic book..|| 2012/05/24 21:30 || 92.5% || * Reluctantly debriding wounds with some five|-star brandy...* 07|| 2012/05/26 09:4510 || 93.0% || |-|| 2012/05/27 11: While walking through the forest, I heard a strange noise and saw a large blue box. I decided to ignore it and moved on40 || 93.9% || |-* || 2012/05/29 07:02: A cute little girl wearing a nekomimi asked me to find out how many heroes it takes to change a lightbulb15 || 94. It's a bit weird, but why not embark upon this quest?5% || |-* 06|| 2012/05/30 20:5235 || 94.9% || |-|| 2012/05/31 16: Notes from arena battle05 || 95.0% || |-|| 2012/06/01 13: Koentjah begs for mercy11 || 95. Pro Tagonist definitely fulfilled her god's expectations today! The winner receives a golden brick and 817 gold coins4% || |-|| 2012/06/01 22:20 || 95. As a sign of heroic solidarity, the winner returned 278 coins to her rival for medicine5% || |-|| 2012/06/03 12:45 || 95.9% || |-* || 2012/06/03 19:09: I guess I'll never figure out how to become the 263rd member of "The Old Gods" guild. Whatever. I'll find something else to do40 || 96.0% || |-* || 2012/06:/04 09: A voice from the skies shouted: 'Cancel this quest.' Funny40 || 96.4% || |-===5|| 2012/1306/2011===* 2104 20:45: Felt adventurous and took the path less traveled, but turned back after having so much trouble walking through the tall grass and weeds|| 96.5% || * 19|-|| 2012/06/06 10:57: With one clean blow, the Dust Bunny was sent on its final journey. I searched its lifeless body and found 18 gold coins and some false hope55 || 97.0% || |-** ''Since achieving Level 18 yesterday, I have also defeated a Sun Dog and escaped from an Asexual Firefox|| 2012/06/06 11:15 || 97. I've never even seen these monsters before!''2% || |-* || 2012/06/0712:01: Rode into Los Demonos on a cloud of dust. No horse, just a cloud of dust00 || 97.5% || ===5|-|| 2012/1206/2011===* 2207 16:46: Crazy scientists have given me another quest: travel to the edge of the earth and try not to fall off of it55 || 97.6% || * 22|-|| 2012/06/08 14:13: Suddenly, I banged my head against thick air15 || 97. It's like there was an invisible wall there8% || |-|| 2012/06/09 07:30 || 98.0% || |-|| 2012/06/11 11:40 || 98.. or am I subconsciously learning how to mime?5% || |-* || 2012/06/12 22:10: Quest to 54 || 99.0% || |-|| 2012/06/14 06:30 || 99.5% || |-|| 2012/06/15 06:46 || 100.0% || ''earned 1000th brick''break the Fourth Wall' is completed! Got a pot of gold. Let's go on a shopping spree!* 22:05: Another map |-|| 2012/06/15 07:26 || 100.0% || Carefully placed the last brick, swept all the rooms, opened all doors, and cut the ribbon in a stately manner with my sword. I can't believe it's finally happened! After all these months of work, the temple in your name is finished, my Lady! I feel crazy with an 'X' scratched on it! Great One, why do people insist on vandalising perfectly good maps?* 17:29: Waited for some ducks to cross the roadhappiness.* 17:26: Searched for memory lane, but couldn't remember the directions.|}
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