== Why should you join us? ==
A better question would of course be, why shouldn't you join us. We, off course are too busy shamelessly recruiting and emohasizing The Guild in capital letters to answer things like that though.
* Joining The Guild isn't good for you healthOn the other hand, it isn't bad for your health...
* You have the chance to say The Guild a lot more.
Instead of wasting your time on boring and pointless things, think of how more productive you can be wasting your time on simply pointless things! The Guild is never boring! Only pointless.
== History ==